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Here Comes the Sun by artfullofchaos
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-20
Two identical girls meet at summer camp. In an attempt to piece together the missing parts of their lives, they switch places to relive memories of a relationship, an unwanted pregnancy, and, with a little luck, a family.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,337
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77324606
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Every quarter, Ilya has a new obsession in the cottage, from planting absurd amounts of maple trees, to organizing themed events such as a Night at the Frozen Lake Challenge and Drinking Ginger Ale Against the Clock, to participating in the largest tomato competition. When he starts neglecting his usual household duties because of this, Shane throws divorce papers on the table. OR: That was supposed to be a joke. But Ilya only reads the names Hollander, Rozanov, and the word "divorce", and he panics.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,845
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76621011
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Shane ends up in the hospital. Ilya panics. David understands feelings. Yuna adopts another son. Hayden loses his shit (but then gets it back). New future is waiting.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,354
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77091411
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After a crushing defeat on the rink, hockey star Shane Hollander clashes with airport security, ending up in a steamy interrogation with Officer Ilya Rozanov. A routine frisk turns into erotic punishment, with Shane submitting to spanks and deep, relentless fucking, which is the best he's ever had.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,787
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77570231
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The Beginning of a Perfectly Boring Life by iminthisstanshit
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-12
If the Hollander-Rozanov family kept a diary of their boring lives, these would be the things they would write about. or The one where Shane and Ilya become parents, and their life is boring in the most perfect way
- Part 1 of The Diary of a Boring Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,064
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77575986
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"Waitt a minute Barrett why'd ya take a drink," Young slurred with his eyes narrowed, "Harris don't play hockey." Well shit. Of course one of the rookies had to notice, those morons never let anything go. So now everyone and their fucking mothers had turned to stare at Troy who could only let out an awkward laugh. Well this sobered him up. "Harris probably wasn't the first guy he slept with you idiot, he grew up playing hockey maybe it was an old teammate," Holmber said to Young whom he was still currently draped over. "Nooo papa Hazy said professional hockey player, so it has to be someone in the league," Young argued back. The rookies had all taken to calling Wyatt variations of dad and followed him around like a bunch of baby ducks. Troy woulda laughed at the endearing nickname was he not about to get his shit rocked by a 6' 3'' Russian in the parking lot. Because of every hockey player Troy Barrett could've slept with he just had to hook up with Shane mother fucking Hollander. ----- Or the Ottawa Centaurs play never have I ever ----- UPDATE
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,119
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77053551
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Scott Hunter's Impeccable Gaydar by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-11
Scott may not know why his comment on the ice drove Canada's most well-mannered export off the edge, but he's pretty sure it's his fault. He invites Shane to talk it out over ginger ale and terrible food.
Answering the questions "how did Scott and Shane go from fisticuffs to chatting idly about black mold in a few weeks" and "what happens when two deeply closeted men try to out-hetero each other".
- Part 1 of Scott Hunter's Guide to Getting Your Man
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,472
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77428206
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Is Shipping Only For Boats? by thingcalledlove
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-10
The second Ilya Rozanov discovered what a burner account was, he had one. Or: Ilya Rozanov discovers the art of trolling online, hockey fandom, OTPs and one very dedicated Hollanov shipper.
- Part 2 of Hollanov vs The Internet
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,481
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76634061
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Hockey Stars Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Read Thirst Tweets by IamPoof
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-10
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov reading Thirst Tweets with Buzzfeed!
- Part 2 of Hollanov Youtube Interviews
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,027
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77455266
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Rules My Husband Has For Me (SUPER TRUE) (NOT CLICKBAIT) by Icantthinkofagoodusername7
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-08
“Along these same lines, Shane is the only one allowed in my phone. He does not let anybody else in my contacts. Because I am bisexual, you know, he considers me talking to anybody but him to be cheating-” “-No I do not-” “-So, I cannot have teammates or coach in there and definitely no friends. He does all of our communicating through his own phone. Is a little inconvenient but anything to make him happy, yes?” “Ilya!” Shane shouts, “that is not true! Give me your phone right now, I’ll show them that you have more numbers in there and-” “It is recording,” Ilya points at the camera, causing Shane to look over and just sigh while Ilya continues on, “But you see, everybody, he even wants to check my phone every single day to make sure I am not breaking this rule, you just saw it there.” “That’s not what I meant!” * Comments: @shanehollanderhockeyplayer I’m never recording a video with you ever again. Okay yes I will but only if you promise not to slander me again. * OR, Ilya posts a video about the "rules" Shane has for him. These rules do not exist. Shane spirals.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,999
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77370411
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you can ebb and I can flow (and we'll take it slow) by foxjournals
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-08
Shane hears him, loud and clear, but it’s like his words are suddenly shallow and hollow, coming in bits and pieces as they funnel through one ear and out the other, and he swears he’s listening, swears he’s trying to hang onto every word out of his boyfriend's mouth, but that white hot static is louder than ever. His brain feels fuzzy and his eyes blur and whether it’s from unshed tears he hasn’t noticed yet or for another reason completely, he isn’t sure. He isn’t sure how he got from point A to point B, but all he knows is suddenly he can’t breathe. Suddenly, he’s six feet under, water encasing his lungs as they shrivel and expand into nothing. Or: Shane and Ilya get into a fight, and the only way out is through panicking Or: Shane uses a safeword in the middle of an argument
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,007
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77306591
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The new abnormal, or: The Real Househusbands of Ottawa by mareastralis
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-07
The idea was simple: make Ilya wear a mic during practice, film it, let him be his entertaining self and get a viral post out of it. Harris should have gotten an easy win there. Instead he gets invested in his captain's latest lovers' quarrel and learns that athletes can be emotionally mature... kind of.
- Part 6 of Hollander-Rozanov (they hyphenated)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,225
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77289006
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Shane had always known how much Ilya liked to fuss over him at the tiniest of inconveniences. He might be an asshole about it, he might tease more than help, but he always tried to make the best of it when Shane was hurt even the tiniest bit. His concerned husband always tried to make everything better like the secret teddy bear he was (Shane would never say that out loud). OR 3 times Ilya took care of Shane’s bruises and 1 time he caused them
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- English
- Words:
- 2,282
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77206626
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov at the Wired Autocomplete Interview.
- Part 1 of Hollanov Youtube Interviews
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- English
- Words:
- 1,469
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77228666
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Shane doesn’t respond right away, he just looks at him for a moment longer, before he nods back, mouth curving into a faint smile. A sad smile that Ilya didn’t expect. He breaks the eye contract, turning his face to the side as he starts blinking hard, like he’s trying to force something back. And oh. Ilya’s chest constricts sharply when he realises what the other’s doing. Shane is doing it again. Hiding his feelings before they can spill over. Stopping himself from crying. It’s an odd habit Ilya has noticed from the very beginning, the fact that Shane never truly lets his tears fall. Doesn’t matter how heavy the shine around his eyes becomes, they’re always swallowed back inside. ___________ Wherein Ilya comforts Shane after stupidly proposing the idea to marry Svetlana for a citizenship.
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- English
- Words:
- 3,215
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77208821
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After being caught in an intimate moment at a club, Ilya has fun on Twitter after multiple accounts tweet at him and Shane. Or Hollanov gets caught being really touchy at a club
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,220
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77115966
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the rolex guy is gay? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-05
Shane and Ilya are outed via fanmail. This is a random user's twitter timeline. (Or, most people have zero idea who these hockey guys are. Wait? Is that the Rolex guy?)
- Part 1 of hr + smau + me = this
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,120
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77156261
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The Case of the Missing Puck: Solved (and held over Hayden Pike's head) by Icantthinkofagoodusername7
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-03
“Where's the remote?” Shane asks in a slightly raised voice so that Ilya can hear him from the kitchen. Ilya walks over, leaning against the doorway to watch as Shane looks in between the coach cushions, “Pike must have it.” “What?” Shane takes the moment to stop what he’s doing and look up, his eyebrows furrowing together in that way that Ilya finds adorable, “Why would Hayden have it?” “Because some people never change,” Ilya answers easily. “What? He hasn’t taken anything before, he-” Ilya shakes his head, standing fully straight again and walking over to behind the couch, leaning slightly forward so that he can look into Shane’s eyes when he says, “That is not true. The puck. 2017. He took it mid-game- mid-play! An attempt to sabotage and-” Shane does a mixture of scoffing and laughing, picking up a pillow and throwing it at him, it bounces off of him easily, “Oh my god, Ilya, that was twenty five years ago! Let it go.” * OR, during one fateful game in 2017, the puck randomly disappears from the ice, Shane and Ilya accuse each other until it's found in Hayden's pant leg. Ilya does not let this go.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,175
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76983806
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Shane knew that a person is incapable of pretending while asleep. One can hide their true feelings behind a hockey helmet all day long, but at night, all masks fall away. No one forced Ilya to hold him after they’d both gotten theirs. And yet he did.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,778
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76900681
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“Shane?”
“Yes, Ilya?”
“What the fuck is a Shayden?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,341
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #76883896
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