social media/texting hollanov
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Roz We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active Hazy I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO Shane @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday? Shane That’s not that much, is it? Dykstra I can’t tell if you’re joking or not???? Shane How often is normal? Roz Shut up Roz Everyone is banned from speaking Roz No more talking (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)
- Part 7 of from the outside
- Part 3 of social media/texting hollanov
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was! Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander. [Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal. Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov. Their lips meet in a kiss. The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.] Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm. John Cook: [spluttering] Erm- Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday. (the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
- Part 11 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 4 of social media/texting hollanov
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@thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ your children have killed me. killed me dead. @ShaneHollander24✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ *our @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world. @ShaneHollander24 ✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you???? @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
- Part 6 of from the outside
- Part 5 of social media/texting hollanov
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Jackie No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend. Lily (Shane) I know he is so boring and I am so fun Lily (Shane) But opposites attract is the saying, no? Lily (Shane) Also I am not girlfriend Jackie Why not!! Jackie Sorry that was nosy Lily (Shane) Is okay Lily (Shane) Is complicated Lily (Shane) But I cannot let him go because he gives head like champion Jackie Girl!!!!!! (spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!) Inspired by please leave a message by subcorax
- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of social media/texting hollanov
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r/RoseLandry Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon. Click here… Comments @rrredditor1837393 no way this is real lol @secretaccount656 Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up???? @selenawrites1 omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha @rosieposiexxx wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus… @secretaccount656 if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus (rose’s texts get leaked)
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- Part 9 of social media/texting hollanov
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@shaneholender imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline @therealilyarozanov Responding to @shaneholender 1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours 2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first - Harris (Chiron’s papa) Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!! (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)
- Part 11 of social media/texting hollanov
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