Summary:

June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten- year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1. Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped. AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.