Summary:

Scott may not know why his comment on the ice drove Canada's most well-mannered export off the edge, but he's pretty sure it's his fault. He invites Shane to talk it out over ginger ale and terrible food.

Answering the questions "how did Scott and Shane go from fisticuffs to chatting idly about black mold in a few weeks" and "what happens when two deeply closeted men try to out-hetero each other".