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that time Ilya Rozanov almost got arrested for arson by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-21
Scott had the perfect proposal planned.
Unfortunately for him, Ilya Rozanov decided to get involved.
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- #79977906
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Added: Jane
April: Hi! Welcome 😀
Jane: What is this?
April: The Raider’s WAGs chat. We finally got Ilya to give over your number to add you!
Shane is added to the Boston Raider’s WAGs group chat. A texting-only fic.
- Part 1 of Jane in the WAGs chat
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- #79634901
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Scott Hunter overhears Rozanov and Hollander at their first All-Star Game. He's not the last one to figure them out, but he is the only one who thinks to place money on it.
aka all the ways various NHL stars discover Hollanov and get in on the ground floor to defend their ship.
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- #78824901
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“I have a secret,” Ilya whispers.
Half-awake, Shane blinks at him sleepily. “What is it?”
“I cannot say.” Ilya’s eyes flicker between Shane’s. “But this secret, it is why things are complicated. It is why I didn’t go to Russia when my father died.”
OR: a rewrite of Heated Rivalry, with a twist.
- Part 7 of cjo + hr
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- #78768181
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Julia Prior ☑️ @JuliaPriorESPN
I sat down with Ilya Rozanov to talk about what he loves about Boston, what it’s like to play the best hockey of his career, and what comes next. bit.ly/203948tanHER dillon @kanatacommunist
i s2g i just saw r*zanov at the ottawa airport…. theres no way right↳ vic hates hockey @censeless
tired: hollanov real
wired: ir81 to the centaurs real
or: ilya's last season in boston through the eyes of hockey twitter.- Part 1 of nothing that i don’t already know
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- #79801801
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Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-19
I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it. Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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- 2 versions
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- #79396206
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"What's happening?" asks the lone Raiders fan that Shane has found himself next to, a young woman with St. Simone on the back of her black and gold jersey.
Her friend, a handsome woman in Metros' blues, explains, "Une malédiction. A curse." Her Québécois accent lifts the ends of her sentences into a lilting melody.
"Oh." The Raiders fan frowns, concerned. "Does someone have it out for Hollander? Shouldn't sporting arenas be protected against that?"
Her friend laughs. "It's Centre Bell itself who has it out for Hollander. You've never heard the story about the TD Garden trying to eat Magic Johnson?"
Or; The Bell Centre carries a hundred years of hockey and all of its grudges. Ilya must traverse its depths to save Shane.
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- #79829896
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There was a time when Ilya believed Scott Hunter's coming out would revolutionize hockey forever— but for every step forward came two steps back.
When Shane and Ilya meet again late in life, can they make their second chance work?
OR: Old Man Hollanov Yaoi.
- Part 1 of old man hollanov yaoi
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- 5 versions
- AO3:
- #78739901
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i've been pushing for this for so long by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-18
ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career
@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.
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It's hard to keep a mate a secret. It's even harder to share their heat. Scott Hunter is trying to do both those things while stuck in an elevator with Shane Hollander.
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"Anyway, I wanted to congratulate you." "...thank you." Scott said cautiously. "You are probably oldest to ever win Cup, so that is very impressive. They should give you special geriatric award." There it was. "Jesus fucking Christ, kid." Scott huffed a laugh. "You're a piece of work, you know that?" "Ah, but I am funny." Rozanov shrugged, sipping his vodka. "And hot." He winked at Kip. Kip's jaw flew open and Scott immediately pulled his boyfriend closer to him. So what if Ilya Rozanov was 100% straight and definitely trying to fuck with him? Scott still wasn't going to just stand there while fucking Rozanov flirted with his boyfriend. (kip meets ilya at the mvp award night. they become friends <3)
- Part 6 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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montrealbaddie: 2 minutes ago
theyre calling montreal the worst power play of all timeHayden_Pike: 2 minutes ago
Who is they?montrealbaddie: 1 minute ago
shane hollander told me himself.-
Hayden: Shane… I’m hurt
Shane: ??
- Part 5 of reddit verse
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- #79646076
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Dykstra introduces Ilya to gay country music, because he is an Ally with a capital A.
Set Pre Relationship Reveal, Post Troy Coming Out
- Part 56 of Manic Drabbling
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- #79654221
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Five Times Ilya Hated Hayden Pike by The_Shittiest_Knight
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
Plus One Time He Might Have Actually Loved Him "Shane was the love of his life, and Ilya would do anything to keep him by his side forever. Even put up with Hayden Fucking Pike joining the goddamn Ottawa Centaurs." A year after the events of the long game, Hayden Pike joins his best friend on the Ottawa Centaurs roster, much to the chagrin of the captain. Pike might have been created in a lab to annoy Ilya. But, at the end of the day, he was Shane's closest friend. That made him family, however unwillingly.
- Part 2 of
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- #79619046
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'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...
pov Wyatt
- Part 1 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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- #79372021
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the dad that stepped up by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
It’s not Ilya’s fault that Pork gets out.
Okay, well, maybe a little bit. But it is almost equally Shane’s fault.
The facts are thus: Ilya’s home nursing an injury, and Shane’s on a roadie, and maybe he and Shane have managed to get a little codependent after just one season playing together.
And so, while Ilya was making lunch, he got distracted by his very pretty husband facetiming him from the hotel shower. And perhaps the water evaporated and the noodles caught fire a bit.
And in the chaos of smoke and fire extinguishers and flinging open every window and door in the house – Well. Pork’s always been a bit of an escape artist.
Or: Shane’s horrible hairless cat gets out and Ilya has to hunt down his least favourite child.
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- #79581161
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i thought i knew it all, but you came out of the blue by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
Me: my sister keeps asking about my love life
Me: she said "aren't all hockey players supposed to be sluts"Or, the world keeps turning, and Luca Haas goes through the motions. Until he doesn't (it might be Ilya’s fault).
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[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]
Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!
Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview?
Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.
Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.
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“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Harris says, holding out a card.
“Feels wrong to be taking a gift from another man,” Ilya quips, but takes it anyway. “What is this? ILY-a lot.” He stares at the card for a long time, jaw set and brows drawing together, before shaking his head. “I don’t get it.”
“Read it again, but slower.”
“ILY-a. Lot.” Ilya pauses, tilting his head and rereading it like the answer might appear if he tries hard enough. “I still don’t get it.”
Harris opens his mouth to explain—a bit annoyed at the idea of having to walk Ilya through the joke—when Shane steps in from the ice, breathless and a bit sweaty, clearly not paying attention as he fiddles with his gear.
“Hollander,” Ilya says immediately. “What does ILY mean?”
Shane blinks. “I love you?”
“Yes, I know you love me. But what does it mean?”
or; it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).
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Shane huffs out a breath, drops his hands to his side. He nods at his own reflection, determined now. “Just fucking do it, dude.” or Shane secretly wears a pair of pretty lace panties under his jeans.
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- #79459081