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  1. 5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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  2. It was early one Saturday morning when Shane felt a weight other than his growing midsection weighing him down. As Shane slowly opened his eyes, he saw a head full of dark curls and a sweet little freckled face staring back at him with the biggest smile on her face. "Daddy!" Sofia beamed, hugging his neck as she buried her little face there. She was definitely more often nowadays spending time glued to his side — well, really it all started when he got pregnant again. It was almost like his pup was trying to make up for the time that would be spent on a new pup, which was untrue, Shane would always have time for his daughter — always. "Wanna play salon!" Or the one where Sofia gives her daddy and papa a little makeover.

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  3. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are solid.

    Married. Stable. Established. The NHL’s favorite “we didn’t see that coming” love story turned domestic success.

    They have a house. A dog that likes Ilya better. A shared calendar that Shane actually uses.

    They’ve learned how to grocery shop without arguing about brands of pasta.

    They are, objectively, fine.

    Which is precisely the problem.

    Somewhere between sponsorship shoots, playoff runs, and arguing over whose turn it is to unload the dishwasher, the fire that once burned hot enough to survive secrecy and rivalry has… softened. Not gone. Not broken. Just familiar.
    Comfortable. Predictable.

    When a league marketing campaign crowns them “Hockey’s Ultimate Love Story” and assigns a documentary crew to follow them around for the season, Shane jokingly tells Ilya:
    “Guess you’re going to have to fall in love with me again on camera.”

    Ilya smirks. “Please. I could make you fall in love with me again in one week.”

    It’s a joke.

    Until it becomes a challenge.

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  4. It starts with a text.
    Scott would really like Cliff to stop stalking him.
    also, why is Rozanov here?

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  5. Jackie: Just think of it like this:
    Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
    Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.

    Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?

    Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
    Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.

    Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.

    Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉

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  6. When Shane’s insecurities escalate after giving birth, Ilya decides to fuck him in front of the mirror.

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  7. Couple watching is Sebbin’s favourite Valentine’s Day activity, and Boston on Valentine’s Day is full of restaurants with red paper hearts taped to the windows, red dresses and flowers, and a hockey player called Brad Hammersmith pretending they’re just best friends who sleep together sometimes.

    Or, Seb loves love, and Hammer would like to stop overthinking their relationship.

    POV Brad Hammersmith :)

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  8. There were many things about Shane's upbringing in Canada that Ilya found hard to understand. Like why he insisted on hiking into the brush to find the "perfect" marshmallow sticks for a bonfire. To Ilya, it seemed like a lot of unnecessary effort and a high risk of mosquito bites when they could just buy a pack of skewers and be done with it. But, like with everything that came with Shane Hollander, Ilya had learned to love it. And now here he was, years later, the one leading Shane and their kids through the woods behind the cottage on this warm summer evening. Or, Shane and Ilya take their kids on a weekend getaway to the cottage.

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  9. Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
    Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

    -or-

    Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.

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  10. “I’m sorry I’m not him,” Shane says, looking away.

    “Who?”

    “Future me. Whoever you fell in love with.” What’s unsaid hangs in the air: whoever fell in love with you. Because this Shane – 2010 Shane – doesn’t love him. Is amused by their daily lessons, comforted by his presence, even grateful. But love?

    “That’s the thing, Shane,” Ilya says. His eyes are shining. “You are, right now, exactly who I fell in love with.”

    In 2031, Shane wakes up in the hospital certain that it's 2010. Ilya is there to remind him of the two decades he's missed and the life they've built along the way.

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  11. The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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  12. Well…it wasn't like Ilya hadn’t seen it all. And when he meant all, he meant all. Everything from Sofia crowning for the very first time, to her being pushed out of him — Ilya bore been witness to everything. Oh god how would his husband ever look at him the same? Or the one where Shane doesn't realize just how much Ilya adores him after giving birth.

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  13. Unfortunately for Brad Hammersmith, Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have working phones and zero respect for minding their own business.

    Or, Marlow and Roz find Hammer a date in Sebbin for Valentine's Day.

    It's a texting fic, and set during All Stars 2022.

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  14. The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on: Why do I want to eat my husband? Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again. Wanting to squish and bite my husband The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes. Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up. or Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.

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  15. "Can I borrow your phone?"
    The man handed it over eagerly and Shane took a deep breath, praying that this actually worked. The phone rang and rang before going to voicemail, but Shane relaxed when the familiar old voice confirmed it still belonged to the man he’d known as a kid. And Shane, eternal hater of asking for help, did his best to complete one of the most awkward tasks of his life.
    “Hi Mr. Chabaud, this is Shane, David and Yuna’s boy. Um, this is going to sound strange, and trust me it’s a long story, but when you get this could you go across the street to my parents house and tell them the news is wrong and I’m not actually dead?”
    Or
    One earthquake, two lost phones, and many articles citing a mistranslated headline later and Shane needs to get a message home that he and Rose are alive. But he and Rose are millennials and whoops, they haven't had to memorize a phone number since they were kids.

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  16. "Where are we going?"

    Ilya gave him a sharp smile. "Why don't you tell me?"

    "Huh?" Shane blinked.

    "I know you've been to gay club in L.A. before. Where did you go?"

    Shane flushed as he finally caught on. It hadn't even occurred to Shane that he had, technically, done the gay club thing at least once before, just not with Ilya. Of course Ilya wouldn't forget that fact, and it suddenly made a lot more sense why he'd chosen L.A. for this little expedition.

    "Seriously?"

    —

    Ilya has an idea of how he and Shane can celebrate their recent win in L.A. and it definitely has nothing to do with Hollywood blow job guy.

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  17. Marlow attends the 2022 All-Star weekend in New York strictly for the gossip.

    Or, Hunter finds out about Sebbin and Hammer.

    Or, Roz has been Marlow's gossip buddy forever, and Vaughn might be a promising new one?

    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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  18. knockout by

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    “That’s not-” Shane starts, but he stops himself. Ilya tilts his head slightly in question, but Shane bites the inside of his cheek and then shakes his head slightly, cheeks flushing. “I do trust you,” Shane says.

    “But not with your car?” Ilya asks. “You are afraid I will drive all the boring out of it?”

    Shane rolls his eyes.

    “It’s a good car-” He starts in another refrain of one of his favorite summer songs.

    Ilya rolls them and pins his boyfriend under him before he has to hear about four wheel drive and gas mileage again.

    There are far better uses for Shane’s mouth, after all.

    (in which ilya learns that being a passenger in the car knocks shane tf out)

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  19. Shane looked down at Anya. She was very still. Very calm. Just resting her head there. Like she belonged there. Like she was guarding something. Something important. A tiny, fragile realization settled into Shane's mind. "She knows," he murmured. Ilya frowned. "What?" Shane swallowed. "I think she knows." Ilya stepped closer, confusion giving way to curiosity. "Knows what?" Shane hesitated before placing one hand lightly over the spot where Anya's head rested. Over his stomach. Over the place where— Something. Someone. Was beginning. His voice softened. "I think she can tell there's a baby." Or Anya is Shane’s Rock throughout his pregnancy and absolutely adores their baby once she arrives.

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  20. Set after my previous fic "The Whole Time", can be read as a stand-alone but it will make more sense if you read that one first. Both are also set post The Long Game.

    It's Ilya's turn for his own Wired Autocomplete Interview and, unlike Shane, he refuses to run his mouth... or that was the plan at least... whether he's successful or not, that's up for debate.

    Including, once more: lots of teasing, lame jokes, cursing, viral tweets, trending hashtags and one exasperated Shane Hollander.

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