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  1. Shane H-R

    He wouldn’t be able to fuck you in the waders?

    They fasten over the shoulder, right?

    And I assume to stay watertight there’s no fly situation?


    Cassie B

    Captain Harlot over here thinking about wader sex logistics


    Ilya H-R

    Sweetheart, should I get waders?

    Another WAG chat, another Valentine's Day - but this time, both husbands are in the group.

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  2. Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media during Shane Hollander's first season.

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  3. Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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  4. There is a part of Zane—the part of him that’s been on Ottawa his entire professional career and so is very used to nothing ever going Ottawa’s way—that feels like Ottawa’s the dog being treated to one last perfect day before it’s sent up to a farm upstate.

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  5. Six months before the NHL draft, Shane is forced to come out of the closet.

    Overnight, his meticulously crafted 10-year plan falls apart.

    He finds a way to pick up the pieces.

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  6. Shane finds out about five minutes before it's set to be announced to the public, when Farah calls him and says, “I'm so sorry, I don't know what the fuck just happened.”

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  7. [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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  8. Ilya’s voice dimmed, “Shane, what’s going on? Are you okay?” he sounded eager, but also sounded like that he would wait years if Shane even gave him one word in return. Shane aggressively shook his head, the hum only growing. “I need to-“ No. No, this wasn’t happening. He wouldn’t let this happen. Shane slowly sunk down to the kitchen floor, feeling the nooks in the drawers of the counters scratch against his back while his eyes shut tightly. He wasn’t going to cry. He wasn’t a fucking baby. Shane was strong. And he was strong enough to make this stop. OR: Shane Hollander experiences a meltdown infront of Ilya.

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  9. [Two men in suits sit behind a sports desk in the Canadian Tire Centre. The arena behind them is full as players begin to circle on the ice for warmups.]

    Johnny: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the Canadian Tire Centre for the home opener of the Ottawa Centaurs. I'm Johnny Bernard.

    Martin: And I'm Martin Thomas. We're glad you're here with us for what appears is already shaping up to be interesting evening.

    Johnny: Yes, it's been a wild few months in the hockey world with the outing of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov and then Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa. And here tonight, the players took to the ice a few moments ago, and it appears Ilya Rozanov is wearing a jersey that says 'Hollander' on the back.

    Martin: He was also announced as Ilya Hollander. There's been no comment or announcement from the team regarding the name and there doesn't seem to be anyone else who's name is different, so we're not really sure what's going on with that.

    Johnny: Is Rozanov just showing support? Did they get married? Was he adopted? We're really in the dark here.

    Martin: We really are, and I can't imagine the League will be thrilled about this however it shakes out.

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  10. Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

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  11. “I turned the other cheek every fucking time. I still got tossed on my ass the second I went too far over the line, and threatened by the commissioner, and told to kill myself on just about every social media platform because my nightmare that I’d get outed came true. And you, after everything you did, got to come out to a supportive team and fans, get a slap on the wrist, and have your happy fucking ending.”

    Or:

    An exploration of Shane Hollander's struggle against racism and homophobia in hockey, and how others come to understand it

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  12. When Shane was outed after a hook-up in Mexico gone public, Montréal dropped him, traded to Ottawa like he was not the captain who had begun a Voyageurs dynasty. And Shane didn’t believe in using arcane powers to get an unfair advantage in hockey (that was cheating and he had a very stringent moral code) but he did believe in karma. Good thing that Ilya Rozanov, Etsy Witch (four-point-seven stars rated) also believes in karma, and believes in discounts for cute hockey players scorned.

    or - Shane Hollander wants to curse his old teammates. Ilya Rozanov is an Etsy witch. Magic definitely exists.

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  13. Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

    Cap
    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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  14. When Shane goes down on the ice, he isn't the only one to get hurt, and Ilya, broken and concussed, doesn't exactly keep his cool. Drugged up and so deeply in love they can't bear the thought of recovering apart, they come up with a plan to explain their sudden public friendship.
    or
    The long game isn't quite so long anymore, and the boys use the Irina Foundation as it was originally intended.

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  15. When Shane hears his teammates make homophobic comments about Scott Hunter, he starts to think that maybe Montreal isn't the place for him. Or, Shane joins the Centaurs earlier.

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  16. Since Shane Hollander’s painful public outing, things clearly haven’t been right with the Voyageurs. Still, everyone is shocked when Shane gets himself traded to the Ottawa Centaurs.

    Shane can’t completely explain it, to be honest, not in a way anyone else understands. He just knows this: he lost Ilya, lost the Voyageurs, lost his privacy and his choice. But hockey is still the love of Shane’s life. And he’s not going to lose that, too.

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  17. [Seven members of the Ottawa Centaurs stand in the backyard of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Each of the men holds a bag of candy as they joke with each other while Harris Drover sets up the shot. The sun is beginning to dip in the sky behind them, and the Stanley Cup sits on a makeshift stand made out of a cushioned lawn chair. Shane hovers close to the cup, and can be seen eyeing it with concern as Ilya watches him with amusement.]

    Shane: That doesn’t look very stable. We could have at least dragged the patio table out here.

    Ilya: It’s fine, sweetheart.

    Shane: I know, but it’s my day with the cup, I don’t want anything to happen to it.

    Ilya: Bood seasoned jerk chicken in there, yesterday. I think it will survive a little trauma candy salad dump in our backyard.

    Shane: That feels like a famous last words kind of scenario.

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  18. The extra bits cut from the Centaurs social media posts in Don't Think Too Hard.

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  19. Shane's first pride night in Ottawa. He catches a glimpse of his future in the crowd.

    Wyatt brushes the ice from his jersey and smiles at Shane through his face mask, “Yeah, it's a lot but… you had so little for so long. You should get to appreciate the a lot.”

    “You cannot make me cry before a game, Hayes,” Shane says, non-threateningly pointing a gloved finger at the goaltender.

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  20. Boodram: ???
    Hayes: huh?
    LaPointe: what
    Boyle: What is happening?
    Chouinard: wtf?
    Dykstra: the hell is happening here?
    Barrett: No offence but why is Hollander in here?

    Shane gets added to the Centaurs Group Chat. Ilya might have forgotten to mention a few things to his team.

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