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  1. It's All Stars Weekend, the first since Shane and Ilya's marriage. And they are going to prove to everyone that the Rivalry is alive and well.

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  2. Arlo and the Robin by

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    2026-04-27

    “Shane?” Ilya dropped down beside him instantly, panic flooding his voice. “Shane! l’ubímyj? What is happening? What did she say?”

    Shane couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t think. His brain repeating it over and over and over again.

    Gone.

    The word echoed, hollow and impossible.

    “I-it’s - fuck. M-My dad…” he choked out. “He- he’s-”

    Or…

    Shane finds out he is pregnant with his and Ilya’s first baby the same day his dad unexpectedly passes away.

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  3. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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  4. Rozanov hello this is ilya rozanov Rozanov can you please stop with this Rozanov i am not homophobic Rozanov hollander is not homophobic Rozanov you are making my life very hard🙄🙄 Vaughny maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole Scott Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first. Rozanov i hate you both Rozanov one moment Rozanov i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof Rozanov but he said no😣😣😣😣 (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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  5. The flight attendant just shook her head. “No, sir”, she said slowly, enunciating just a tad too much, like they she was talking to a bunch of idiots, “I’m certain that’s not a misspelling. There are two entirely different names on here, I am afraid” “They can’t have misspelled it that much, that can’t be true!”, Barrett exclaimed, still laughing. But Ilya’s heart dropped as realisation hit. She was right. There were two entirely different names on there. -- OR: after Ilya takes Shane's last name, he forgets to book his own flight and the entire team gets a good look at his passport. Which definitely doesn't read "Ilya Rozanov" - no matter how wrongly you might spell Rozanov.

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  6. Ilya pauses, and runs the words through his head, not sure if hes confused because of the alcohol or because the English language is just so fucking stupid. “What the fuck is that? Baby trapping? You get a baby stuck somewhere?” Hayes laughs, loud and bright as Barrett goes to answer, completely cuddled up against Harris, “Nah dude it's like, you're forced into coparenting the kid, the kid is what keeps you guys together, even if you don't like each other. You do it for the kid.” Ilya gives a confused hum, switching from person to person to see if someone can explain. “Hayes continues, “Like when omegas poke holes in the condoms! And just sabotage you guys’ to have a baby.” Ilya ohhhs in understanding, and outright laughs with everyone, “Thats fucking insane!” or Shane Hollander isn’t great at asking for what he wants, lucky for him, Ilya is great at giving him whatever he wants. or Ilya finds out Shane wants to baby-trap him and he is very much on board with the idea.

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  7. high on hockey by

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    2026-04-19

    Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind. Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend- [Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.] Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now! (the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)

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  8. He's With Us by

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    2026-04-19

    Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
    He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.

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  9. hidden devotion by

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    2026-04-17

    Surprisingly, Rozanov seemed to understand completely. “Long distance is hard, yes?” Wyatt saw Bood’s eyebrows raise. “You talking about your girl, Rozy?” Rozanov shrugged. “We know what it is like. I have had years of practice. Was complicated. Long distance is shit. It is better now I am here, in Ottawa.” “What?” “Yes, uh- she is from Ottawa.” Bood’s mouth dropped open. “That’s why you moved teams? For her?” (snapshots from the centuars pov of ilya rozanov moving too ottawa) Translation into 中文-普通话 國語 available: 【授翻】隐衷 by Krisha0101

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  10. JJ ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good Mon Capitane🫡 I'm just not interested in dating right now! JJ right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏 — Cens groupchat Roz i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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  11. “I am serious, though, you are safe, yes? Drunk at hotel, sitting on balcony, crying over Montreal’s terrible loss?”

    It makes sense that Ilya’s mind would go there first. Shane said he was outside. Based on past behavior, the hotel balcony is probably the only place Ilya would expect him to be. He feels a little giddy that he gets to shock him for once.

    “I’m at a club, actually.” He has to bite back a self-satisfied smile as he speaks, “With the team. Safe.”

    It's quiet for a few moments before Ilya deadpans,

    “Very funny joke.”

    (or: three days after the breakup with rose, shane gets drunk in boston. it spirals out from there.)

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  12. “Sylvia,” Shane murmured, clearly mortified.

    “What?” she said innocently. “I’m just saying. And I’m also saying that a certain someone here, hasn’t stopped staring at someone else since they walked in. Their partner has been doing all of the work.” A brow was quirked towards the Russian paramedic.

    Ilya nearly dropped his gauze “Da- I mean no, I—” he started, then stopped, flustered.

    Shane looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him whole.

    Cliff snorted under his breath and turned away, suddenly very interested in the supply bag.

    Sylvia leaned toward Shane. “Ask for his number,” she whispered loudly enough that it wasn’t a whisper at all. “They’ll be taking me away in T-minus five minutes. You don’t wanna miss your shot kiddo!”

    Or Shane is a Librarian and Ilya is a Paramedic. They meet , fall in love, have a baby together . Oh and Shane is Autistic and worries a lot.

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  13. Roz you are all trying to make my phone explode? Roz what is problem Roz is someone dying Roz someone better be dying Shane What’s happening? Is everyone okay? Hazy @Shane Do you have a tattoo? Shane DO I HAVE A WHAT? (the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)

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  14. Ilya gets a call that changes his life.
    How does his relationship with Shane change now that he is going to be a father?

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  15. @shaneholender imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline @therealilyarozanov Responding to @shaneholender 1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours 2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first - Harris (Chiron’s papa) Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!! (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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  16. Inspired by this tumblr post.

    "I did," Shane and Rozanov answer simultaneously, then cut their eyes at each other, and Hayden is pretty sure he already regrets asking who made the first move, but honestly he's still trying to wrap his brain around this relationship and it seemed like the best place to start.

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  17. Scott and Ilya put up a united front against all the homophobic assholes in the league. Well, maybe not that united. But at least they're changing the narrative a bit, one homophobe at a time.

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  18. “You know, I could marry Svetlana,” Ilya said, apropos of nothing. Shane looked up from his phone, frowning. “To get an American passport,” Ilya went on, casual as anything, like they were talking about travel plans or a trade rumor. Not Shane’s worst nightmare. “It would be like a business agreement. She would do it.” “Okay,” Shane said slowly, already hearing the faint crack in his voice. “Sure. A business agreement. But…It’s not like you could just fake it. You’d have to live with her. She would get to come home to you.” “Yes, but it would be like roommates,” Ilya said. “We could still be this-” he gestured loosely between them, like that explained everything. “She wouldn’t mind.” “She’d be your wife, Ilya.” The word was like a lash, even to his own ears. --- What if the "I could marry Svetlana" scene and Ilya being LOST in the sauce sex scene had a baby? And that baby was angst + comfort + shower sex?

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  19. Liliya squirms slightly as he slides her tiny arms into the sleeves, her face scrunching in mild protest. "I know, I know," Shane murmurs, smiling faintly. "Not your favourite thing." He glances briefly at the phone, then back to her. "Maybe one day," he says quietly, "we can show this to your papa." There's a subtle shift in the room. Yuna's smile falters just slightly. David, standing nearby, looks down for a moment before composing himself. Shane doesn't stop. "This is the day you came home," he tells her. "The first day of the rest of our lives kiddo." His fingers are careful as he buttons the cardigan, adjusting it so it sits just right. "I think he'd like to see this,” he adds softly. Or, Shane and Ilya sleep together the day they meet in December 2008. Shane ends up pregnant. Ilya has no idea, it’s only when their daughter is diagnosed with a rare genetic disorder that Shane realises he has no choice but the break the silence between them.

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  20. The Body Problem by

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    2026-04-06

    Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.

    Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.

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