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Carter Vaughn (NY):
You know all of a sudden Hollanders lack of texts seems really ominous
You good there @Hollander
You:
No
No I am not because one of the stupid fucking 19 year olds I’m somehow responsible for decided not to wear his bloody mouthguard at afternoon skate and the absolute dumbass took a stick to the face
So now I’m sitting in the ER waiting for him to get back from xray because of course its the one rookie who isn’t with a billet family
Why are they like this?
Lily:
Their mothers didn't drop them on their heads enough as babys so the universe decided to do it for them
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When Montreal and Boston name two 20 year olds as their captains, Scott Hunter decides that they could probably do with somewhere to turn to for advice.
Four years later, he doesn't quite know if he regrets that or not.
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They say it’s my fault (but I want him so much) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-23
Ilya Rozanov always knew that Shane Hollander carried the Montreal Metros on his shoulders, but when the whole world gets to see the same thing, the game changes.
And having to watch his boyfriend exhaust himself playing practically alone while his teammates ignore him makes anger bubble in Ilya's chest.
But it's at his own press conference that things... heat up.OR,
Ilya's POV interview after the Centaurs' victory and Shane's stumble, in which the author continues to rant about the Montreal Metros/Voyageurs being assholes.- Part 2 of Nobody else, so we can be free
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Wishes For Lily by ItsMayBiTheWay
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-23
When Hayden celebrates his 26th birthday at the beginning of November, surrounded by family and close friends, he realizes he has nothing more to wish for. He has everything he needs, a perfect life. The only thing he regularly wishes for is for his best friend to have an equally perfect life, someone standing beside him. Someone who loves him and someone he loves. Hayden realizes he wants Lily to be here too, holding Shane’s hand as she takes her place around the table among family and friends. Closing his eyes, Hayden wishes that Shane could finally talk about his feelings with Lily. He wishes they would stop lying to each other and people in their lives about what they mean to each other. Six years is a long time to be causally seeing someone. Then he blows his candles.
- Part 3 of Hayden Pike Hockey-matic Universe
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@rinkrat97uhm. is this what I think it is?????
*grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*
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Real American
@JustAskingQI can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.
❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017
or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)
- Part 2 of Ilya Rozanov vs Twitter
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are solid.
Married. Stable. Established. The NHL’s favorite “we didn’t see that coming” love story turned domestic success.
They have a house. A dog that likes Ilya better. A shared calendar that Shane actually uses.
They’ve learned how to grocery shop without arguing about brands of pasta.
They are, objectively, fine.
Which is precisely the problem.
Somewhere between sponsorship shoots, playoff runs, and arguing over whose turn it is to unload the dishwasher, the fire that once burned hot enough to survive secrecy and rivalry has… softened. Not gone. Not broken. Just familiar.
Comfortable. Predictable.When a league marketing campaign crowns them “Hockey’s Ultimate Love Story” and assigns a documentary crew to follow them around for the season, Shane jokingly tells Ilya:
“Guess you’re going to have to fall in love with me again on camera.”Ilya smirks. “Please. I could make you fall in love with me again in one week.”
It’s a joke.
Until it becomes a challenge.
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"How did you know you're bisexual?"
The question catches Ilya off guard. Sure, he's heard it plenty since coming out, but never from Hayden Pike of all people. Harden has known he's bi for several years now and usually it's a question people ask much sooner. "I got a letter from Santa because I was such a good boy."
Or: Hayden discovers he's not as straight as he thought he was.
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-22
Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya Rose: ??? Shane: Trust me Shane: Just get it Rose: Why? Shane: You are probably cursed. or Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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the friendships we made (and ruined) along the way by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-22
Jackie: Just think of it like this:
Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?
Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.
Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉
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Chirping 101 with Ilya Rozanov by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-21
Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”
Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”
“That’s pretty weak.”
“Just like your backhand.”
“Oh fuck off.”
Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”
Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”
Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”
“Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”
“Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”
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In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.
- Part 1 of Ilya "professional ragebaiter" Rozanov
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Your Voice, and Your Ghost by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-20
Sometimes, Scott feels Kip’s absence like a ghost.
It’s a brush of fingertips down his spine, a soft exhale of breath that sends goosebumps across the back of his neck.
But when he turns, Kip is never there.
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Or- what happened in the three years between the end of Ep3 and the on-ice kiss.
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the trials and tribulations of being a wikipedia editor by snailie
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-19
Ilya is bored out of his mind and decides to start ragebaiting Wikipedia editors or: 5 times Ilya got banned from Wikipedia for vandalism, and 1 time they didn't have a leg to stand on, as told through Wikipedia edit history and talk pages
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Will You Maybe Be My Valentine Or Whatever? by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-18
Unfortunately for Brad Hammersmith, Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have working phones and zero respect for minding their own business.
Or, Marlow and Roz find Hammer a date in Sebbin for Valentine's Day.
It's a texting fic, and set during All Stars 2022.
- Part 8 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 4 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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Nothing is Arbitrary (Read Between the Lines) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-17
Scott Hunter and Kip Grady need some help moving their relationship forward. Set during the Game Changers book, they receive inspiration from unlikely friends (enter Ilya Rozanov).
OR
Three times Hollanov helped Skip change the game.
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Things You Learn at a Gay Bar in New York on an All-Star weekend by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-17
Marlow attends the 2022 All-Star weekend in New York strictly for the gossip.
Or, Hunter finds out about Sebbin and Hammer.
Or, Roz has been Marlow's gossip buddy forever, and Vaughn might be a promising new one?
POV Cliff Marlow <3
- Part 7 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 3 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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"What about with girls?” Ilya asked.
Shane shrugged. He didn’t want to think about that now, not here, not when Ilya was conditioning his hair, not while the shower was warm and no one had to rush to find their underwear in a hurry.
”I don’t know, just regular.”
“Regular,” Ilya said, like he was rolling the word around in his mouth, “Hm. Shame that you have to tell all your women I gave you crabs.”
Shane elbowed him in the ribs, just a light touch, “Fuck off, you don’t have crabs.”
The MHL has some of their finest in New York City to film promo for the upcoming season. Shane doesn't notice that, in the absence of hockey, Ilya keeps inventing games to keep his attention.
Featuring a broken condom, too many questions, and probably too much vulnerability for two guys who aren't even supposed to be friends.
(Canon-compliant, set in the ep. 4 montage)
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In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.
But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.
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Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.
- Part 2 of the coast is clear
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The first time Ilya does it, Shane’s kind of distracted.
Ilya has a look on his face that’s far too solemn for the words he says. “There’s this short fucking hockey player…”
Shane’s not fucking short, and they both know that. But then Ilya is dissing his weak backhand, and they’re also having a serious conversation about feelings and marriage. It’s not important to point out the obvious error in what he said. So Shane, pretty generously he thinks, lets it go.
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Ilya and Shane are the same size. Ilya starts calling Shane short. Shane Reacts.
- Part 11 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Part 4 of heated rivalry social media fics
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#PlayboyHollander and #LoverboyRozanov you will always be famous by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-16
Set after my previous fic "The Whole Time", can be read as a stand-alone but it will make more sense if you read that one first. Both are also set post The Long Game.
It's Ilya's turn for his own Wired Autocomplete Interview and, unlike Shane, he refuses to run his mouth... or that was the plan at least... whether he's successful or not, that's up for debate.
Including, once more: lots of teasing, lame jokes, cursing, viral tweets, trending hashtags and one exasperated Shane Hollander.
- Part 2 of The Wired Saga
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When Shane announces to the world that he is signing with the Ottawa centaurs and that he is engaged to Ilya in a post online the response he gets is a little different to what he was expecting...but it was a lot better too
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or the replies and comments on Shane's post at the end of "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas...Mostly"
- Part 3 of Nothing Stays in Vegas
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Is the first day of the new season and Scott's a bit afraid of how his team will act now that he's out. Unfortunately, he cannot dwell on that because there's a video that Carter just has to show him. Or. Some reporter tries to get Ilya to comment on the Scott Hunter Kiss, he does not get the answer he was looking for.
- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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