Summary:

“You said Rozanov is a great captain,” one of the reporters says, deviating from the usual script. “What makes him one? Do you think he’s better than you?”

If Ilya was here, Shane would immediately answer with a negative. He would also let Ilya be the one to brag about his many, many accomplishments, and maybe banter with him about who’s got more.

But Ilya’s not here.

And Shane is bored.

Or.
Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.