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St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up
St-Simon: the last one was so bad
St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT
St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together
Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.
Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.
Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up
Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination
St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head
[Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]
- Part 2 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
- Part 2 of a collection of hollanovs
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- AO3:
- #79540866
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“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Harris says, holding out a card.
“Feels wrong to be taking a gift from another man,” Ilya quips, but takes it anyway. “What is this? ILY-a lot.” He stares at the card for a long time, jaw set and brows drawing together, before shaking his head. “I don’t get it.”
“Read it again, but slower.”
“ILY-a. Lot.” Ilya pauses, tilting his head and rereading it like the answer might appear if he tries hard enough. “I still don’t get it.”
Harris opens his mouth to explain—a bit annoyed at the idea of having to walk Ilya through the joke—when Shane steps in from the ice, breathless and a bit sweaty, clearly not paying attention as he fiddles with his gear.
“Hollander,” Ilya says immediately. “What does ILY mean?”
Shane blinks. “I love you?”
“Yes, I know you love me. But what does it mean?”
or; it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).
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- #79223901
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was! Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander. [Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal. Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov. Their lips meet in a kiss. The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.] Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm. John Cook: [spluttering] Erm- Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday. (the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
- Part 11 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 4 of social media/texting hollanov
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- AO3:
- #79033321
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Ilya gets a Twitter account. He likes some very specific tweets
- Part 8 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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- #79227031
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Ilya, Wish My Dog Happy Birthday by wangxian_234
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-09
"Ilya! I have a job for you!" Harris comes into the locker room waving a sheet of paper above his head. "You're going to love this one so much! I just know it!" He hands the paper over to Ilya with a grin. Ilya looks down at it and takes a moment for him to read through it before his head pops up and he's vibrating almost as much as Harris is. Troy looks over at the two of them and leans over to where Hayes is grabbing the last of his stuff before heading home for the night. "Am I the only one who is fairly concerned about the two of them this excited about something together?" he says. Hayes levels him with the stare of a man who has seen things. "It's fucking terrifying,"
- Part 3 of Ilya Rozanov: Chaos Gremlin
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- #79213291
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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- #79184966
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Hoodies and Fire Alarms by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-09
The realization hit Ilya like a body check. They weren’t just evacuating for a fire, they were in the middle of a hotel, full of Ottawa players and hockey fans. Shane let go of Ilya’s hand. He turned to look at his boyfriend and that’s when he noticed what Shane was wearing. A black Centaurs hoodie with the bright red letters and numbers printed on the back: Rozanov 81. Ilya was sure Shane hadn't noticed what he was wearing, but he had pulled the drawstrings of the hoodie tight, leaving a small a hole at the center of his flushed face.
The rookie, clearly starstruck, stared. “Are you Shane Hollander? Like, the Shane Hollander?” Ilya wasn’t sure who was going to faint first, Shane or Luca.
The others stood there staring at the two men, mouths slightly agape. Bood broke into a slow smile. “Nice hoodie, Hollander. Supporting the enemy now?"
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- AO3:
- #79173336
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hollanov break the internet by moonlightdances
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-08
feelingshanetastic not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there IlyaRozanov81 ✅ do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here. feelingshanetastic HELLO?? thathollanovfan Why is no one talking about how comfortable Ilya’s thighs look OMG, @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer wanna share? ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✅ No.
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- AO3:
- #79100051
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Princess Treatment or Bare Minimum?: Shane Hollander Edition by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-07
Shane agrees to participate in a reel (thanks Harris!), so naturally, Ilya’s right there with him. The internet has a lot to say about this viral interview.
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- AO3:
- #77998831
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Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!
This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.
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- AO3:
- #59897476
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two princes by lonelyimmortalsoul
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
2026-02-06
Your Royal Highness, Found your mail address through the Okonjo foundation, I hope that’s alright, even if this isn’t charity related. I thought I should reach out, clear the air. Sorry if I'm out of line here. My name is Shane Hollander, and we met very briefly at the Young American New Year’s Eve Gala. I apologize for interrupting a moment that was clearly meant to be private. You’ve got nothing to worry about from me. I just wanted you to know that. In fact, I’ll give you a secret for a secret: I know exactly what it’s like to hide that part of yourself, and how scary it can be to think you've been caught. So. You keep my secret, I’ll keep yours? Kind regards, Shane Hollander Co-Founder of the Irina Foundation ------------ Shane stumbles upon a secret. It's the start of an unlikely friendship.
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- AO3:
- #77951126
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-06
In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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- AO3:
- #78583551
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The top tweet read: Rozanov did not win that game. Hollander won it from the bench with VIBES and a JERSEY two sizes too big.
The side-by-side said it all: Ilya looking derailed by Shane casually adjusting his sleeve.
Another chimed in: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR CAPTAIN.
Ilya gets distracted mid-match because his husband wears his jersey.
Harris makes a PR decision. The internet makes it worse.
Featuring: one cursed jersey bet, one tired PR manager, and a fanbase that has decided Shane Hollander controls his husband with eye contact alone.
Translated into Chinese
- Part 2 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.” --------- or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have. Ilya has open hands.
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- AO3:
- #79024196
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welcome to the internet by justhockey
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-06
hollandershole🕳: are they smiling at each other???? ↳hollandershole🕳: oh my fucking god what is going on sufferingcensfan: did rozanov just swing for hollander then stop when he realised who it was? hollanovtruther: not fighting his man? i know that’s right�
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- AO3:
- #79007471
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shane hollander for lesbians by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-04
"I’m ready to come out as your cousin," Missy says over the phone, "There’s gotta be some lesbians following you, you’re butch as fuck."
"I don’t know what that means."
"I’m gonna send you some selfies, okay? I’ll even write the caption for you."
"My profile isn’t your dating app, Missy."
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or: Shane Hollander comes out as an ally. For his gay cousin, of course.
- Part 2 of shane and his lesbian cousin
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- AO3:
- #76183576
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-04
There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.
- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.
- Part 2 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
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- AO3:
- #78757266
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@thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ your children have killed me. killed me dead. @ShaneHollander24✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ *our @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world. @ShaneHollander24 ✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you???? @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
- Part 6 of from the outside
- Part 5 of social media/texting hollanov
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- AO3:
- #78779746
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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-02
In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021 gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021 shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part shane hollander: sweats nervously (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)
- Part 1 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
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- English
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #76246531