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  1. shot at the night by

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    2026-10-25

    @ russianbear clove 

     roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass

    @ icemenace Ro - he's so real

    @ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this 

    @ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god 

    @ russianbear clove  - ummmm i don't think so

    @ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of

    @ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one

     

    or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind

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    AO3:
    #82614141

  2. Don't Think Too Hard by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-10-12

    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media during Shane Hollander's first season.

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    1
    AO3:
    #82186826

  3. Sentiment Analysis by

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    2026-09-25

    January, 2011, one week out from All-Stars: to the surprise of everyone except the Hollanders, the Rozanovs, a journalist, two editors, and in-house counsel, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov announce they’re gay and bisexual in an exclusive for Men’s Health.

    Five + one reactions to the shocking news.

    Shane Hollander: I was in denial for a long time. I already stand out a lot as one of the only Asian guys in any given league. Having another thing that made me different was kind of a nightmare. But it turns out you can’t lie to yourself forever. I’m gay. (shrugs) Ten bucks says Rozanov’ll find a way to make this into a competition too.

    Ilya Rozanov: I knew I was bisexual from a very young age, maybe twelve or so. So, you see, even though you interviewed him first, I was still faster than Hollander. But in Russia, culture has changed a lot even just in my lifetime. [The city of] Moscow banned public expressions by gays and lesbians when I was fifteen. I knew to be quiet.

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    AO3:
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  4. jane dutch by

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    2026-08-29

    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    4 versions
    AO3:
    #84865406

  5. cap's (not) girl needs entertainment by

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    2026-08-18

    Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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    AO3:
    #88501886

  6. They don't know about us by

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    2026-07-11

    When in the 20/21 season Shane is forced to come out, Ilya is not far behind him.
    Twitter sees this as a chance to get the two rivals together, with help from their teammates.

    Except they’re already in a relationship, unbeknownst to everyone.

     

    (Hayden already knows like in the original timeline)

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    AO3:
    #88288911

  7. Montreal Metros Go Broke For Woke by

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    2026-07-08

    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.

    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    1
    AO3:
    #83939626

  8. Luca Haas and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by

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    2026-07-07

    Luca: i fucked up
    Luca: i told ilya he was hot
    Luca: i showed him my fanart
    Luca: i SENT him my fanart

    G: LMAFOOOOOO
    G: literally why would you do that omg 💀

    Luca: I WAS DRUNK

    Or, 5 Times Luca almost revealed his Tumblr past and 1 time the Cens found out

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    AO3:
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  9. Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by

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    2026-06-23

    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    AO3:
    #87060296

  10. Abolish private property by

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    2026-05-24

    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
    screenshot.jpg
    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    5/5
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    1
    AO3:
    #82962906

  11. Influential by

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    2026-05-20

    ‼️ Chapter 2 added 2026-05-20 ‼️

    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.

    +16319607169

    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #79664591

  12. it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by

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    2026-05-15

    Roz: marly, wtf??
    didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?

    Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
    and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
    Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripper

    Hammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
    got in trouble with management for it
    they thought it was for harassment

    Connors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
    said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwich

    Carmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy

    Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!

    Roz: fucking stop it! all of you

    OR

    Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!

    A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.

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    AO3:
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  13. who the f*ck is jane by

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    2026-05-14

    Caitlin
    ok this IS earth shattering news

    Caitlin
    the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA??

    Caitlin
    like who the fuck is this girl?????

    Cassie
    Literally all I know is that her name is Jane

    Caitlin
    who the fuck are you jane!!!!!!

    (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)

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  14. #FindBostonLily by

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    2026-05-06

    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

    --OR--

    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    AO3:
    #84347726

  15. Would I Lie to You? by

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    2026-04-20

    “Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”

    “Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”

    “I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.

    //

    Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised

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  16. Operation Get Roz a SAP by

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    2026-04-18

    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    AO3:
    #83065366

  17. it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by

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    2026-03-31

    Roz: it’s weird with her
    Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
    Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
    Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
    Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
    Roz: weird, right?

    Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy

    Roz: no, no
    Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
    Roz: or text her but not dick pics
    Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
    Roz: its confusing, hard to explain

    Cliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person

    Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

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    #80972336

  18. Real Housewives of Ottawa by

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    2026-03-28

    After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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    AO3:
    #81943331

  19. we got it for life by

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    2026-03-23

    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    #81697456

  20. Teenage Dirtbag by

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    2026-01-12

    "I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God." Or Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.

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    #77566066