Summary:

In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

(This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.