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Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth
Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
Shane: Oh my God stop
Ilya: What? I do thatOr: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.
- Part 7 of the secret society of stick handlers
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Figure Skating for Hockey Players by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-12
The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.
He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.
The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.
In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…
- Part 1 of crackin' open a cold one
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Shane is ready to come out to Hayden.
Hayden is thrilled his friend is ready to tell him about his autism.
- Part 3 of Hayden Pike Allying too Close to the Sun
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Hayden knows he's not the smartest guy in the world. He's got a decent hockey IQ — good enough to make him the Metros second round draft pick the year before Shane — but he doesn't read for fun like some people. He's street smart, and if this Tracie chick can be a movie star and get cat-fished that means it can happen to any celebrity.
Maybe even a celebrity that lets his momager handle the bulk of his social media.
Maybe especially his sweet, sheltered friend who has a secret girlfriend he's never let anyone see. Or told how they met. Or even video-called — fuck regular called — in the hotel room he shared with his best friend and teammate.
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mixed messages by UglyGreenJacket
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-08
Hayden: Babe. Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay? Jackie: Definitely. Hayden: Wait, seriously? Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years. Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden? Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but. Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me… Jackie: What did it say? Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out? Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad. Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.
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Ilya ‘My husband Shane Hollander’ Rozanov by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-07
The Boston Bears find out that Ilya Rozanov is extremely obnoxious about being married.
or, Ilya Rozanov is forced to remember that his former Stanley Cup winning roster was made up of dumb hockey players.
POV Cliff Marlow because I think he's hot.
- Part 1 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 2 of Chronicles of the Boston bar with the sticky tables
- Part 2 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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People Who Know (Who's With Who?) by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-07
To make Shane & Ilya's relationship less noticeable on stan twitter, their friends agree to fan the flames of some other ships.
Featuring: Ilya & Hayden being forced to flirt online, everyone inviting themselves to an orgy with Shane, & the Boston Raiders making sure everyone knows this is a JOKE, seriously, they're just joking, guys.
- Part 1 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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Question: Do you have nicknames for each other?
1 point: No, and I wish we did. 2 points: No, but I don’t really like nicknames, anyways. 3 points: Yes, he’s my shnookums and I’m his pookie-bear!
“What is… shnookums?” Ilya muttered. “And what is this type of bear?”On his flight to the cottage, Ilya completes Cosmopolitan’s “Situationship or Relationship” quiz for him and Shane.
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”Shane Hollander of the Montreal Metros has been accused of homophobia after making an insensitive joke regarding gay marriage. This is especially hurtful due to its timing — following a shutout game against the New York Admirals, where Captain Scott Hunter resides as the only openly gay player in the MLH. Our insider source confirms this is not the first time Hollander has expressed his negative opinion on the LGBT+ community.
Our team has reached out to Hollander’s representative staff and is awaiting a response.”
Or: Five times Hollanov tries to come out only for nobody to believe them, and one time it sticks.- Part 12 of Hollanov
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Amber Pike Has Three Dads by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-04
I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-04
“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–” Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair. Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing. (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)
- Part 10 of Crashing out over Hollanov
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Hockey Canada ☑️ @HockeyCanada
Take in the sights and sounds with the best of Canadian hockey at Olympic orientation camp in Banff!↳ gay jess @pikesbian
jesus christ holly looks so miserable golfingdan 🏒 @twinkshane
its crazy that shane hollander is the best hockey player of all time, has a fat ass, and is a genuinely good guy… all while being beautiful and gay… how does he do it↳ Ilya Rozanov ☑️ @ilyarozanov
he also has a very handsome talented husband did you knowOr: Shane Hollander and the 2022 Olympics through the eyes of hockey twitter.
- Part 3 of nothing that i don’t already know
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Ilya: I think Shane is going to break up with me. Bood: I’m sorry…what? Hayes: You think Shane Hollander is going to break up with you? Hayes: Shane Hollander. Hayes: The Shane Hollander who learned Russian for you? Bood: The Shane Hollander who drives back and forth from Montreal any chance he gets to see you? Barrett: The Shane Hollander who started a charity with you and named it after your mother? Bood: The Shane Hollander who just generally puts up with you and seems mostly happy about it? Ilya: It does boggle the mind. Ilya: But yes, I’m almost certain of it.
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Trending: J.A.N.E.I.F.Y.'s New Song Just Dropped And We're All Asking by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-27
Shane loves his husband. He really does! But sometimes, it can be hard to put that love into words.
So maybe, when he tried to put it into words, he ended up writing a couple songs.
And maybe he released them under a fake name.
And maybe they got insanely popular somehow.
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AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.
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If Yuna had been a different kind of person: one with a different mother, perhaps, with different scars, then maybe she would have embraced her gift. Cultivated it, shared it.
Instead she pretended it didn’t exist. Except for the times when she couldn’t avoid it.
Mich put it down to the grass Yuna had smoked at the Halloween party the following night.
Grass didn’t do this.
Déjà vu wasn’t quite right. She’d had that before. No, this was knowing that what she’d seen was going to happen. In the future. Sera vu, or something like that. Preemptive.
She did not call it Seeing. Not even to herself.
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by UglyGreenJacket
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-22
[An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas] @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. Posted on February 12 2:30 pm *** @ssmith20 wut? @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander. @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game. @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right?
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Shane reveals to Hayden that Boston Lily is a Bear. Hayden knows exactly what that means.
(He does not)
OR: Hayden cares so much about being a good gay ally that he forgets the Boston Bears exist.
- Part 2 of Hayden Pike Allying too Close to the Sun
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Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-19
I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it. Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
Luca: Of course
Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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