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1. ilya rozanov: partner, parent, pensioner by goldengalaxies

   Heated Rivalry (TV)

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   2026-02-02

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Svetlana Vetrova
   • Yuna Hollander
   • Ottawa Centaurs - Character
   • Social Media
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
   • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
   • Retired Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov
   • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Parents Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • seriously this is just crack and fluff
   • standalone fic
   • Homophobia
   • Texting
   • WAG Ilya Rozanov

   @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ your children have killed me. killed me dead. @ShaneHollander24✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ *our @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world. @ShaneHollander24 ✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you???? @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)

   • Part 6 of from the outside
   • Part 5 of social media/texting hollanov

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