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  1. Missing Messages by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-13

    JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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  2. Ilya Rozanov's secret ao3 account by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Men’s Hockey RPF Summary: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander first meeting off ice during World Juniors. Published: July 3, 2010 A/N - originally wrote in 2008, cross upload from livejournal account because this site is better. My english not so good but is better than when I wrote. I was 17 when I wrote. Do not flame me for underage. Help on english welcome. Chapter 1 Ilya Rozanov, best and most winning hockey player in ever was in middle of nowere Canada for world juniors. He was smoking behind practice rink before bracket 3 when other person come. Rozanov was frustrated at interruption. Rink time big and very much and smoke break was very important routine. Rozanov did not pay attention to first words spoken but shown hand to shake. Looking to other person, was Shane Hollander. Canadian captain that was also media talked about for tournament. Rozanov shook hand. Hollander was very pretty. Even in stupid Canadian hat and big winter clothes. Smile was warm and beautiful. Face covered in pretty spots that looked like stars (A/N looked up word - freckles?). Made pretty shapes that danced when talking. Very good kiss making face. No kiss happened. Hollander talked more. Freckles stayed beautiful. How was so pretty boy going to be big scary hockey player? Skill yes, weak backhand, but scary for fights. Rozanov and Hollander shook hands again. Rozanov promised he would win tournament, but was sure Hollander would be in final. Comments: NaruSasufan4821: You’re doing so good sweetie! I also used fics to get better at English and it really helped. Way more fun that way! Guest: I was scared when I saw the pairing but written in 2008 makes a bit more sense! Can you imagine the biggest rivals ever being a ship XD :Hotontheice! I mean, is this your first fandom?? Rivals to shipping is our bread and butter GrammarRuelz: Honestly, I don’t even want to give your english any notes, I have so much respect for you for taking on fic writing in a language you’re learning! This fic is a couple years old now from when you wrote it. I don’t have livejournal but I hope you’ll post your others on here and maybe I could help beta any that you write after this? Guest: What a fucked up pairing girl Number One Draft by lilybestbackhand, Men’s Hockey RPF Summary: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander after NHL Draft Picks in 2008 Published: July 3, 2010 A/N - originally wrote in 2009, cross upload from livejournal account because this site is better. My english not so good but is better than when I wrote. Help on english welcome.
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    2026-04-12

    Ilya Rozanov knew his English wasn't the best. As one of his ways to improve it, he started reading stories that fans wrote about hockey players on the internet. After meeting Shane Hollander, he decided to try writing some of these stories. To improve his English, of course. Or, Rozanov journaled all of his interactions with Hollander in English and posted them as fanfics online.

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  3. Scott + Ilya vs. The Homophobes by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-10

    Scott and Ilya put up a united front against all the homophobic assholes in the league. Well, maybe not that united. But at least they're changing the narrative a bit, one homophobe at a time.

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  4. Sweet and Bitter by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-04-10

    Shane Hollander can’t keep sitting on his couch, nursing a broken leg and watching his team drown without him. He’ll do anything to fill the gap hockey left behind, even something as stupid as competing on Celebrity MasterChef.

    Shane wants a distraction so big he’ll forget hockey, forget Rozanov, and especially forget that afternoon in Boston, and the outstretched hand he walked away from. Unfortunately for Shane, ignoring Rozanov won’t be so easy when he’s one table away, wearing a matching apron, and talking to the cameras about the recipes that shaped his childhood.

    (Or: Right after the tuna-melt scene, both Shane and Ilya get injured, and to fill the time they both decide to go on Celebrity MasterChef.)

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  5. three babies in the backseat singin' to you by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-10

    St. Simon
    i've been thinking about this for the past twelve hours, and my single problem with all of this is that you cannot be this down bad for a fucking metro, roz

    Ovlichein
    sainty, i think i'd agree but this is The Shane Hollander

    ‘Los
    no fr, anyone else and id be the first one to say cap stand UP !!! but this is miss jane
    like pls, miss jane will you teach me your ways

    Breezy
    ^^^^^ THE Miss Jane

    OR: Shane gets added to a new group chat a mere twenty-four hours after the ghostly outing. It's a highlight, compared to all the other shit that's happening.

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  6. brátishka by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-04-10

    Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.

    Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.

    Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.

    Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it. Like him being in the mob. Or having rabies.

    In which Ilya Rozanov and Yuri Plisetsky are brothers, and the world changes with the most minute of connections.

    Now featuring Shane and Ilya's POVs on the canon divergence starting from chapter 5.

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  7. @Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-09

    On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
    Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
    POV Cliff Marlow <3

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  8. #breakupwithhim by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-09

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

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    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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  9. #getLilyout by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-09

    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21 Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on?? Clara @hockeyfan101 Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash. Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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  10. April's Fool by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-08

    "Ilya was a genius. Like, actually.
    The next match between Ottawa and Montreal was played in Ottawa in three weeks. On April 1st.
    April Fool’s Day.
    And Ilya, the ultimate prankster, had the perfect idea.
    He just needed to bring Shane on board."

    The prank goes exactly as planned. The team never sees it coming.

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  11. Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-08

    When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:

    It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.

    Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.

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  12. Vent Posting on a Burner Account by

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    2026-04-07

    Lily's Jane @jane1221
    Too many hockey players that think anyone gives a shit about them outside their circle. Nobody thinks about you Drapeau! You look like every drunk uncle

    Lily's Jane @jane1221
    Watching Ilya Rozanov play with the Centaurs feels like watching Michelangelo draft the sistine chapel. Messy now but its going to be the most beautiful team in the league when hes done

    Ilya: my love
    Shane: What?
    Ilya: you are the best thing that has ever happened to me

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  13. The Real Scoop (It's always the quiet ones) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-07

    Post-game press goes off the rails when a reporter confronts Shane about a new TMZ article: MLH Star Shane Hollander Has a Secret Girlfriend—And He Treats Her Like This?

    Shane’s texts had been leaked. They’d figured out he was dating Lily, and that the way he talked to her was… rough. They’d figured out he liked to get fucked. But they’d come to the completely wrong conclusions.

    They thought Shane Hollander was a secret misogynist who got pegged by his girlfriend.

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  14. The Body Problem by

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    2026-04-06

    Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.

    Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.

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  15. when the right one comes along by

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    2026-04-06

    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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  16. problem solved: rozanov + pike(!) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-06

    Cliff Marlow arrives at the 2020 all-star game at 4p.m.

    Cliff Marlow is kidnapped by Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov before 5p.m.

    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Or, Cliff Marlow learns of a secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and a Voyaguer.

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  17. White Wedding by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-04-06

    A drunk night with the Raiders leads to a vegas wedding. For green card reasons, off course.

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  18. yuna hollander, momager extraordinaire by

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    2026-04-05

    ilya and shane have a legal problem on their hands. who're they gonna call? yuna hollander! *please read the first work in this series first! this will not make sense if you haven't read that!

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  19. Last Seen 48 Hours Ago by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-04-05

    Hammy <3 left the conversation.
    Sebbin added Hammy <3 to the conversation.
    Hammy <3 left the conversation.

    Or, Hammer doesn't want to be found, and Sebbin doesn't handle the silence well. The Bears try to help.

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  20. Is this thing on? by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-04

    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

    * * *

    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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