Summary:

Ilya pauses, and runs the words through his head, not sure if hes confused because of the alcohol or because the English language is just so fucking stupid. “What the fuck is that? Baby trapping? You get a baby stuck somewhere?” Hayes laughs, loud and bright as Barrett goes to answer, completely cuddled up against Harris, “Nah dude it's like, you're forced into coparenting the kid, the kid is what keeps you guys together, even if you don't like each other. You do it for the kid.” Ilya gives a confused hum, switching from person to person to see if someone can explain. “Hayes continues, “Like when omegas poke holes in the condoms! And just sabotage you guys’ to have a baby.” Ilya ohhhs in understanding, and outright laughs with everyone, “Thats fucking insane!” or Shane Hollander isn’t great at asking for what he wants, lucky for him, Ilya is great at giving him whatever he wants. or Ilya finds out Shane wants to baby-trap him and he is very much on board with the idea.