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Part 5 of fixer upper (the boston remix)
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2026-04-23
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2026-10-29

they’re talking again, everyone shut the fuck up (this was totally because of us)

Summary:

HELP

FUCK SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
ADVICE I BEG OF YOU

Connors: JESUS CHRIST MAN I'M HERE IM HERE

Connors: IS ROZY DEAD WTF

Connors: PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT DEAD

no. im in the closet

CarMinion: my dude. i love that for you

CarMinion: and i support you, totally, but

CarMinion: does your girlfriend know about this

not like that

literally

i am in a janitorial closet in the hotel bar in tampa bay

Hammersmith: im almost afraid to ask why

bc they're together

hollanov

and they're like, talking

at the bar

roz is wearign the ugliest shirt ever

its bright red hawaiian print

and hollander clearly has no standards, bc he's eyefucking him anyways

in which: the boston bears do their best at Operation: Hollanov in tampa bay, janitorial closets are involved, and there is a guest appearance.

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