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  1. Hammer: Sorry for worrying you
    And?
    Hammer: And what?
    That’s it?
    Hammer: What do you want me to say?

    Or, Brad Hammersmith learns a few important things, some of which he really should have known already, while doing a rather poor job of apologising for ghosting everybody.

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  2. oh my god

    Connors: it wasn't your fault marly he came out of nowhere you couldn't have anticipated it

    oh my god

    there was so much blood

    i cant fucking breathe

    Carmichael: where are you marly

    i hurt hollander

    fuck i swear i didn't mean to

    in which: Shane hollander is injured, subsequent issues are addressed, and one of our main-but-also-somehow-side-characters makes his true debut.

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  3. Cliff knew that this probably violated the promise he made to Roz when he had given him a spare key. It was for emergencies only. He hoped he kept his key privileges after tonight.

    Because throwing a surprise pizza/movie night in Roz’s own home for when he returned to Boston from his father’s funeral in Russia? That probably didn’t count as an emergency.

    But fuck it. Roz was his best friend, and while his father may have sucked, it’s still awful losing a parent. Roz should have his friends here, waiting to support him when he gets back.

    The only thing that could make this better was if Cliff knew who Jane was, so she could be here for him too.

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  4. The ice was not quite regulation size because he refused to take out the birch trees.

    But it was, Shane Hollander thought, perfect.

    This is not the story of how Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov fell in love - that story already happened - in hotel rooms and stolen moments between games, in secrets leaked and for hard fought for happiness. This is what comes after.

    Their relationship. Their marriage. The Cups. The years.

    The daughters who arrived and changed everything.

    Two little girls on a rink in Lanaudière, Quebec who were supposed to grow up and play together in the PWHL - until it became clear to their fathers as they circled each other on the ice with such a competitive heat, that rivalry was very much in their blood.

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  5. During his first World Juniors, Canada's Shane Hollander met America's Carter Vaughan in the hotel lobby and the rest is history.

    This story is a look at a Shane with a best friend who tugs him out of his shell, a friend who pushes him to expand his circle, who helps him find the confidence to stand up for himself. His journey isn't without pitfalls, but one change, one extra person solidly in his corner who loves every jagged piece of him, takes him to new places and lets him take new risks.

    -

    Or: what would happen if Carter 'Ally' Vaughan was Shane's best friend and maybe, just maybe, the gays were a little messier?

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  6. Roz: marly, wtf??
    didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?

    Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
    and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
    Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripper

    Hammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
    got in trouble with management for it
    they thought it was for harassment

    Connors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
    said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwich

    Carmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy

    Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!

    Roz: fucking stop it! all of you

    OR

    Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!

    A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.

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  7. Marly is hungover and absolutely not ready for a trivia brunch about Roz and Hollander the morning after their wedding. The Bears know almost nothing about the couple, so they fall back on what they do know, the lovely Montreal Jane, but the more they answer, the stranger it gets.

    Or, just how similar were Jane and Hollander, and how did Roz end up with what was a carbon copy of the same person? The lucky asshole.

    POV Cliff Marlow, who is the real MVP!

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  8. “Why are you doing all this?” His heart hammered in his chest. He wanted to drink the coffee but wasn’t sure he could keep his hands from trembling.
    “Only two things keep Shane Hollander from a spiral: being too hard or being too soft. Team took option one from me, I do option two.”

    My take on the winner's room and magical pussy curse tropes, with added pussy-obsessed Ilya Rozanov.

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  9. Ilya Rozanov is on a mission: get Shane Hollander to be DTF. Or fall in love with him, whatever. With the assistance of his helpful team-and-housemates Marly, Connor Connors and Victor St. Simon, many internet strangers via the manipulation of social media, working puppies and a derailed sleepover, Ilya and the boys enact the Fuck Hollander Plan.

    Unfortunately, Shane Hollander is perfectly, adorably, infuriatingly dumb.

    Ilya is forced to pivot.

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  10. HELP

    FUCK SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
    ADVICE I BEG OF YOU

    Connors: JESUS CHRIST MAN I'M HERE IM HERE

    Connors: IS ROZY DEAD WTF

    Connors: PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT DEAD

    no. im in the closet

    CarMinion: my dude. i love that for you

    CarMinion: and i support you, totally, but

    CarMinion: does your girlfriend know about this

    not like that

    literally

    i am in a janitorial closet in the hotel bar in tampa bay

    Hammersmith: im almost afraid to ask why

    bc they're together

    hollanov

    and they're like, talking

    at the bar

    roz is wearign the ugliest shirt ever

    its bright red hawaiian print

    and hollander clearly has no standards, bc he's eyefucking him anyways

    in which: the boston bears do their best at Operation: Hollanov in tampa bay, janitorial closets are involved, and there is a guest appearance.

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  11. Ilya Rozanov told the hockey gods his plans: sign in Ottawa, start a charity named after his mother, date Shane Hollander, play hockey until the shelves in the trophy room collapse, retire, come out (?), kiss his someday husband in every boring restaurant and boring grocery store and public place imaginable.

    After being carted off the ice with a career-threatening injury, Ilya has the distinct feeling he is being laughed at.

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  12. In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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  13. It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.

    Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.

    Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.

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  14. The Boston Raiders 100% foolproof plan to get Rozy his man back

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  15. St. Simon
    i've been thinking about this for the past twelve hours, and my single problem with all of this is that you cannot be this down bad for a fucking metro, roz

    Ovlichein
    sainty, i think i'd agree but this is The Shane Hollander

    ‘Los
    no fr, anyone else and id be the first one to say cap stand UP !!! but this is miss jane
    like pls, miss jane will you teach me your ways

    Breezy
    ^^^^^ THE Miss Jane

    OR: Shane gets added to a new group chat a mere twenty-four hours after the ghostly outing. It's a highlight, compared to all the other shit that's happening.

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  16. On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
    Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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  17. A drunk night with the Raiders leads to a vegas wedding. For green card reasons, off course.

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  18. Hammy <3 left the conversation.
    Sebbin added Hammy <3 to the conversation.
    Hammy <3 left the conversation.

    Or, Hammer doesn't want to be found, and Sebbin doesn't handle the silence well. The Bears try to help.

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  19. Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

    Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

    But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

    +++

    A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

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  20. Cliff's captain was missing again. 

    Or

    A glimpse into what could have happened if Shane hadn't gotten hurt.

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