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  1. The Things You Said While High On Meds by

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    2026-05-22

    Whatever Cliff had expected when he had thought about babysitting a stoned-to-the-tonsils Ilya Rozanov, it hadn't been this...

    Language:
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    3,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85338426

  2. Chronically Interrupted by

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    2026-05-21

    "Mr and Mrs Hollander," Ilya started with sincerity, "Thank you so much for making me Shane... I hope you enjoyed yourselves very mu-"

    "ILYA GRIGORYEVICH HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!"

    Or

    5 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, and 1 time Ilya walks in on someone else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85219481

  3. The BBQ of the Year. by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-05-21

    Ilya
    We will be late

    Bood
    do NOT fuck before my bbq

    Ilya
    We already have
    And we will again!

    Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #85286731

  4. I Don't Know That Side of You At All by

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    2026-05-20

    Time for the highlight of the night.

    As Boston’s General Manager, Barry had plenty of professional goals for his evening at the NHL awards. His singular personal goal, however, was to see Coach Theriault pop a fucking blood vessel.

    He and LeClaire had already succeeded in trapping Theriault in conversation when Barry heard a very familiar Russian accent from over by the bar.

    Well, a good manager knows how to delegate.

    Barry waved Rozanov over to join them. Yuna Hollander noticed and stuck close to the kid’s side, her sharp gaze assessing as she too moved to join the conversation. Even better. Even fucking better.

    Beside him, Theriault’s face had already turned a dangerous shade of red.

    ----
    Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander and Coach Theriault walk into a bar...

    Language:
    English
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    3,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85224756

  5. we stick together we can see it through by

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    2026-05-18

    "Hey." J.J. held out his hand for a handshake, as if he were meeting Ilya for the first time, and Shane supposed that in a way he was. "Zane says you don't suck."

    Shane had not made Ilya promise to be on his best behavior, and he regretted that immediately as he watched Ilya shake J.J.'s hand with an expression of exaggerated confusion.

    "Bood is slandering me? Why would he do this?" Ilya turned to Shane. "And you! You are letting your friends believe I don't give excellent—"

    or:

    Shane told J.J. the truth after the almost-plane-crash. Now Shane has the aggressive support of his most sociable and meddlesome friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,417
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81449521

  6. Goin’ to the Chapel by

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    2026-05-17

    ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

    Language:
    English
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    5,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85028201

  7. crash out by

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    2026-05-17

    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

    Language:
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    3,936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84723731

  8. The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-16

    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since. Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,087
    Chapters:
    16/26
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #72374346

  9. So What Was The Media Strategy? No, Seriously. by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-15

    “A lot of people were surprised by the video of Rozanov and Hollander last season, especially given the distraction it created around the playoffs. What was the reaction in the Bears locker room?”

    Or, Seb and Marly are left unsupervised at a post-game Bears press conference, and share their unfiltered thoughts.

    POV Cliff Marlow, set during the start of the 2021 season.

    Language:
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    2,228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84912496

  10. the hollander rule by

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    2026-05-14

    Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits. So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it. Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.

    Language:
    English
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    5,880
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84723361

  11. who the f*ck is jane by

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    2026-05-14

    Caitlin ok this IS earth shattering news Caitlin the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA?? Caitlin like who the fuck is this girl????? Cassie Literally all I know is that her name is Jane Caitlin who the fuck are you jane!!!!!! (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    3 versions
    AO3:
    #84856766

  12. The Hollander-Rozanov Post Wedding Brunch: Competitive Edition by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-12

    Marly is hungover and absolutely not ready for a trivia brunch about Roz and Hollander the morning after their wedding. The Bears know almost nothing about the couple, so they fall back on what they do know, the lovely Montreal Jane, but the more they answer, the stranger it gets.

    Or, just how similar were Jane and Hollander, and how did Roz end up with what was a carbon copy of the same person? The lucky asshole.

    POV Cliff Marlow, who is the real MVP!

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    6,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84711781

  13. Fiat 500 Horse Boys. by

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    2026-05-10

    Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

    Language:
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    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84572991

  14. Shane removed Ilya from the Chat by

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    2026-05-10

    Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84589631

  15. An ode to Shane Hollander’s masculinity by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-05-08

    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84497601

  16. switching, as it were by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-05-08

    When Ilya moves to the Centaurs, the number 81 is already taken. So, in true Ilya Rozanov fashion, he picks the number 24. People think he's just being an asshole, which is true, but he also does it to have Shane with him all the time.
    Of course, years later, Shane transfers to Ottawa. And lo and behold, the player who had number 81 retired, so when Shane has to choose a number?
    81 is available.
    --
    Or, Hollanov end up switching numbers and driving each other insane.

    Language:
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    1,687
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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84459496

  17. strike-slip tectonics by

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    2026-05-08

    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    23,094
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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84454861

  18. my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by

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    2026-05-04

    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.

    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    18,061
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83321736

  19. fake it (til you make it) by

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    2026-05-04

    “...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    21,781
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83934211

  20. The Day When I First Saw the Sun. by

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    2026-05-03

    Jane
    Are they both bad?
    Do you hate them?

    Ilya
    Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
    You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane man

    Jane
    Oh come on
    You literally see me in them everyday!

    Ilya
    I do
    And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
    You see the connection, yes?

    Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,074
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84224221
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