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my love is mine, all mine by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-13
“I want to eat you,” Ilya tells him.
Shane laughs, loud and bright and carefree, and Ilya feels it blooming inside of his chest like a sunflower. It only makes the desire to consume him grow even stronger. Not in a crazy way (probably), but because he feels like he can never get enough of this man. His Shane. His husband. No amount of time, no amount of closeness, ever feels like it could be enough.
He wants them both to be eternal, wants to live with their ribcages locked together and their hearts thumping against each other.
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"So anyway," Hayden was saying, scrolling through his phone, "there's this steakhouse two blocks from here. Comeau's going, Bissonette, probably half the team. You guys in?"
Shane opened his mouth to respond, but J.J.'s fingers flexed against his inner thigh and the words died in his throat. He managed something that sounded vaguely like "Uh."
"That's not really an answer, bud." Hayden looked up, grinning. "Come on, when do we all hang out together? It'll be fun!"
Fun, Shane thought wildly, was not having J.J.'s hand creeping steadily toward his dick while trying to have a normal converstion with their friend. Though some traitorous part of his brain was filing this under incredibly hot for later examination.
(Set a couple years after "closet protocol", where teen J.J. and Shane kiss for the first time.)
- Part 4 of j.j.'s bisexual adventures
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why do you hate him? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-02-12
So that’s how Hayden found himself in Shane’s hospital room with Rozanov, JJ, and Shane’s parents, Yuna and David. Shane seemed to have managed to fall asleep despite all of the commotion, his eyes shut like he hadn’t a care in the world, like he didn’t have a concussion and broken collarbone and his archrival wasn’t currently in the room with him. Hayden was thankful for whatever painkillers they had him on to allow him to sleep so soundly.
Rozanov was glancing between the four of them, the doorway, and the single window in the room, his body language guarded. Maybe he was trying to figure out if he could jump out the window and survive a fall from the fourth floor, since they were actively blocking his only other exit out of the room.
“So, you are going to tell us, yes?” JJ said through gritted teeth. “What you were doing with Hollander.”
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Yet another fic where Shane high on painkillers terrorizes his loved ones, especially Ilya Rozanov. But even while high, he does pose an important question: is there any reason to hate Ilya, the person, as opposed to Rozanov, the hockey player? Does anyone other than him even know Ilya well enough to really hate him?
- Part 1 of hate Rozanov, not Ilya
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Missing You (Before You Even Leave) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-12
Boston and Montreal went into triple overtime, leading to late nights, oversleeping, and morning mistakes.
- Part 9 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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The Softest Place to Land by PrincessOfTheDesert
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-10
Barbecues. Pancakes. Movie nights. Emergency bakery runs. Shane and Ilya didn’t plan to become the emotional centre of their team. But somehow, their house is where everyone ends up when they need a place to stay. OR a glimpse into the lives of Ilya and Shane as married NHL stars playing for the Ottawa centaurs. A lot of domestic bliss, married life, teasing and locker-room chaos.
- Part 3 of The Rozanov-Hollanders in Ottawa
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was! Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander. [Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal. Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov. Their lips meet in a kiss. The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.] Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm. John Cook: [spluttering] Erm- Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday. (the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
- Part 11 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 4 of social media/texting hollanov
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Ilya Rozanov's Honest-to-God Motherfucking Boyfriend by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-10
So now they were heading to see Roz. Bood couldn’t lie and say he hadn’t pulled the A card for this hospital trip mostly to get to come and see Roz. No, not just Roz. Roz and his boyfriend. Roz and the honest-to-god motherfucking boyfriend that none of them had known that he’d had. Roz and the boyfriend he all but definitely moved to Ottawa for. Bood was over the fucking moon. There was no way in hell Rozanov was ever missing another barbecue.
A short sequel of sorts to 'Crashing' in which Bood and Dykstra make a trip to the hospital the day after Shane drives down to be with Ilya after the plane crash. Revelations, tenderness, and humour ensue.
- Part 2 of Crashing 'Verse
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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Outside of Ottawa by BetterLateThanNever
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-09
A snow storm forces the Cens' team bus to seek shelter on the way back from a game. Luckily for them they are close to the cottage. Unluckily for Shane and Ilya, Shane is also at the cottage. Set before Shane and Ilya are outed.
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- #79212206
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blueberry smoothie, no banana by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-09
“Does your heart beat for Scott?”
Kip doesn’t hesitate. He’s on fire today. Number one Blue Moon over Brooklyn maker and number one liar. “No.”
There’s a pause where Kip thinks he might have gotten away relatively scot-free, no pun intended, but then, Maria gets closer, narrowing her eyes at him in interrogation. “Are you sure?”
“I feel like you’re five minutes out from counting my pulse.”
Something sparkles in her eyes, and it makes Kip laugh for the first time all day. “That’s not a bad idea. How much does your heart rate increase when Scott walks in?” She places a hand over her own chest, making her hand thump. “Boom, boom, boom.” Her voice drops to a flat tone. “Oh no, he broke the scale.”
Kip slides another strawberry over. “Not funny, Maria.”
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Or: five times, post breakup that scott visits straw + berry for a smoothie + the one time he doesn't- Language:
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hollanov break the internet by moonlightdances
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-08
feelingshanetastic not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there IlyaRozanov81 ✅ do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here. feelingshanetastic HELLO?? thathollanovfan Why is no one talking about how comfortable Ilya’s thighs look OMG, @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer wanna share? ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✅ No.
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Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve. Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!” Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ” “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!” Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.” “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.” Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
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Pike and Boiziau, Amateur Detectives by gurlsrool
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-07
Usually, Hayden can accept that Shane's private life is none of his business. When he’s at home waiting on four kids hand and foot, it’s not like he's filling his days making deranged cork boards connecting Shane to every gay man in North America. But on the road, he has nothing to occupy his time besides the occasional Skype call and cable TV. It gets harder to ignore the fact that Shane’s swapping sweet nothings with a man he still won’t let himself talk about. Or: After the cottage, Shane comes out to his teammates but swears that he doesn't have a boyfriend. Unfortunately for him, Hayden and J.J. don't believe his lie for a second.
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- AO3:
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Princess Treatment or Bare Minimum?: Shane Hollander Edition by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-07
Shane agrees to participate in a reel (thanks Harris!), so naturally, Ilya’s right there with him. The internet has a lot to say about this viral interview.
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The top tweet read: Rozanov did not win that game. Hollander won it from the bench with VIBES and a JERSEY two sizes too big.
The side-by-side said it all: Ilya looking derailed by Shane casually adjusting his sleeve.
Another chimed in: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR CAPTAIN.
Ilya gets distracted mid-match because his husband wears his jersey.
Harris makes a PR decision. The internet makes it worse.
Featuring: one cursed jersey bet, one tired PR manager, and a fanbase that has decided Shane Hollander controls his husband with eye contact alone.
Translated into Chinese
- Part 2 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie. She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov? He was naked. She screamed. “Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!” Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked. “Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence. “Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered. Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much. (yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)
- Part 10 of ways they didn't find out
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“Do you think they’re engaged?”
“Or he’s thinking of popping the question,” David said.
“Private catered dinner,” Yuna said by way of agreement.
David patted her hand. “Let’s bring a nice bottle of something, just in case.”
Shane and Ilya host a dinner party. Each of the guests thinks they know why; most of them are wrong.
- Part 2 of Connecting the Two Dots
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-04
There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.
- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.
- Part 2 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
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I'd Take You Where Nobody Knows You by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-02
“So,” Kip said as he approached Scott, “you fell asleep during my lecture.”
Scott smirked, draping an arm over the back of the chair next to him and leaning back to gaze up at Kip innocently.
“Sorry, Professor. Perhaps there’s some extra credit I could do to make up for it?”Or- Kip isn’t the only one who likes to watch his husband at work.
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- #78787861