Summary:

Marly: hes head was not in the game that night for sure

CC: maybe he played like trash and she dumped him?
CC: shes got to be a hockey fan
CC: cant imagine cap dating someone who doesnt like hockey

Marly: nah he was in a mood that day before the game

St. Vicky: so what you think she dumped him just before the game?
St. Vicky: bro thats brutal

Hammer: maybe shes a voyageur sleeper agent

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The Boston Bears band together to find Montreal Jane and win her back for their beloved Captain. They are dumb but their love is pure.

Loosely inspired by Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead with the same amount of crack but without any of the literary merit. Set post-Tuna Meltdown.