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  1. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
    It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.

    What could go wrong?

    ( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")

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  2. Missing scenes from part one of my SAP series.

    Aka what the other Ottawa spouses and partners think is going on with “Jane”

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  3. There’s a beat of silence between them. And then another, and another until it continues on for a solid minute, almost hitting the two minute mark until Hayden speaks again. “Maybe you just need to get high, y’know. Loosen up a little.” What the fuck? OR Shane decides to loosen up a little by smoking weed. Too bad his dealer is really weird. And hot, somehow.

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  4. The moment Ilya slips the wedding band onto Shane’s finger, it feels like the world goes quiet for the first time in his life. Peaceful in a way Shane has never known. They’re married. Husbands. And Shane is excited for all of the firsts that lie ahead of them as a married couple. -- OR: A Bunch of "Firsts" from the First Year of Shane and Ilya's Marriage

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  5. Summer at the cottage was supposed to be relaxing. It turns into everything but—when Ilya drops “I could marry Svetlana” for an american visa like it’s a grocery list item. Shane’s face says over my dead body while Ilya, delighted, teases him for looking ready to commit “murder-suicide.” (He’s not wrong.) Shane Hollander has one big problem: he can’t let Ilya Rozanov marry anyone else. Not now. Not ever. So he does the unthinkable and proposes the most boring solution imaginable almost by accident. / Canon-Divergence /

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