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  1. The ritual is simple: morning skate, home for a protein shake, then Shane strips to his briefs, lies in bed, and starts scrolling.

    Or, a Grindr AU

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  2. "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

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  3. Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.

    Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.

    If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.

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  4. "You guys," Olivia says in the tone of a woman who knows she is smarter than everyone else in the room and trying to be patient about it, "are way too invested in your captain's sex life."
    "There is no such thing as being too invested in Rozy's sex life," Micky counters in a grave voice. "He
    pines."

    It's the summer of 2014 and the dust of #RozSpotted is settling. Which is objectively good. Because Ryan Carmichael has a plan and it does not involve staying out of Ilya's business.

    Or: How to trick your captain into locking down his long-term situationship—a guide for clueless beginners.

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  5. “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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  6. Shane: Mom.

    Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?

    Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

    Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.

    Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.

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  7. The Dickscourse by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-08-31

    Ilya: You didn’t send to me(((((
    Jane: No, its a terrible picture. I retook it. Thought I’d deleted them all.
    Ilya: You should send them all
    Ilya: Never a bad picture of your dick
    Jane: I am never taking another picture ever again, are you kidding?
    Ilya: Nooooo!
    Ilya: I will kill the person who did this

    Shane's dick pic leaks but it doesn't do him justice. Ilya can't believe people are being this wrong about it on the internet.

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  8. Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs' WAG group chat. Little do they know Jane is not Jane. And she's not going to be a WAG for much longer. Shane and Ilya come out to each of their friends, knowing they always have someone in their corner incase something goes wrong.

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  9. Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

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  10. Carter: ok question
    Kip: shoot
    Kyle: not like that
    Kip: well…
    Carter: what makes you good at gay sex?

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    Important matters are discussed in the group chat (well, the newly-founded sub-group chat...)

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  11. Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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  12. Most days, Shane loved the unhinged text messages he would get from Ilya Rozanov. Random streams of consciousness, hilarious insults about other hockey players, critiques of games, excitement over the dogs he would meet on his daily runs.

    But some days, the messages were so completely off the rails that Shane wanted to strangle him.

    Today was one of those days.

    February 18

    Lily
    Are you gay?

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  13. Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

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  14. Author’s note:
    Hi everyone! It’s been awhile. Sorry this chapter is late. I was traveling over the weekend and my plane almost crashed, it lost an engine mid-air but thankfully we landed safely and everyone is ok. But I was writing this chapter with the plane wifi so I lost half of my edits and had to rewrite it. Hope you enjoy!

    Or: Luca Haas, Hollanov fanboy extraordinaire, suffers through a series of unfortunate events.

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  15. Marly: Roz
    Marly: Roz
    Marly: Roz
    Marly: I think I’m bilingual 

    **

    J.J. and Marly hook up after a Boston and Montreal match, effectively discovering that they are both bisexual. Unfortunately, they could not figure this out themselves, and Ilya and Shane are woken up at the ass crack of dawn to help with their friends' inability to process their feelings.

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  16. Shane and Ilya decide to come out by building up their public friendship and slowly starting to hint at a relationship.

    One of these men is chronically read as straight and the other is Ilya Rozanov.

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  17. Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

    Cap
    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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  18. Selena:

    we won’t force you to watch hockey with us jane <3

    it is funny that ilya rozanov probably found the one person in montreal who doesn’t give a fuck about it tho

    Jane:

    Haha, what?

    Cassie:

    I promise we talk about much more than just hockey here!

    So if you ever are free, I promise we won’t bore you to death with a sport you don't know or care about.

    Jane:

    Sorry, hold on.

    Ilya said what?

    or, Shane joins the WAGs group chat where they have been led to believe he knows nothing about hockey.

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  19. CASSIE

    Centaurs WAGs meet Jane & Lizzy

    Jane & Lizzy, meet the coolest ladies in Ottawa!

     

    SELENA

    Bonjour Jane and Lizzy!

     

    CAITLIN

    Jane! Lizzy!
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    “Jane” is added to the Centaurs WAG chat.

    Further shenanigans ensue.

    Featuring: The rest of Shane’s cousins, Sukiyaki Gate, a new group chat and Lisa’s questionable chat naming.

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  20. Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    …

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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