Summary:

ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.