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  1. Dykstra: Today is the day!
    Hollander: Remind me why Ilya and I are the ones taking them?
    Bood: You and Roz already handle Luca’s doctor’s appointments anyways
    Bood: It was only a matter of time.
    Chouinard: That fact is still crazy to me.
    Harris: Mom and Dad taking their kids to the doctor!

    OR

    The Centaurs rookies need to get their wisdom teeth out. Why not together and all at once? Oh also Shane and Ilya are responsible for them. Mostly Shane.

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  2. Rozanov: need your big dick at my place tn
    Rozanov: 7pm

    Marley: i'll be there 💦😏

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    Ilya Rozanov's texts get leaked. Fortunately, his texts with Jane fly (mostly) under the radar. His texts with Cliff... not so much.

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    AO3:
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  3. Time for the highlight of the night.

    As Boston’s General Manager, Barry had plenty of professional goals for his evening at the NHL awards. His singular personal goal, however, was to see Coach Theriault pop a fucking blood vessel.

    He and LeClaire had already succeeded in trapping Theriault in conversation when Barry heard a very familiar Russian accent from over by the bar.

    Well, a good manager knows how to delegate.

    Barry waved Rozanov over to join them. Yuna Hollander noticed and stuck close to the kid’s side, her sharp gaze assessing as she too moved to join the conversation. Even better. Even fucking better.

    Beside him, Theriault’s face had already turned a dangerous shade of red.

    ----
    Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander and Coach Theriault walk into a bar...

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  4. After an eventful loss to Montreal the night before, Coach LeClaire is happy to get his team on the road back to Boston. It's only when they're about to go through Customs that he realizes the Raiders have a stowaway on their bus.

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  5. Cliff makes the mistake of sending the CBAT post/song to Ilya

    Ilya takes it to Twitter

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  6. Ilya doesn't go into their game against Philly intending to hate Gritty, contrary to Shane's assumptions. He has it all worked out. It's just going to be a fun little bit that he does. Gritty has a menacing energy that should vibe well with Ilya's everything.

    In their second year as captains of the Nordiques, Shane and Ilya have more challenges to face, including a team that is now aware of them as a couple, anxious new additions, flirtatious mascots, and a hockey world that is finally responding to change...

    Direct sequel to domoy, wherein Shane and Ilya go to the Quebec Nordiques in this AU’s expansion draft and come out to the world, and Yuri, Yuuri, and Viktor move to Canada.

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    AO3:
    #83863746
  7. Shane Hollander has a type. It's not his fault that his hookups keep turning out to be other MLH players.

    or: finding community in a group of gay hockey players who have all hooked up with the same person

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    AO3:
    #83947446
  8. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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    AO3:
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  9. In which Kip asks Shane if any other hockey players have ever hooked up, and various secrets come to light.

    (Featuring Shane Hollander being a menace, husbands flirting in public, queer found family, and a non-linear narrative.)

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    AO3:
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  10. June 2016

    Shane hefts the Stanley Cup over his head for a second time, a numb joy settling over him.

    The partners and families of the Voyageurs flood down to the ice in a rush. His parents have come down, visibly proud.

    And yet this year, it somehow feels a little worse, because Ilya wasn't next to them, cheering in a HOLLANDER jersey.

    After coming out as friends and revealing the figure skating rivalry in their families, Shane and Ilya must face the challenges of the coming years, while Yuuri and Yuri face dilemmas of their own...

    In which I ask the question: What if Shane and Ilya went to the Quebec Nordiques?

    A direct sequel to brátishka, featuring social media, texting, emails, and a whole lot of canon divergence.

    Extras start in Chapter 14!

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    AO3:
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  11. After tuna meltdown, Shane had to go back inside. What he saw changed everything.

    (Or, the lovers to friends to boyfriends fic that has eaten my brain.)

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    AO3:
    #83535286
  12. 90 mins ago, he was on the ice about to play Ilya and kick his ass. 85 mins ago, he was outed on national television because his dramatic boyfriend couldn’t handle seeing concealer on his freckles.

    No homophobia in my fic, sorry, everyone will be nice because Shane and Ilya deserve nice things.

    Takes place 2017-2018 ish, Ilya is still in Boston, and they have been dating for a year or so. Kind of AU. Let's pretend Rose was a year earlier.

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    5/5
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    AO3:
    #79817651
  13. “When we play Boston…” The first star had gone to Shane or Rozanov all four games this season, despite them playing on the second line for three of them, but that couldn’t always be the case, and if the excited rumblings of teammates in the Metros locker room about “putting that bitch Rozanov in his place” were mirrored on the Raider’s side—Rozanov’s snort cut through the thought.

    “Then you are mine. Easy.”

    Shane's not freaking out about The Winner's Room

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    AO3:
    #83496881
  14. Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.

    Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.

    Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.

    Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it. Like him being in the mob. Or having rabies.

    In which Ilya Rozanov and Yuri Plisetsky are brothers, and the world changes with the most minute of connections.

    Now featuring Shane and Ilya's POVs on the canon divergence starting from chapter 5.

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    AO3:
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  15. What happens when a rookie's girlfriend sends him with a copy of The Deal by Elle Kennedy?

     

    “What are you guys doing?” Troy asks. Then he looks to Shane. “Do I even want to know?”

    Shane shakes his head, Luca doing the same, but Ilya is already answering, “Reading smut Pointy’s girl gave him.”

    “I wanna see!”

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  16. After the Montreal/Boston game, Ilya gets a phone call. His father is dead. There are no flights back to Russia until the morning. Ilya gets too drunk at the bar with Marleau and insists on being taken to Shane’s address when he leaves the bar.

    Shane is surprised that he doesn’t hear from Ilya after the game and even more surprised to find Marleau holding Ilya up on his doorstep at one in the morning.

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    AO3:
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  17. After a busy day, Shane gets overstimulated at a Centaurs party. Ilya helps him.

     

    “Do you want to tell me what happened, moy lyubimyy?”

    Shane leans forward until his forehead rests in the space between Ilya’s neck and shoulder.

    “Just a lot,” he mumbles. “Smells. Noise. Too much.”

    “Busy day, hmm? Good thing we have a break now. We can do whatever you want next two days. We can do it all of the next two days. Make the team jealous.”

    He waggles his eyebrows even though Shane can’t see. But Shane doesn’t smile or huff. He just presses harder into Ilya’s shoulder, ducking his head like he wants to hide.

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  18. Shane Hollander was traded to the Ottawa Centaurs without ever being outed. His relationship with Ilya Rozanov is still a secret to most people.
    Everything was going just fine, until they both get added to the Centaurs WAGs group chat.

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    AO3:
    #80645731
  19. Roz: it’s weird with her
    Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
    Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
    Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
    Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
    Roz: weird, right?

    Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy

    Roz: no, no
    Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
    Roz: or text her but not dick pics
    Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
    Roz: its confusing, hard to explain

    Cliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person

    Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

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    AO3:
    #80972336
  20. Various observations through the years as people realize just what Shane and Ilya mean together in a world where they weren't publicly outted by Brad.

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    AO3:
    #81911616
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