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Later, he’ll blame it all on a momentary lapse of judgement.
He’ll blame it on the loneliness maybe—on the fact that, despite never having been physically closer to Shane this consistently in his entire life—that despite regularly getting dinner with Shane’s parents—that despite finally having found what he’d spend his entire life searching for he’s also, somehow, never felt more alone.
He’ll blame it on Cliff not texting him back since he’d signed with Ottawa. He’ll blame it on Sveta, face pulled into a perpetual frown during every facetime call.
Or maybe he’ll blame it on Anya—sweet, beautiful Anya—who’d been just a little too cute not to share.
or: Ilya accidentally rehabilitates his image one puppy tiktok at a time
- Part 1 of my moon my man
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Don't Think Too Hard by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-12
Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media during Shane Hollander's first season.
- Part 1 of Don't Think 'Verse
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i stopped my rambling by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-17
Shane's first few weeks in Ottawa, as told by several unhinged groupchats, Twitter hashtags, and clickbait articles.
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Cap, is this cap? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-04-18
-Marlow added Rozy back to the group chat-
Rozy: Fine
Rozy: I will answer questions.
OR: After the fan-mail incident the Boston group chat is on fire, they add Ilya back and demand answers.
- Part 1 of THAT Hollanov Universe
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-31
Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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Real Housewives of Ottawa by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-28
After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.
SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that
CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞
LISA: 🤞
CAITLIN: 🤞🤞
NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞
JANE: 🤞
- Part 1 of What is a RHOO?
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5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak
- Part 1 of HR 5 + 1
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The OnlyFans Debacle (That Wasn't) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-21
@IlyaRozanov_81 ✅
Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏
Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81
@rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY
@hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!
In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.
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Once they are alone at their stalls, Ilya shoots Shane a sideways glance. “You look like you have… what's the phrase? When your face is natural but mad?”
“Resting bitch face?” Shane hisses through the agony in his jaw.
Ilya chuckles and points a finger right at Shane's nose. “Yes! You looked like you were going to murder poor Haas. And he was so excited to talk to you about boring hockey book,” Ilya explains, clearly delighted as he gets dressed.
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make it make sense by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-07
In a world where David doesn't walk in on Shane and Ilya at the cottage, what happens next?
Well, Shane is his mother's son. He makes a plan.
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but daddy i love him by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-22
“I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
“Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!- Part 5 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-19
I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it. Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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do you want the house tour? by rachelrae
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-13
“Wow, this is absolutely stunning.” “I bet you say that to all the houses.” Ilya teased, shifting past him and moving back to his target: coffee. Stevie’s laugh was bright, “Sometimes, yes. But that is also one of the perks of the job. Getting to see so many beautiful houses. You had this designed, yes?” Ilya pushed the button for a flat white before he turned. “Yes. With my partner. He is much more into the whole real estate thing than I.” At those words, as if summoned, Shane appeared at the top of the stairs, a vibrating Anya at his side. Or Ilya gets invited to film a Youtube Video for Architectural Digest for his house in Ottawa and he decides not to hide the fact that someone else also lives here in the off season. He could have warned the camera team beforehand, but that would have taken all the fun out of the reveal.
- Part 6 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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Ilya gets a Twitter account. He likes some very specific tweets
- Part 8 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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Princess Treatment or Bare Minimum?: Shane Hollander Edition by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-07
Shane agrees to participate in a reel (thanks Harris!), so naturally, Ilya’s right there with him. The internet has a lot to say about this viral interview.
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Four times their friends miss what’s right in front of them. One time the people who matter celebrate it.
Featuring: a maple bacon donut, a phone call about superheroes, a Russian pet name, men's deodorant, and a photo album.
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@thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ your children have killed me. killed me dead. @ShaneHollander24✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ *our @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world. @ShaneHollander24 ✔ Responding to @thisisilya ✔ Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you???? @thisisilya ✔ Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔ You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
- Part 6 of from the outside
- Part 5 of social media/texting hollanov
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This is the final straw, Shane thought, staring up at the enormous wall to wall billboard of Ilya in nothing but tight white Calvin Kleins. (yuna adopts ilya as her second son via brand deals. shane suffers.)
- Part 2 of from the inside
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Shane Hollander's Unofficial Fan Club by rachelrae
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-18
Harris had an unofficial poll on a whiteboard in the media team’s office: Team Hollander vs Team Rozanov; something that apparently was never allowed to be revealed to the general public according to Harris’s strong warning the first time Wyatt had seen it. He had promptly and dramatically signed his name under Team Hollander, though he had to write small in the little space left. He had obviously landed up at the best team possible - at least when it came to being a fan of Shane Hollander. Then Ilya Rozanov was traded to Ottawa. Suddenly, Shane Hollander went from a Hockey God, whose presence Wyatt was graced with a few times a year, to the most talked about figure in the Centaurs locker room. Ilya Rozanov was not Shane Hollander, but he might as well be the second best thing. Who else knew Shane Hollander better than his rival? Here was a live, captive source of information. A practical Shane Hollander encyclopaedia. Or The Ottawa Centaurs accidentally end up being the Shane Hollander Unofficial Fan Club. And now, with Ilya on the team, Shane Hollander is always there! Wow!
- Part 4 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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[“Can you tell the camera how old you are?” “I’m four!” Shane exclaims proudly, turning back and holding up four fingers in two peace signs, wiggling them at the camera. “I’m going to be the best four-year-old hockey player ever.”] “You were so cute,” Ilya croons, reaching one arm out to sling it around Shane’s shoulders and pull him into his side, Shane grumbling all the while. “I love it that you were so very small. Even the jersey is too big! Is so wonderful.” “Again, I think that all children go through a phase where they are very small,” Shane says, but he’s smiling by the time Ilya pokes one affectionate finger into his cheek, driving into his freckles. “Stop that.” Ilya reacts to videos of Shane playing hockey as a child.
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