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  1. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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  2. In which
    1. Carter Vaughn remembers a conversation from Sochi and creates a group chat.
    2. Shane Hollander says far too much for his liking.
    3. Scott Hunter would like to unread several messages.
    4. Ilya Rozanov makes a brief appearance.

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  3. After coming out to Rose, Shane decides he doesn't want to lie anymore, even if he isn't sure coming out will mean he gets happily ever after with Ilya. When coming out to the Voyageurs leaves him wondering what his future in Montreal might look like, he lets himself be a little selfish, he lets himself wonder if there might be somewhere else he might be happy. If Montreal wants to get rid of a generational player, he's not about to stop them, especially if it means he can get a little closer to joy.

    --

    Or: Shane Hollander leaves Montreal in search of something better.

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  4. When David invites Ilya to game night with his old college teammates, Ilya expects poker. Instead, he finds a lineup of board games he doesn’t yet know, five old friends who still argue about things from thirty years ago, and increasingly interesting revelations about the Hollanders.

    Or, David Hollander tries to fix Ilya’s daddy issues one board game at a time.

    Or, the author tries their best to fit board game recommendations, an obsession with David Hollander and a love of writing Ilya Rozanov into one fic.

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  5. On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
    Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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  6. Hammy <3 left the conversation.
    Sebbin added Hammy <3 to the conversation.
    Hammy <3 left the conversation.

    Or, Hammer doesn't want to be found, and Sebbin doesn't handle the silence well. The Bears try to help.

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  7. Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

    Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

    Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
    Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

     

    Or: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.

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  8. Seb loved Hammer. The only reason they weren’t together together yet, in Seb’s honest opinion, was the NHL.

    Or, a character study of Sebbin, an almost former hockey player with no filter, hopelessly in love, and utterly incapable of keeping his thoughts to himself.

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  9. Shane and Ilya being girl dads on a road trip.

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  10. Are you a Shane Hollander or an Ilya Rozanov?

    This extremely illegitimate BuzzFeed-y style quiz will reveal the truth about you through a series of increasingly important questions.

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  11. Couple watching is Sebbin’s favourite Valentine’s Day activity, and Boston on Valentine’s Day is full of restaurants with red paper hearts taped to the windows, red dresses and flowers, and a hockey player called Brad Hammersmith pretending they’re just best friends who sleep together sometimes.

    Or, Seb loves love, and Hammer would like to stop overthinking their relationship.

    POV Brad Hammersmith :)

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  12. “I’m sorry I’m not him,” Shane says, looking away.

    “Who?”

    “Future me. Whoever you fell in love with.” What’s unsaid hangs in the air: whoever fell in love with you. Because this Shane – 2010 Shane – doesn’t love him. Is amused by their daily lessons, comforted by his presence, even grateful. But love?

    “That’s the thing, Shane,” Ilya says. His eyes are shining. “You are, right now, exactly who I fell in love with.”

    In 2031, Shane wakes up in the hospital certain that it's 2010. Ilya is there to remind him of the two decades he's missed and the life they've built along the way.

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  13. The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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  14. Unfortunately for Brad Hammersmith, Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have working phones and zero respect for minding their own business.

    Or, Marlow and Roz find Hammer a date in Sebbin for Valentine's Day.

    It's a texting fic, and set during All Stars 2022.

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  15. Marlow attends the 2022 All-Star weekend in New York strictly for the gossip.

    Or, Hunter finds out about Sebbin and Hammer.

    Or, Roz has been Marlow's gossip buddy forever, and Vaughn might be a promising new one?

    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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  16. Marlow watches Sebbin and Hammer be weird on a kiss cam.

    Or, as long as no one asked, the kiss both happened and didn’t happen.

    POV Cliff Marlow because hothothot, and Ilya Rozanov being a science guy.

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  17. The Boston Bears find out that Ilya Rozanov is extremely obnoxious about being married.

    or, Ilya Rozanov is forced to remember that his former Stanley Cup winning roster was made up of dumb hockey players.

    POV Cliff Marlow because I think he's hot.

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  18. lily@shanehollanderstop hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs 💬 1.5K 🔄 47.7K ❤ 763.2K or Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

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  19. My Heart in Your Hands by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-02-16

    “Now it is time to let everything go, yes?” Shane could feel Ilya’s voice rumbling through his chest from where his cheek was pressed to his body. “You can let everything go and I will take care of it, ok?” --- OR: Shane drops after they leave his parents' cottage. Ilya helps bring him back up.

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  20. When more than half of the MLH gets stranded during a snow storm, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov find themselves not only roommates, but they get stuck with the one room that has only one bed. Who knows how long they'll have to deal with being stuck with one another, but at least their friends Hayden Pike and Cliff Marlow are also there, right? What could go wrong...?

    Or Shane is forced to share a room with Ilya while Hayden is forced to share a room with Cliff for a few days and HayLow tries to play detective.

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