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  1. Changeover by

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    2026-09-19

    Prince Alexander Bergström bribes his sister for her Wimbledon seat because: hockey.

    (Spoiler: it's not hockey)

    Alex has never wanted anything badly enough to work for it. And then he meets Shane Hollander.

    Or: Alex's POV of Break Point, and everything he didn't say.

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    26,474
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #92760981

  2. Boston Babes by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

    2026-09-19

    Shane didn't hate being one of the girls as much as he thought he would.

    Ilya was going to regret giving them his number.

    Language:
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    6,525
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79339926

  3. Professional Idiots by

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    2026-09-18

    "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

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    10,732
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #91391131

  4. Legends Aren’t Born, They’re Made ® by

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    2026-09-17

    “Lyubimiy, do you want me to push the seat ba—?” “JUST FUCKING DRIVE, ILYA!” Shane shouted, effectively cutting him off with a roar as he fumbled for the handle along the Cherokees’ ceiling. OR: Babies are unpredictable. Especially those whose other father happens to be one, Ilya Hollander-Rozanov, the king of all wild cards. (And apparently the jack of all trades, midwifery now included.) Thank god Jeeps are made to Do Anything ®. +Now with art! (and an announcement)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #91017271

  5. ass-thetic by

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    2026-09-14

    Hazy: Okay, I just talked with Harris.

    Hazy: Ugly pants exchange for the next away game is a go.

    Shane: Didn't we just do this?

    Shane: Are we really going to subject ourselves to this again?

    Bood: Those were shirts, Hollander. 👕

    Bood: These are pants. 👖

    Bood: See the difference?

    Shane: There is not enough difference in the world to make me want to do this again.

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #92205421

  6. Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by

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    2026-09-09

    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    19,322
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #86796417

  7. Doctor Who Much? by

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    2026-09-07

    “Can I?” Shane asked quietly, staring at his lips.

    Rozanov would punch him. Shane would bend time and never come down to the gym in the first place. Simple.

    Except no. Rozanov put the bottle down and pulled Shane into his lap.

    What?..

    ...

    Shane can travel back in time whenever he regrets something. This is particularly inconvenient for a man prone to regretting awkward conversations.

    Somehow, time travel becomes therapy and these two idiots learn to talk.

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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #92152611

  8. Lucky Like That by

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    2026-09-07

    Ilya is always thinking about things. The upcoming trade deadline and how it might shake up the team. His last call with his father. Freckles.

    What he is not thinking about is how sometimes cars ignore pedestrian walk signs.

    And he is definitely not thinking, when as they are wheeling him towards emergency surgery, he asks them to call the one person he always feels safe with.

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    Or, pre-relationship, circa situationship, Ilya gets hit by a cab in midtown New York (embarrassing) and asks the hospital to call Shane Hollander (more embarrassing).

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83057351

  9. Internet Dad by

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    2026-09-07

    Shane: Mom.

    Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?

    Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

    Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.

    Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.

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    1
    AO3:
    #90599611

  10. The Dinosaur Support Group by

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    2026-09-06

    What if Scott Hunter was waiting for an elevator in Vegas?

    What if Shane and Ilya had an emotional support Old Man and his Art History Twink?

    Language:
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    258,650
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76857821

  11. Drawing a Line by

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    2026-09-02

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been best friends since they were twelve. They were attached at the hip, as much as two straight guys could be. Everyone accepted that Shane and Ilya were just being Shane and Ilya. Or: Shane and Ilya think they know where to draw the line between straight best friends and whatever the hell they keep doing.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    3 versions
    AO3:
    #87404031

  12. most likely to by

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    2026-08-31

    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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    AO3:
    #91687116

  13. Effortlessly Spectacular by

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    2026-08-31

    “Were you thinking of also bringing clothes?” Shane asked, glancing into Ilya’s suitcase.

    “Do you think we will need them?”

    “I’m just saying you might want the option of going outside,” Shane said, dropping a kiss on Ilya’s shoulder and wandering into the closet.

    Ilya was obviously going to pack clothing, he just had priorities. Like making sure their whole sex toy collection would fit into his suitcase, not to mention two of the biggest bottles of lube he’d been able to find.

    “Take the batteries out of anything that vibrates,” Shane called. Ilya rolled his eyes. What was he, an amateur? “Do you think I should bring two pairs of walking shoes or is one enough?”

    “How many walking tours are we going on?”

    “I don’t know.”

    “How do you not know? What have you been doing for the past month?”

    “Research! But I didn’t book anything yet in case we decide we want to just sit by the pool for ten days instead.”

     

    Or: Shane and Ilya Go Honeymooning. Set after The Long Game.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    3 versions
    AO3:
    #39085542

  14. Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-08-29

    Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

    Language:
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    94,846
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83581976

  15. Lily-Jane's Agency by

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    2026-08-26

    '𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙄𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙣.' '𝙋𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮—𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙥.' '"𝙄 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝘽𝙚 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙": 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝘾𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚' ・・・・・ "What now, Daddy?" the boy asked, his voice quiet and curious. "And now..." Shane smiled, resting his forehead against the boy's. "You're going to come live with me. Forever. Just you and me, buddy."

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    25/25
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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #89486481

  16. Shane Hollander Doesn’t Do Cheat Days by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-19

    Shane Hollander doesn’t do cheat days. Not with his training. Not with his diet. Not with his life. Then a ridiculously attractive Russian-Italian chef in Milano force-feeds him the best ravioli he’s ever had and calls him a good boy and things spiral from there. Between Olympic pressure, impossible expectations, and a connection neither of them is ready to name, Shane finds himself unraveling in ways he doesn’t understand.

    Language:
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    46,967
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83764621

  17. when the lights go out by

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    2026-08-18

    Ilya feels his phone buzz a few times on his way to the elevator, probably everyone confirming they are on the move. He waits until the doors close to check who their group will be tonight.

    Lane: I’m out guys my ankle is killing me

    Chuck: pussy

    Tanner: cmon Lane don’t be a baby

    Lars: we are coming down as soon as Nosey stops texting his mommy

    Nosey: uh guys wtf
    Nosey: did you see this?
    Nosey: http://www.twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/2693739470000000036

    Marly: holy shit
    Marly: did someone try to kill Hollander

    or

    The season after Sochi and the Las Vegas night, Ilya comes back from the summer ready to reignite his hookups with Shane Hollander. But the Metros captain seems to have bigger problems, mainly, that someone might be trying to kill him.

    Language:
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    33,352
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #88534971

  18. all the ways you drive me crazy. by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-17

    “Found you.”

    Hollander closed the folder. “Mr. Rozanov.”

    “I’ve got something for you.”

    Before Shane could ask what he meant, Ilya placed the decorated badge on the counter between them. “Your ID badge.”

    Shane looked first at the badge clipped to his white coat, then at the one lying on the counter.

    “…My ID badge?”

    Or

    Where Shane is temporarily transferred to the pediatric ward after the previous anesthesiologist quits, only to find himself dealing with a crazy, curly-haired blonde nurse who already had his eyes on him.

    Language:
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    39,715
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    6/6
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    1
    AO3:
    #90070021

  19. the practical (accidental) acquisition of a husband by

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    2026-08-17

    After a viral photo outs Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov while they're still busy pretending their years-long situationship is mostly just sex, the fallout gets complicated fast. The world reacts badly. Their teams react worse. Ilya's future in North America starts to look alarmingly fragile, and Shane, who has never met a disaster he didn't try to control into submission, throws himself into fixing what can still be fixed.

    Ilya has spent his whole life being wanted for the wrong reasons and discarded for the right ones. Shane has spent his whole life believing that if he is careful enough, good enough, controlled enough, he can keep disaster from reaching the people he loves.

    A practical solution emerges, then a house, then rings.

    Somehow, by the time they say their vows, both of them are certain they are the only one who means them.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Files:
    4 versions
    AO3:
    #84170661

  20. *Hollander by

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    2026-08-16

    [Two men in suits sit behind a sports desk in the Canadian Tire Centre. The arena behind them is full as players begin to circle on the ice for warmups.]

    Johnny: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the Canadian Tire Centre for the home opener of the Ottawa Centaurs. I'm Johnny Bernard.

    Martin: And I'm Martin Thomas. We're glad you're here with us for what appears is already shaping up to be interesting evening.

    Johnny: Yes, it's been a wild few months in the hockey world with the outing of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov and then Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa. And here tonight, the players took to the ice a few moments ago, and it appears Ilya Rozanov is wearing a jersey that says 'Hollander' on the back.

    Martin: He was also announced as Ilya Hollander. There's been no comment or announcement from the team regarding the name and there doesn't seem to be anyone else who's name is different, so we're not really sure what's going on with that.

    Johnny: Is Rozanov just showing support? Did they get married? Was he adopted? We're really in the dark here.

    Martin: We really are, and I can't imagine the League will be thrilled about this however it shakes out.

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    1
    AO3:
    #90667031
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