121 – 140 of 284 Works in Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
- Ilya Rozanov is a Menace ×
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Shane Hollander's Land Rover has never failed him... until it does. On the side of the highway. In a blizzard. With Ilya Rozanov sitting shotgun, like this is all perfectly normal.
Now he's freezing, spiraling, and seconds away from being rescued by the one person who absolutely cannot find out he's secretly dating Ilya.
Or, Shane discovers that British engineering is no longer practical, especially when Hayden Pike is involved
- Part 6 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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- English
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- 3/3
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83261596
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"I knew it!" Ilya crows much too loudly, smacking Shane in the chest with the magazine. "Shane Hollander, did you buy this to jerk off to?!"
Or: Ilya is tasked with helping Shane clean out his childhood bedroom. He is totally, completely, extremely normal about this.
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- English
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- 4,866
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83420471
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the social media menace by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-18
Post TunaMeltdown™️, Ilya Rozanov goes on a quest to get back his man using the not so subtle art of thirst traps, subtweets and psychological warfare in the form of social media.
Shane Hollander does not stand a chance.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #83348696
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Hollander’s eyes slid past him, stopped, came back and held, his eyes widening. Ilya smiled, a mocking curve of his mouth, and raised his cup in acknowledgment. Number one, he mouthed, and while he couldn’t be certain in the dim light of the bar, he thought he saw Hollander flush.
Then his chin lifted, challenging, and Ilya felt something hook behind his ribs, a sharp tug, like a fish on a line.
Or: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander make a deal - whichever of them debuts as a #1 NYT bestseller owes the other a blowjob
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- English
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- 47,370
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- 16/16
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82555806
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When the Peloton ad that Shane does drops online, Ilya has a lot of feelings about it— and maybe too many words for the fans online
- Part 17 of In a world post TLG
- Part 4 of Interviews with Hollanov
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- English
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #83242596
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The Googly Eyes See All by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-15
It's All Star weekend, and Gerty, Philly's mascot, just wants a Snickers.
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Ilya fights a mascot.- Part 4 of Zebra Huddle
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- English
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- 1,929
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #83198021
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@LilyHollander24 liked your tweet. by Xanadax
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-15
What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Boston? Make a burner account to stan "her" secret boyfriend publicly, no holds barred.
- Part 1 of Lily and Jane meet the internet
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- English
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- 16,497
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- 10/10
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #82486631
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oh my god you should see your faces by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-15
A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.
Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.
- Part 1 of stay with me, in our comfort crowd
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- English
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- 28,155
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- 13/13
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77988931
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Cinnamon Burn by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-14
Shane and Ilya work at Crowell and Associates Marketing Firm. They have never worked together because their work styles are completely incompatible. A project forces them to spend more time together and explore whether or not they can actually get along.
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Ilya is a little shit just because he wants Shane's attention, what happens when he finally gets it?
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- English
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- 32,110
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #81718116
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The Rivalry That Speedran Homoeroticism by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-14
Two rival frat presidents accidentally turn a decade-long feud into foreplay. The closets, laundry, and locker rooms never recover.
Or;
4 times Shane and Ilya think they’re being discreet, and the one time they realize they might just be dumb, horny jocks.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83101596
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the kissing custom by amongtheshadows
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-14
“Actually I need your help. . . over here.” Ilya adds coyly. Shane shakes his head before he even enters the room, seeing, unsurprisingly, Ilya leaned against the doorframe holding the garland in both hands directly under the mistletoe. “Is that so?” “Hmm, yes. Yuna said she wanted it on the mantle, and I don’t actually know where that goes.” he adds, sobering a touch with his actual question, but it doesn’t last long. “But I need you to come over here and help me. It is very important. For Christmas.” he adds and starts twirling the end of the garland with one hand. (ie. ilya is spending christmas with the hollanders for the first time and shane surprises him with misteltoe and ilya becomes a bit of a menace about it)
- Part 4 of hollander-rozanovs
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- English
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83132076
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‘cause I'm into you quite intimately by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-14
When Luca crashes into Blayne Stickner on the ice during his first ever family skate, he swears he's too embarrassed to ever talk to the man again. But when he finds out Blayne is one of the team's physical therapists and his usual gal gets sick for a couple weeks, he's going to have to learn how to handle having Blayne's hands on him in a very... professional matter. Cause that's all this is. There is no way he's falling here.
- Part 2 of every kiss, it gets a little sweeter
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- 4,070
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- 2/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83070456
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When Shane lifts up from the mat to enter Cobra pose, Ilya has magically appeared in front of him.
One minute nothing but the sunny skies, clear air, and gentle wind.
The next, an intruder.
The coast was supposed to be clear. Last he had checked, his boyfriend was asleep in bed, sprawling out all over the place and mussing up the pillows after a rousing round of Shane riding Ilya until they were both screaming.
For any mortal man, that would be at least an hour long nap.
But truly, there is nothing Shane can do to make Ilya miss Yoga Time.
For the Hollanov April Microfic prompt: Gleam
- Part 1 of Hollanov Microfic Prompt Fills
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83062041
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Unpicked and Restitched (apart and back together) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-12
Then Scott Hunter looked at him, really looked at him with no panic or consternation or grief, just something heavy and piercing that made Ilya feel like his heart was on the outside of his ribcage. “Be safe out there, okay?”
“Okay,” Ilya said, softer than intended.
In real life, they both turned around and walked away into the night. But in Ilya’s memory, that never happens. They just stand there, eye-to-eye, until the sun comes up and it’s too bright to see anything else.
- Part 1 of Unpicked and Restitched (All Works)
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- 8/8
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- AO3:
- #77838376
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To only ever know the cold by IbecomewhatIbelieve
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-12
Svetlana knows about Jane. It's frankly insulting for Ilyusha to think otherwise. She just never expected to have to call him for help. During the Olympics. In Russia. In the dead of night. - Or, it's Sochi 2014 and Russia has lost to Latvia. Grigori Rozanov, not yet compromised by illness, punishes his son for shaming the family. When Svetlana finds an injured and emotionally fragile Ilya, she knows she needs somewhere safe for him to recover. And there's only one person in Russia who Sveta trusts with her Ilyusha: Canada's Golden Boy, Shane Hollander.
- Part 1 of To know the sun
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- AO3:
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[Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]
Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?
Ilya: How would you know this?
Shane: I watched one that Rose did.
Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?
Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?
Ilya: Yes.
Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris?
Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun.
Shane: That’s not very comforting.
Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!
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- English
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- AO3:
- #83015061
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Local Guide Ilya Rozanov has left a new review by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-12
Ilya just wants a tuna melt but for some reason the owner of We Take the Cake bakery keeps refusing to make him one. The solution to this problem is clearly to leave a review.
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82291856
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pretty (kind of dirty face) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-11
Shane Hollander, a well booked, in demand model is back for the summer for a well deserved break. It was all going so well until his car decides to break down. Unsure of what to do, he calls the first garage he can find, not expecting to meet the most infurtiating, aggravating and beautiful man he had ever seen.
Or,
Shane's a brat who is used to getting what he wants, Ilya Rozanov doesn't give into a pretty face that easy.
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- English
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- 25,178
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82209291
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I Need You by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-11
“You like this.” Ilya said more like a statement than a question.
“Like what?”
“When I said that this is something serious.”
Shane blushed and looked away.
Ilya gently grabbed Shane's chin and brought his face up to meet Ilya’s eyes.
“I like it too.”
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Shane and Ilya don’t hook up until a little later on in their story, but not for lack of trying or interest. When they do finally get together, things move faster and feelings are expressed sooner. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t difficult moments to overcome on the path to their happy ending.
This story is an exploration of a completely alternative timeline in the Hollanov love story—using a combination of the show and the original Heated Rivalry and Long Game books. There will be pining, yearning, big emotional moments, and angsty roadblocks. With, of course, a very happy ending for our boys.
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- English
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- 60,937
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82285426
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Scott + Ilya vs. The Homophobes by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-10
Scott and Ilya put up a united front against all the homophobic assholes in the league. Well, maybe not that united. But at least they're changing the narrative a bit, one homophobe at a time.
- Part 5 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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- English
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- 1,473
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82849586