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2026-03-17
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think i might take a bite

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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on: Why do I want to eat my husband? Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again. Wanting to squish and bite my husband The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes. Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up. or Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.

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