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  1. Most days, Shane loved the unhinged text messages he would get from Ilya Rozanov. Random streams of consciousness, hilarious insults about other hockey players, critiques of games, excitement over the dogs he would meet on his daily runs.

    But some days, the messages were so completely off the rails that Shane wanted to strangle him.

    Today was one of those days.

    February 18

    Lily
    Are you gay?

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  2. Life-Sized by

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    Ilya does not plan to warn Shane because as much as this is about providing a weird, but thoughtful, gesture, he is also doing this to mess with Shane.

    No heads up, just a box showing up at his door addressed to Jane [NoLastName] from Lily <3.

    Ilya waits, follows his routine and Shane's calendar, and tries not to give anything away. The date of delivery was listed as five days after purchase, but Ilya gets a text three days after that sends him into a fit of giggles.

    My Jane: What the hell is this?
     

    or a 5+1 crack fic

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  3. Just after preseason for Shane’s first season with the Centaurs, Lucy Darling is in Ottawa for a show. Ilya, Shane, Wyatt, Lisa, Harris and Troy attend it. Ilya’s question gets drawn, and Lucy quickly loses control of the audience. — Lucy’s Camera Person (Jack) POV

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  4. “Okay.” J.J. finished his beer, depositing the bottle on the coffee table and looked at Ilya. “Do you wanna play a game?”

    Another eyebrow raise from Ilya.

    “I call it Jackie or Shane, a game where I tell you an actual real quote that I heard Hayden say and you have to guess if he said it to his wife or his best friend.”

    Ilya blinked.

    J.J. held eye contact.

    “Let’s do this.”

     

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    Ilya and J.J. bonding over a silly game

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  5. One night at the Kingfisher, Shane gets roped into a game of Never Have I Ever with the hockey HABs, and learns a few things about community, opening up to people, and just how kinky he and Ilya get.

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  6. A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie. She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov? He was naked. She screamed. “Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!” Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked. “Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence. “Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered. Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much. (yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)

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  7. -Kip Grady Started a Group Chat-

    Kip starts a group chat for the husbands and boyfriends of the queer players in the league, and they get along like a house on fire.

    Takes place over the course of The Long Game and Role Model.

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  8. kept by

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    2026-01-21

    “You’re such a baby,” Shane pats Ilya’s stomach before gripping the wheel with both hands. “All safe.”

    “I feel like I am the president,” Ilya slips the sunglasses over his eyes. “You are taking this careful thing very seriously.”

    “I take everything about you very seriously,” Shane is sincere and honest sounding, reaching out to press his index finger to Ilya’s bottom lip.

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  9. “See? I think maybe you are friends with Rozanov.” J.J. was kidding. Obviously he was kidding; no self-respecting member of the Montreal Metros would ever befriend a Raider. Shane was not very self-respecting. “What? No! I don’t even know who that is!” *or* Shane sucks at lying. This is a fact his parents were always grateful for, but it sure does make hiding a decades-long relationship with his arch rival difficult.

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  10. “ a promise you’ll stay / and i start to believe . “ or Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander make their late-night TV debut together.

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  11. Ilya wants to know if Shane would still love him if he were a worm. A question that requires a lot of consideration. --- 'Yes, I would love you if you were a worm,' Shane lied and stroked Ilya's hair softly. He leaned down closer, 'I'd love you even if you were a better hockey player than me.' It was a sign of Ilya's state of consciousness that he didn't rise to this bait, only shifted his head and pushed his lips out to plant a kiss on Shane's thigh. He sighed contentedly, snuggling into Shane and back into a deep sleep.

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  12. Hayden comes to visit and learns the truth about them, much to Ilya's amusement. They puzzle some more.

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  13. pillowtalk by

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    2026-01-07

    Shane’s fingertips lazily trace down the middle of his back, and then tap their way back up. Ilya wants to die here. “If you could be any animal,” Shane asks, yawning in the middle of the sentence, “what animal would you be?” Shane and Ilya play a game.

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  14. “Where's the remote?” Shane asks in a slightly raised voice so that Ilya can hear him from the kitchen. Ilya walks over, leaning against the doorway to watch as Shane looks in between the coach cushions, “Pike must have it.” “What?” Shane takes the moment to stop what he’s doing and look up, his eyebrows furrowing together in that way that Ilya finds adorable, “Why would Hayden have it?” “Because some people never change,” Ilya answers easily. “What? He hasn’t taken anything before, he-” Ilya shakes his head, standing fully straight again and walking over to behind the couch, leaning slightly forward so that he can look into Shane’s eyes when he says, “That is not true. The puck. 2017. He took it mid-game- mid-play! An attempt to sabotage and-” Shane does a mixture of scoffing and laughing, picking up a pillow and throwing it at him, it bounces off of him easily, “Oh my god, Ilya, that was twenty five years ago! Let it go.” * OR, during one fateful game in 2017, the puck randomly disappears from the ice, Shane and Ilya accuse each other until it's found in Hayden's pant leg. Ilya does not let this go.

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  15. During their time at the cottage, Shane and Ilya do a lot of things together, including a puzzle. Ilya isn't exactly the biggest fan but Shane still loves it. How the hell is Hayden involved?

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  16. Troy blurted, “Could I have his number?” Ilya didn’t look tired anymore, he was a whole lot more interested. He sat up, and Troy swallowed. He wasn’t physically small, but he was short, or at least a lot shorter than Ilya. Who, even still sitting, was massive. “His number?” Ilya echoed, his tone a lot colder, still amused as if he couldn’t believe what Troy was asking him. “I mean… if the rumour is true, I mean, Shane’s a babe. He seems like a good guy in general too. I just— sorry, I shouldn’t have asked, I know you guys are friends, I don’t know what got into me,” Troy started rambling as Ilya got up and gave him a careful look over. - In which Troy actually does ask Ilya for Shane's number... and some following events.

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  17. The first weed dispensary opens up in Montreal and Ilya decides it would be a fun idea to take Shane. OR, Shane is anxious about his first time weed experience but ends up having a really good time and feels very safe doing so with his husband, Ilya.

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  18. If you asked Shane Hollander how this happened, he would flush bright red, and curse Ilya up and down. If you asked Ilya how this happened - well, he wouldn’t answer but he would beam with pride.

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  19. "Like The Newlywed Game?" Wyatt asked. "Yeah, sort of. It's a party game. We did it at All Stars," Nick explained. "There's like a list of questions, and everyone writes down their answers, and then we pull them out and read them and see if we can figure out who said what." "I'm drunk enough to do that," Evan said. "Me too," added Bood.

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  20. Ilya posts to his social media and sends his husband in a minor freak out.

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