Summary:

"I’m ready to come out as your cousin," Missy says over the phone, "There’s gotta be some lesbians following you, you’re butch as fuck."

"I don’t know what that means."

"I’m gonna send you some selfies, okay? I’ll even write the caption for you."

"My profile isn’t your dating app, Missy."

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or: Shane Hollander comes out as an ally. For his gay cousin, of course.