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  1. The trials and tribulations of Luca Haas, Hollanov Truther and RPF Warrior.

    He just knows that Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa to be closer to Shane Hollander, and that when Roz disappears, it's to drive to Montreal and fuck nasty with Hollander. Unfortunately, he can't exactly share his conspiracy theory in the Centaurs team chat when they start speculating about where Rozanov disappears to during his free time.

    Initially based on this tumblr post

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  2. “You said Rozanov is a great captain,” one of the reporters says, deviating from the usual script. “What makes him one? Do you think he’s better than you?”

    If Ilya was here, Shane would immediately answer with a negative. He would also let Ilya be the one to brag about his many, many accomplishments, and maybe banter with him about who’s got more.

    But Ilya’s not here.

    And Shane is bored.

    Or.
    Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.

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  3. What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal? Log in to her burner account to embarrass "her" secret boyfriend publicly, some holds barred

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    OR: Shane takes his revenge for all of Ilya's embarrassing thirst tweets.

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  4. Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Troy Barrett stalker confirmed. Dallas Kent call the police lmao #Kerrett

    Or: people on hockey Twitter start shipping Troy Barrett and Dallas Kent.

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  5. One in a Lillion by

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    2026-04-20

    The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.

    Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?

    Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.


    @insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?

    @insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund

    @preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living

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  6. Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Can we PLEASE!! cancel Ilya Rozanov already, that man is the most bigoted guy in the whole fucking sport (AND REMEMBER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY HERE, BIGOTED SPORT NR1!!!). I am SO TIRED of people acting like that guy would be some kind of Gay ally???

    Or: everyone on ice hockey twitter somehow convinces themselves that Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are homophobic (and also best friends).

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  7. cens and censibility @ottawagirly is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or???????? Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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  8. What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Boston? Make a burner account to stan "her" secret boyfriend publicly, no holds barred.

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  9. A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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  10. Coordinated Attack by

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    2026-04-14

    The third year of ESPN’s #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll gets derailed … and the internet finds out something new about Shane Hollander.


    @datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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  11. @shaneholender imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline @therealilyarozanov Responding to @shaneholender 1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours 2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first - Harris (Chiron’s papa) Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!! (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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  12. Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.

    Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.

    Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.

    Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it. Like him being in the mob. Or having rabies.

    In which Ilya Rozanov and Yuri Plisetsky are brothers, and the world changes with the most minute of connections.

    Now featuring Shane and Ilya's POVs on the canon divergence starting from chapter 5.

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  13. “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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  14. Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

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    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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  15. Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed
    Y’all thought the competition stopped??? 😮‍💨

    -or-

    A harmless post starts Twitter discourse because, of course.
    It may also start a trend?

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  16. Lily's Jane @jane1221
    Too many hockey players that think anyone gives a shit about them outside their circle. Nobody thinks about you Drapeau! You look like every drunk uncle

    Lily's Jane @jane1221
    Watching Ilya Rozanov play with the Centaurs feels like watching Michelangelo draft the sistine chapel. Messy now but its going to be the most beautiful team in the league when hes done

    Ilya: my love
    Shane: What?
    Ilya: you are the best thing that has ever happened to me

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  17. Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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  18. TMZ @TMZ
    Hockey’s favorite lovebirds run into car trouble while out on the town for Valentine’s Day! Looks like love is still very much in the air! Photos attached:

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    Married Hollanov blow up twitter. Again.

    (Now with an additional E-rated chapter!)

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  19. “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

    * * *

    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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  20. caoilfhionn✨@hollanderbackgirl
    Replying to @shanehollandersthong
    bro if I had a nickel every time shane hollander was cancelled online because his weird ass texts with lily were leaked i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

    Shane Hollander likes to think he keeps his image pretty clean. Social media loves finding reasons to disagree.

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