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  1. (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Shannon: Oh? Fresh meat?

    (Jane has left Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Way to scare her off!

    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Hey Jane! I spent like twenty minutes trying to draft an introduction message but I'm way too tired for that rn so I figured I'd just drop you into the deep end and see if you can swim

    Jane: I'm actually a very strong swimmer

    Jane: Sorry, what's going on?

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  2. The summer swells with a bountiful harvest and four households reap what they sow.

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  3. A fox. There is a fox in Shane’s pile of clothes. When the fuck did Shane get a fox?! Except then Ilya notices that this fox has two tails. And is looking up at him with thinly veiled fear in big brown eyes that Ilya would know anywhere. OR: Ilya discovers Shane's secret.

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  4. Carmen Janelle @CLJanelle
    Ilya Rozanov on him and Hayden Pike both having an A on Team Eisner at this ASG: "Maybe he rigged the vote to get backhander tips for free. [He laughs] No, no, it will be good I think. Hollander must be seething."

    > Carmen Janelle @CLJanelle
    When I tell him about Hollander's joking remark to ask Team Hunter to draft him, Rozanov laughs. "I won't forget this," he tells me, echoing Pike. For my own sanity, I do not let him know.

    >> Ilya Rozanov ✓ @irozanov81
    🥺🥺 I cant believe this and take it all back. Is lie! I would never echo Hayden Pike!! #liesandslander


    The boys go to the All Star Game. Shenanigans ensue – mainly told through Twitter threads, with a dash of texting, tumblr, and broadcast transcripts (not in that order).

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  5. Ilya gets a loon tattoo and learns he is allergic to second skin.

    This turns out to be a larger problem (for Shane) than it should be.

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  6. From the time he presented, Ilya had been warned to look out for omegas who wanted to take advantage of him. Secure his wealth, or status, or green card, or superior breeding stock for themselves. Bind themselves to him by any means necessary.

    It wasn't as if Ilya had never met the type. But still, the irony wasn't lost on him.

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  7. reheating by

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    2026-08-25

    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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  8. Allies or Enemies by

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    2026-08-25

    Cliff slowly eases the phone out of Ilya's sleeping hand. He answers, putting the call on loudspeaker.
    'Rozanov. Thank fuck. I know you probably don't want to hear from me. But I was just fucking mugged. I don't know where the fuck I am. And my phone is going to die. Can you-'
    'Is that Shane fucking Hollander?!' Brad yells.
    There's a long pause before Shane speaks again. 'I'm in fucking hell.'

    ***
    With Ilya indisposed, the Raiders rescue Shane from a terrible night in Boston.

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  9. Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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  10. "Beautiful stranger, sitting right there
    Looked up at me and my dark curly hair
    Looked back for a second, didn't want to be rude
    I tend to fall in love on the tube"
    -Laufey

    Or, Shane and Ilya are daily commuters on the Millennium Line in Vancouver, BC. After they notice each other across the aisle, they become secretly obsessed with each other. A lost wallet might be the only thing that gets them to talk.

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  11. Doctoral students Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have been competing for everything since they were on their college's hockey team. They're the best of the best on the ice and in the classroom and, as far as anyone knows, they hate each other. They've also been fucking in secret since they were eighteen years old. But some secrets don't stay buried.

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  12. The summer of the year before Shane reaches free agency, he proposes a road trip. Shane is doing this to soften the blow — he's going to break up with Ilya, Ilya can just tell.

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  13. "The thing is, Shane has always thought he was going to retire in Montreal. He’s spent his whole childhood watching his mom praise them, and wanting to be just like them. He’s had dreams of his jersey getting retired here. He doesn’t want to leave. He wants everything to go back to how it was before Hayden showed up at his door yesterday. He wants to retire a Voyager, he wants to be a Voyager, he’s always wanted to be a Voyager. But he can’t turn back time, and he can’t make himself think that the environment is going to magically get better. He’s already muted the Montreal Voyagers chat after too many jokes at his expense. If they’re that confident behind a screen, who knows how they’ll feel in person. He’s their captain. He should be better than this. This shouldn’t be getting to him. He wants to stop thinking about this. He wants Ilya."

    or:
    Shane gets outed to Montreal a lot earlier than he originally planned to (aka never). The plan he and Ilya made needs to change drastically, as Shane finds himself the one trading teams instead of Ilya. Some things stay the same, but some things change.

    OR:
    The Shane gets traded to New Jersey fic that no one asked for but I wanted to write.

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  14. Hayden: it's just. you know i love Jackie.

    Shane: Hayden, people on the International Space Station know you love Jackie.

    Hayden: And it means nobody looks too hard at my private life

    Shane has read this message

    Hayden: if I tell you something, will you promise not to tell anyone else?

    ~~~

    Hayden comes out to Shane after the aquarium. Shane comes out to Hayden after tuna melts. Hayden helps Shane (and by extension Ilya) deal with the Tuna Melt Emotional Fallout. Hayden & Ilya (and Yuna & David) visit Shane in the hospital.
    Now with added Jackie POV!

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  15. Foundation: Hey Lily! This is the Metros Foundation for Children. Excited to hear about you and Shane!

    Ilya: hello
    Ilya: but how did you get this number

    Foundation: Shane didn’t tell you?
    Foundation: He said you were going to be the one helping out with the charity baskets this year

    Turnabout is fair play. When asked by the Metros Foundation staff if Yuna was still doing his basket, Shane decides that it’s Ilya’s turn to play WAG.

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  16. "Bears! Listen up!" Marly called, forcing everyone to crane their necks awkwardly to look to him. Ilya's stomach roiled with apprehension, text thread to Jane still open. "I know we've all heard the rumours about Hollander," he started, looking amongst them all. His face was serious and staid. "Well, I got something to say on the matter."

    Ilya braced himself, knuckles white around the armrests. Marly had the ear of the locker room. When he spoke, everyone listened. He was everyone's favourite. It wouldn't take much for Marly to lead a riot against Shane, if he wanted.

    Marly took a deep breath, looking amongst them all, and then, said a single word.

    "Dibs."

    Cliff Marleau calls dibs on Shane Hollander.

    Ilya Rozanov loses his mind.

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  17. The saying 'this hurts me a lot more than it hurts you' was a saying Shane heard growing up when his mom would have to take him to the doctor for his yearly checkup and he would have a 'surprise' vaccination to get or when he would need stitches for a hockey related injury. His mom would always hold his hand and say, 'Shane this hurts me more than it hurts you,' and truthfully he never understood why she would say that with an actual pained look on her face as she watched the doctor give him a shot or when she would sit by his side holding his hand as the medical trainer stitched him up her eyes never leaving the needle that threaded in and out of his wound. It never made sense as to why it would hurt her more than it hurt him because it hurt a lot. Not that he ever said so. But when it came to his own pup getting hurt, Shane understood quickly what his mother meant. Or the one where Shane doesn't forgive himself until Sofia does.

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  18. His sister grabs him firmly by the shoulders. “Shane Hollander. My brother, my wombmate, my least favourite twin. I literally do. not. care. if you introduce yourself to this boy or not, but you have been yammering about him nonstop for fucking days and you very clearly want to talk to him, so as your older sister–”

    “–I was literally born first–”

    “You were removed first, we both know God wanted me to–”

    “You were breech and tried to take your fucking placenta with you, I don’t think ‘God’–”

    “A girl causes an almost-fatal hemorrhage one time and no one ever lets her fucking forget it! Whatever! The point is that you clearly want to talk to this guy and we just saw him walk over there alone so now is your perfect fucking chance! Just go say hi! Stop overthinking it!”

    “Wow, stop overthinking, what revolutionary advice. Thank you so much for that game-changing fuc–”

    She punches him in the shoulder hard enough to actually hurt. “Okay how about this, fuckface: either you go introduce yourself to him or I will.”

     

    OR: My brain said what if Shane Hollander had a sister, and then all this happened. Bon appetite.

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  19. What if, after they first meet at the 2008 Prospect Cup, Shane Hollander goes back to Russia with the Rozanovs to play hockey with Ilya's team for 3 months on a hockey exchange program? And what if, in preparation for this trip - which Shane knew about for months and Ilya did not - Shane learned enough Russian to get by? Oh and they're attracted to each other but neither one of them made the first move before they're on a plane together, and suddenly they've got to spend 3 months living in the same apartment, in Russia, under the watchful eyes of Ilya's family and a team full of teenage hockey players...

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  20. Ilya's left hand, which had been folded onto his lap, drops to the seat of the car. Shane hopes he's interpreting the gesture correctly when he takes Ilya's hand in his own and raises them both up to his heart.

    "Right here," Shane says. "This is where you belong, and it's where you'll always be." And you have nothing to be sorry for, Shane wants to say. I'm the one who should be sorry. Who will spend the rest of my life regretting every single day that I let you feel this way. But it's not time for that conversation yet. It's not time to lay any of that on Ilya. All Ilya needs right now is to know that Shane loves him, and to be taken safely home.

    ***

    Shane brings Ilya home after his suicide attempt.

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