1 – 9 of 9 Works in Accidental Baby Acquisition

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  1. Spring of 2016: Ilya loses a father.

    Summer of 2016: Ilya loses a brother.

    Fall of 2016: Ilya gains a daughter, a lover, and a friend.

    Or: another "what if Ilya gained custody of his niece" fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140,570
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Files:
    3 versions
    AO3:
    #81222091
  2. The nursery is painted.

    Furniture bought.

    Costco boxes of wipes stashed away in the closet.

    A baby mobile, handmade with little felt hockey figures, dangles over the crib.

    OR

    The Stanley Cup can grant wishes; Shane and Ilya make theirs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85824521
  3. David Hollander doesn't walk in on them at the cottage. Instead Ilya gets a phone call that his brother has died and his niece is an orphan in need of his care. Ilya and Shane have to make a new plan to make space in their lives for a toddler.

    Shane’s shoulders are shaking like he wants to be pacing or screaming or both but he’s holding himself in place on willpower alone, “You can’t risk being deported, not with a kid, not for any reason. And maybe it’ll be good for you, I mean you’ll need help, right? And she’ll help you? And if they ever suspected, I mean a wife, that’s good, right? Everyone thinks you’re straight anyways –”
    “Stop.” Ilya doesn’t mean to sound so loud, so angry, but he’s been through too much in the last twenty minutes to modulate, especially in English, “We talked about this. We had a plan. I would not marry Svetlana.” Because I want to marry you, says the little secret voice inside of him that’s only recently gotten permission to be loud in his head.
    Shane huffs, adorably annoyed, “Ilya, marry Svetlana. For your niece. You might not be in love with her, but you do love her, don’t you?”
    “I –” Ilya swallows thickly, “I do, but –”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,467
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #83928616
  4. Ilya gets a call that changes his life.
    How does his relationship with Shane change now that he is going to be a father?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,320
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81192096
  5. Wish babies don’t exist, but Ilya still somehow ends up with a kid – 9 months after winning the cup. And since he’s never been one to back down from a challenge, he’s determined to also win at parenthood… and along the way, realises that he has the village it takes to raise a kid right around him already.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,000
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80746961
  6. Who in the fuck would give Ilya Rozanov a baby? Not Ilya Rozanov, that’s for fucking sure.

    Or

    Ilya Rozanov falls in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #78238141
  7. Shane and Ilya are about to welcome their baby girl into the world after throwing caution to the wind during their time at the cottage! Fluffy pregnancy and birth fic with lots of Papa Ilya and Daddy Shane for you all :))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,368
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #77841291
  8. Freckles. From cheek to cheek, right over the bridge of a very tiny button nose. He knows these freckles. Knows them better than he knows the backs of his own hands, probably. Which, really, combined with the basket and the blanket and the fact that this happens at least once a season to someone in the league, Ilya’s heart races, then settles as he holds the baby close. “Well, hello there, my little one.” AKA wish baby fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,546
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76200116
  9. Shane swallows the lump in his throat. “We need your help.” Yuna sounds slightly concerned, her voice tinny through the phone. “Is everything alright? Should we drive over?” “Yeah, um—we have a, uh. A—” “A baby,” Ilya finishes. “You are a grandmother now. Surprise.” “Sorry, did you—” Yuna pauses. They can hear David faintly in the background. “You mean, like, a baby animal? A puppy?” “A wishbaby,” Shane croaks. There’s silence on the other end of the line. “Surprise,” Ilya says again. Shane and Ilya win the Stanley Cup. They weren't exactly planning to also win a baby.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,692
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #76986356