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Ilya Rozanov knows who he is.
The best hockey player, the best ottawa Centraus, the best.
And he doesn't hold back on informing everyone about that.
The morning after a win, the whole team is tired and Ilya is being an asshole, so they push back.
One thing they forgot is that their captain can make the morning practice a lot harder if he gets intentionally cockblocked beforehand.- Part 3 of THAT Hollanov Universe
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Figure Skating for Hockey Players by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-12
The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.
He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.
The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.
In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…
- Part 1 of crackin' open a cold one
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Shane Hollander: Most Wanted by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-11
Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
Also they're idiots in loveor
5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
+1 time everyone found out why- Part 3 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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Shane Hollander is a second grade teacher. The students at his school have started to hiss at each other. He just wants to get through his day with as little contact as possible with school librarian Mr. Rozanov.
Featuring dorky Shane, menace Ilya, and some general teacher life shenanigans.
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A Minor Interruption by Well0_0shizzz
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-09
"Sorry I ruined your date,” he said. His tone once again did not sound sorry at all. Shane huffed out a short laugh before he could stop himself. “No, you’re not.” The man’s smile shifted at that, turning a little more genuine for a moment before the smirk returned. This time it looked less mocking and more teasing, the corner of his mouth curling upward as his eyes flicked over Shane’s face. “No, I’m not,” he admitted easily. “I could not watch someone so beautiful suffer through such terrible date. I had to rescue you.” — After months of bugging, Shane finally gave in and let Jackie set him up on a blind date. He’s very quickly reminded why he always says no. It’s going to take him a while to trust Jackie again after this. Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, Shane and his date happen to be sitting close to a certain blond Russian who can’t stand to see such a pretty boy suffer through such a terrible date.
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Rozanov waited for Barrett and Eric to answer, then looked at Scott with a glint in his eye that never meant anything good. “I will have a Scott Hunter, please.”
Scott rolled his eyes. “You didn’t even like that drink last time.”
Ilya smirked. “True, but maybe Scott Hunter is, how do you say, a grower?” He followed the statement with a wink. Bastard.
Or: Scott finds out.
- Part 5 of Bee's Heated Rivalry Fics
- Part 1 of shed some light on me (please)
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Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure. Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him. or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places. A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀
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With a smirk, he extends his hand to encircle Ilya's wrist, his thumb grazing the tattoo's edge, having committed the placement to memory. He looks ahead into the buzzing sea of microphones, cameras, lights, and reporters. The image they must make on camera is undoubtedly counterproductive. Ilya towering behind him, encasing him between his arms on each side of the table, glaring into the room of reporters that had dared to attack their integrity. “I believe the last question was about possible disciplinary actions against us?” In which, following his final Boston game before moving to Canada, Ilya flaunts his new tattoo during an interview. Years later, the world finally learns who it really stands for.
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mixed messages by UglyGreenJacket
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-08
Hayden: Babe. Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay? Jackie: Definitely. Hayden: Wait, seriously? Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years. Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden? Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but. Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me… Jackie: What did it say? Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out? Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad. Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.
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People Who Know (Who's With Who?) by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-07
To make Shane & Ilya's relationship less noticeable on stan twitter, their friends agree to fan the flames of some other ships.
Featuring: Ilya & Hayden being forced to flirt online, everyone inviting themselves to an orgy with Shane, & the Boston Raiders making sure everyone knows this is a JOKE, seriously, they're just joking, guys.
- Part 1 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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Jackie Pike is pregnant, again. Ilya decides this is the perfect opportunity to throw a party.
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r/hockey · Posted by u/throwaway_puck69 24 hours ago.
Hunter-Rozanov fight?
Just stumbled across this article about Rozanov and Scott Hunter arguing on a balcony at the MVP gala?? apparently ended with hunter telling him “fuck you” - anyone know if this is real or just offseason clickbait?
Admirals Forever
@admirals4lifestill thinking abt how Scott Hunter wins MVP, kisses his bf on national TV, and then gets harassed at the gala by a veteran who “just jokes like that”
yeah ok❤ 18.4K 1:16 PM - June 22, 2017
Jane
You just like playing into stereotypesLily
😘
maybe
a little bit
if they already think I’m villain
might as well play it rightOr – a story told through tabloid news, reddit threads, twitter fights and chat messages – a mixed media html fanfic.
(Enable work skins and use light mode for proper formatting. Complete.)- Part 1 of Ilya Rozanov vs Twitter
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-04
“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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and i saw forever, a beautiful time-lapse by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-04
And so, that brings Wyatt here, where he is sitting on a sofa with Lisa on his lap, in the living room of Ilya and Shane’s Ottawa home, watching Shane Hollander on The Tonight Show. A genuinely insane string of words that he would never have thought to put together just ten months ago.
But, Wyatt knows how to adapt, so here he is.
Or, Wyatt Hayes and his observations on Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.
- Part 2 of stay with me, in our comfort crowd
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Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–” Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair. Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing. (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)
- Part 10 of Crashing out over Hollanov
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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-02
Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
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a golden star, you think you're clever by sargeantwoof
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-02
“Jesus fuck,” Marley says, before he gets a look at Ilya's smug face and rolls his eyes. “At least tell me you didn't bite her back." He shakes his head, grinning. “She is most fussy,” he says. “No marks, Rozanov; no shoes in the house, asshole; stop picking me up and throwing me on my bed, I just made it, dickhead,” he mocks, before he gestures at his shoulder. “And then she rides me for three hours and bites me like a vampire. These things I must suffer through.” OR: Boston's got the Montreal Jane pattern basically locked down. The bite mark on Ilya's shoulder is new, though.
- Part 18 of heated rivalry masterlist
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Ilya Rozanov Started A TikTok Live: come watch me ragebait my husband !! by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-28
Ilya has a terrible idea for a Tiktok.
So of course, he has to do it!
AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches.
- Part 3 of Ilya "professional ragebaiter" Rozanov
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Trending: J.A.N.E.I.F.Y.'s New Song Just Dropped And We're All Asking by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-27
Shane loves his husband. He really does! But sometimes, it can be hard to put that love into words.
So maybe, when he tried to put it into words, he ended up writing a couple songs.
And maybe he released them under a fake name.
And maybe they got insanely popular somehow.
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AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.
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The Easy Way to Fall in Love by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-02-26
“We don't even know what this question is. Go on, Haas, I will even let Shane answer first, and when he gives terrible advice, I will tell you the right thing to do.”
To Shane’s horror (and Ilya’s delight), Luca Haas asks for dating advice.
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