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Vancouver General Hospital has very strict rules about workplace relationships, and Dr. Shane Hollander and Dr. Ilya Rozanov follow every single one. The only problem is that they’re married. And no one knows.
- Part 3 of hockey didn’t happen
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"Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."
"And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."
The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.
"That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.
The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.
Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.
- Part 5 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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A Study in the Statistical Likelihood of Disaster by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-13
Shane Hollander has always known the risk wasn’t going to be zero.
Sneaking into a rival team’s hotel late at night to meet Ilya Rozanov comes with a margin of error.
Unfortunately, statistics say that if you do something long enough, eventually the math catches up with you.
He just didn’t see this one particular risk coming.
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- AO3:
- #81115001
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The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.
Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
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- #79610551
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Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you Shane: Oh my God stop Ilya: What? I do that Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.
- Part 7 of the secret society of stick handlers
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- 3 versions
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zuko nation @yaoionice tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others oh captain my captain @jimothykirk Replying to @yaoionice RIGHT like i think love might be real dani @danisqueerbar Replying to @jimothykirk we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms) Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.
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- AO3:
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Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
Dykstra: define aliveOR
A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.
- Part 2 of Ottawa Centaurs Gone Wild
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- #81016366
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Svetlana named the conversation 'Strip Club' by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-10
Svetlana
Jackie please note I am not trying to seduce your husbandJackie
oh honey I’d happily watch that!!Svetlana
I would break himRose
yes you would---
Or, Jackie’s POV during Hayden and Svetlana’s best man adventures, ft. more chaotic group chats, new friendships, and ill-advised partying.
- Part 2 of hollanov wedding "planning"
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Outtakes from the world of Fuckboy Fuzz, in which Scott crashes out post-breakup, gets a horrible haircut, comes out three years early (in the most ridiculous possible fashion) and makes everyone around him very concerned.
- Part 2 of Fuckboy Fuzz (And Related Fuckery)
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Shane is ready to come out to Hayden.
Hayden is thrilled his friend is ready to tell him about his autism.
- Part 3 of Hayden Pike Allying too Close to the Sun
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Rozanov waited for Barrett and Eric to answer, then looked at Scott with a glint in his eye that never meant anything good. “I will have a Scott Hunter, please.”
Scott rolled his eyes. “You didn’t even like that drink last time.”
Ilya smirked. “True, but maybe Scott Hunter is, how do you say, a grower?” He followed the statement with a wink. Bastard.
Or: Scott finds out.
- Part 5 of Bee's Heated Rivalry Fics
- Part 1 of shed some light on me (please)
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Then, a body slipped under the covers. Then, lightning quick, a strong, muscled arm wrapped around Hayden’s waist, and he was pulled into a warm, male, and very naked body. A hand moved down quickly to his ass before he could make a sound. He screamed, and shoved the body away. The man shouted back. Hayden froze. That was definitely not Shane's voice. Hayden ripped the covers off his head. “What the fuck-“ His voice cracked as he took in the face of the man behind him. No. Why the holy hell was he seeing Ilya Rozanov's face right now? (drunk hayden sleeps in shane's bed and is surprised with a visit from ilya)
- Part 14 of ways they didn't find out
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Unknown Number
Pike
prepare yourself
you have a lot to make up for after fucking Brad so take this seriouslyI’m sorry who is this??
Unknown Number
Ilya’s best manoh my god
is this fucking cliff marlow?Unknown Number
No
much prettier and wiser
My name is Svetlana---
Shane and Ilya are very chill about their wedding planning. Thankfully, their best men are more than ready to step up.
- Part 1 of hollanov wedding "planning"
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- #80848116
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mixed messages by UglyGreenJacket
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-08
Hayden: Babe. Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay? Jackie: Definitely. Hayden: Wait, seriously? Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years. Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden? Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but. Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me… Jackie: What did it say? Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out? Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad. Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.
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- #80871766
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Ilya ‘My husband Shane Hollander’ Rozanov by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-07
The Boston Bears find out that Ilya Rozanov is extremely obnoxious about being married.
or, Ilya Rozanov is forced to remember that his former Stanley Cup winning roster was made up of dumb hockey players.
POV Cliff Marlow because I think he's hot.
- Part 1 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 2 of Chronicles of the Boston bar with the sticky tables
- Part 2 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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Vanessa started dating her long-term boyfriend the same year that his team drafted rookie superstar Ilya Rozanov. Now, it's a decade and several teams later and Montreal traded to get Rhys to add to their defensive for their attempt at back to back Cups for the second time during the Hollander Era.
Nothing could have prepared her for who she found waiting for her in the Montreal WAGs group chat.
- Part 1 of Texting Fics Are Fun (Hollanov)
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Jackie Pike is pregnant, again. Ilya decides this is the perfect opportunity to throw a party.
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Jackie suddenly appeared behind Hayden. She was smiling widely as she took her place next to Hayden, slipping her arm round her husband. "Shane, Ilya, so glad you guys made it!"
With one arm, Rozanov pulled her out of Hayden's embrace and twirled her around. "Ah, I have missed you Jackie. You are looking very sexy today, well done."
Patrice's jaw dropped.
Surely even Ilya Rozanov wasn't flirting with another man's wife in front of her husband and his own husband?
Pat glanced at Kate, giving her his 'I told you so' look.
But Jackie just laughed. "Thank you, Ilya."
"You are very welcome. Is tragic for you now your husband is so old. Anyway, here is gift for old man. I wanted to give Viagra-"
"Oi!"
Jesus, this guy didn't know when to stop, did he?
"-But Shane said was 'inappropriate'," He made finger quotes with his fingers as he spoke and then shrugged, a shit-eating grin on his face. "Sorry, Jackie, I tried to help."
Asshole.
(hayden's birthday party sees 3 metros, and their assumptions about hollanov, corrected)
- Part 8 of from the outside
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Ilya Rozanov becomes friends with Kip and Scott via Twitter. Things go a little differently...
Social media/texting-style fic
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-04
“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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- AO3:
- #80504906