Summary:

[Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

Ilya: How would you know this?

Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

Ilya: Yes. 

Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!