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  1. "The captain of grandfathers and his dumpster fires" by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • T

    2026-03-24

    Carter Vaughn (NY):

    You know all of a sudden Hollanders lack of texts seems really ominous

    You good there @Hollander

    You:

    No

    No I am not because one of the stupid fucking 19 year olds I’m somehow responsible for decided not to wear his bloody mouthguard at afternoon skate and the absolute dumbass took a stick to the face

    So now I’m sitting in the ER waiting for him to get back from xray because of course its the one rookie who isn’t with a billet family 

    Why are they like this?

    Lily:

    Their mothers didn't drop them on their heads enough as babys so the universe decided to do it for them

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    When Montreal and Boston name two 20 year olds as their captains, Scott Hunter decides that they could probably do with somewhere to turn to for advice.

    Four years later, he doesn't quite know if he regrets that or not.

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