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  1. Everything Everywhere All at Once by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-30

    After a long fucking weekend of unhinged revelations, a chase from Boston to Toronto, and the discovery that Seb has apparently been building a dream of the future Hammer didn’t even know he was part of, they finally hash it out in a Toronto hotel room.

    Or, Hammer and Sebbin have really nice sex?

    Language:
    English
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    4,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84032151

  2. Gay Hockey Magic by

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    2026-04-26

    It sure seems like being gay makes you good at hockey. At least, it seems to win you Stanley Cups. To two young Raiders, this seems like too good of a trade to miss.

    Two (OC) Raiders take a few of Roz's jokes a little too literally and conclude that gay hockey magic wins you Stanley Cups. The only problem is, they're up against the Admirals in the first round of the playoffs. In a battle of gayness, they're going to have to take matters into their own hands. Or mouths. Whatever dude. Don't make it weird.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83795516

  3. Operation Get Roz a SAP by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-18

    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83065366

  4. From the Top by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-17

    After the events of It Takes a Village, Shane must navigate how to move forward in his career when the team he has grown to love ultimately sets a ceiling on his growth. In another life, he would have won his Stanley Cups with the Metros, been their star center and Captain, and the face of a franchise. Here, he is second line to New York's beloved captain and one of his best friends, Scott Hunter. He knows that to grow, he has to move on, but leaving the family he found in New York might be the hardest challenge he's faced yet.

    This is a sequel to It Takes a Village and will not make sense without having read that work first. If you haven't read it yet, please do! For those who have read and enjoyed ITAV, I hope this sequel does it justice <3

    Language:
    English
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    86,480
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81946856

  5. Captain Rozanov’s gay sex 101 by

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    2026-04-16

    After his relationship with Shane Hollander became public in November 2017, Ilya Rozanov has become the Boston Raiders' go to for everything they don’t quite understand about gay sex and relationships. I mean, he did offer to answer their questions when they were surprisingly supportive of his newly revealed sexuality. It’s just that he didn’t realise exactly how stupid those questions were going to be.

    Or:

    5 times Ilya Rozanov educated the Boston Raiders about the wonderful world of gay sex and 1 time they tried to ask his boyfriend.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83233721

  6. The Useful Revolving Door by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-14

    This is a sorta fix-it. For when Scott asks Kip to move in with him he forgot the simple fact that his door has always more closely resembled a revolving one as people come and go bringing their problems with them and the Good Captain Scott Hunter fixes them as best as he can. Allowing for Kip to have the opportunity to be brought closer to Scott's hockey world and allows him to better understand what Scott is really risking in regards to coming out while still playing hockey. Also, helps to break down that Scott only sees his value in his usefulness and Kip is determined to make him understand that his value is inherent just by existing and is NOT a reward he gets from helping others.

    Vaughny also pops up a lot. He's clueless but he's got heart... and tacos

    Majority of the chapters are General Audience, the ones that are Explicit will be noted in the Author's Note at the beginning of a chapter.

    Language:
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    25,599
    Chapters:
    11/13
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #76989681

  7. Contents by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-12

    [Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

    Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

    Ilya: How would you know this?

    Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

    Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

    Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

    Ilya: Yes. 

    Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

    Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

    Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

    Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83015061

  8. @Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-09

    On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
    Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
    POV Cliff Marlow <3

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82809061

  9. the bisexual fairy godmother of the NHL by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-02

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

    or

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80184366

  10. I’m not gay (but if I was) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-01

    “Nah, Roz wouldn’t hold that against him. The guy’s a dick but he’s fair. Glad he doesn’t have to hide anymore now, they seem like a good couple. Both hot as fuck too. That wedding is gonna be fucking insane, I can’t wait.” It isn’t until Cliff finishes tying his skates and looks up, he realises that the entire locker room has fallen silent and is looking at him. “What’s up?” He asks with a confused frown.

    Cliff Marlow is a proud ally. And maybe not entirely straight.

    Language:
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    4,087
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82275871

  11. It Takes a Village by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-31

    In a quiet cafe at the Ollympic Village in Sochi, Shane Hollander asks his friend from high school a question that changes everything.

    "How did you know you were gay?"

    Alternatively, Shane gets help figuring out his sexuality a little earlier, and from someone who's not exactly Rose Landry, movie star...

    Language:
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    Words:
    70,114
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #81087471

  12. How Long Until We Can Be 'Together' Together? by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-27

    Seb loved Hammer. The only reason they weren’t together together yet, in Seb’s honest opinion, was the NHL.

    Or, a character study of Sebbin, an almost former hockey player with no filter, hopelessly in love, and utterly incapable of keeping his thoughts to himself.

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    2,443
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81945836

  13. A Not So Lonely Christmas by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-26

    Eric loves Christmas in New York, but this is his first Christmas since the divorce, and the normally bright holiday has him feeling lonely. Lucky for Eric, he happens to have really great friends who recently set him up to meet a very cute bartender at the Kingfisher. Deciding there was no time like the present to pursue his interest in men, an interest that had long lain dormant for the duration of his marriage to Holly, Eric sets out to woo Kyle and maybe, just maybe, not feel so lonely for the holidays.

    This is based in the It Takes A Village AU universe. It is a stand alone and you do not have to have read ITAV to understand what is happening, but I highly recommend reading ITAV anyway!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
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    AO3:
    #81905281

  14. Kissing Centaurs by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-25

    [Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]

    Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.

    Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.

    Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.

    Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.

    Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?

    Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.

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    2,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81858316

  15. The Scientific Method of Queer Discovery by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-24

    Hypothesis: Marlow could be queer.
    Method: Exposure to research materials provided by Seb.
    Peer Review: Conducted by the group chat.
    Results: See findings inside.
    Spoiler: He's not.

    Language:
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    1,616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81790461

  16. Front Row Seats to Love by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-21

    Couple watching is Sebbin’s favourite Valentine’s Day activity, and Boston on Valentine’s Day is full of restaurants with red paper hearts taped to the windows, red dresses and flowers, and a hockey player called Brad Hammersmith pretending they’re just best friends who sleep together sometimes.

    Or, Seb loves love, and Hammer would like to stop overthinking their relationship.

    POV Brad Hammersmith :)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81599076

  17. Tequila Sunrise and the Dalton Investigation by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-19

    The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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    English
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    1,924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81503131

  18. Of all the florists in Boston by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-18

    “Did Boston Lily send you all these flowers? Shane??” Hayden asks.

    “Um,” Shane says helpfully.

    ——

    Or, Shane gets hurt in the Boston vs. Montreal game. Ilya crashes out and buys all the lilies in Boston for him.

    No one knows about them.

    Except for Ilya’s new florist, who never asked to get involved in dumb hockey boys and their messy drama. Also, Cliff is a good friend.

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    6,856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81442676

  19. (i can't get no) satisfaction by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-16

    [An image of Ilya Rozanov from 2016, leaving a nightclub in Boston. He is flanked on either side by two women. His right arm is casually slung around the shoulders of one, while the other holds onto his left arm. He is winking at the camera.]

    @NHLInsider It’s been a rough week for Ilya Rozanov after a storybook start to the season. After suffering bruised ribs during Ottawa’s game against Montreal on Thursday, now one of his former flames has come forward claiming he was a less-than-stellar partner. 

    TikTok user @bostonbethany posted a video on Saturday detailing her encounter with Rozanov back in 2017. She says he didn’t pay for her drinks, was constantly checking his phone, could barely make conversation after leading her to believe he was interested in a relationship, failed to satisfy her in the bedroom after trying for nearly an hour, and never called her again.

    This comes as Rozanov is out for at least two weeks with his injury, while the Centaurs, including his husband Shane Hollander, head to Berlin for two games against Detroit as part of the NHL’s Global Series. 

    We’ll let you know if we hear anything back from Rozanov’s camp. 

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #81279931

  20. Schrödinger's cat by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-15

    Marlow watches Sebbin and Hammer be weird on a kiss cam.

    Or, as long as no one asked, the kiss both happened and didn’t happen.

    POV Cliff Marlow because hothothot, and Ilya Rozanov being a science guy.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81278111
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