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  1. Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
    Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

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    Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.

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  2. After stumbling and falling in the game against the Centaurs, Shane is accused by his teammates and the Montreal Metros management team of throwing the game to Ilya as a result of their relationship being exposed after the FanMail incident.
    Shane is forced to give a post-game interview in the midst of a dissociative episode.
    Until an incriminating question from a reporter causes the rubber band inside him to snap, and Shane says all the things he shouldn't say.
    Except that he actually should.

    Or,
    aka the author ranting about the Montreal Metros/Voyageurs being assholes.

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  3. Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

    Montreal Metros’ new Center, William Dubois, says the Metros aren’t intimidated by their recent loss, while former Captain, Shane Hollander-Rozanov, still literally looms large

    -or-

    A lot of people are obsessed with Shane Hollander. He's only obsessed with one person.

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  4. Yuna and David watch the 2017 MLH All-Star Weekend on television and speculate as to what the heck is going on with their son and Ilya.

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  5. Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
    Shane Hollander-Rozanov hangs up his skates for the night to sit with the other SAPs (Spouses and Partners) at tonight’s pre-season exhibition game between the Ottawa Centaurs and the Montreal Metros 👀. We’re told Shane’s other half will be on the ice tonight, so watch this space!

    -or-

    A couple instances of Ilya being exposed for the Lover Boy(tm) he is online.

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  6. Complex Sports @ComplexSports
    Happy Birthday to the First Husbands of Hockey, Shane and Ilya Hollander Rozanov, who shared a belated joint birthday celebration while on holiday following their historic Stanley Cup win. Read More:

    -or-

    The pictures from Hollanov's summer vacation have finally been posted. Montreal fans mourn their fumbled baddie.

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  7. Inner Workings by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-02-27

    After a thorough evaluation of Mr. Hunter’s medical records as well as a physical examination by independent MLH medical staff, it is the duty of this investigation committee to confirm Mr. Hunter’s disclosure: that he is now and has always been a primary gender male and a secondary gender Omega.

    Scott Hunter has lived his life the only way he knows how, but all things must change.

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  8. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are known for their longtime rivalry on the ice. Off the ice, their personalities—and fashion—contrast as well. Rozanov’s monochrome masculine minimalist in sharp relief to Hollander’s fusion of part athleisure, part soft casual.

    Their fashion couldn’t be more opposite, which makes it all the more surprising when they are spotted wearing the same pieces. I’ve collected a few of my favorites.

    OR:
    A notable tabloid publishes this piece comparing how the two rivals’ dichotomous fashion unexpectedly intersects.

    Now with bonus chapter with Ilya and Shane’s reaction!

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  9. TMZ @TMZ
    First husbands of hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, seen steamily celebrating their Stanley Cup victory in Nashville club! Videos Below:

    and

    Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

    Hollander finally cuts loose? Looks like hockey’s Golden Boy is finally embracing his wild side!: read more

    -or-

    Married Hollanov are out on the town celebrating their Stanley Cup win. Twitter reacts.
    (Inspired by NicOlandria's night out in Nashville!)

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  10. The Public Eye by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-02-18

    The brush off Shane received when he suggested Ilya try medication was hardly surprising to him. What he found shocking was that he had actually done it. Without telling Shane, no less. And if that wasn't startling enough, finding out the entire hockey community knew because of one ill-timed picture Cliff Marlow took practically knocked him off balance.
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    “Who knew Rozanov would be the poster boy for Prozac?” Hayden muttered with a huff. “God, he’s gotta be floating on cloud nine with that dose. Normal people take like what, ten or twenty? Sixty must mean he was damn near suicidal.”

    “Probably,” JJ agreed, shrugging. “I wouldn’t know, I don’t need to medicate myself to cope with life.”

    “If he’s all doped up, how come he’s still always such an asshole?” one of the rookies questioned, earning a few laughs.

    Shane just felt sick to his stomach. And angry. At his team and Marlow and mostly at himself. Ilya had done exactly what he asked and now, he was getting mocked for taking care of himself. In what world was that fair?

    “Maybe that’s why he’s so aggressive on the ice,” another theorized. “He's trying to kill himself and take another player with him to make it look like an accident.”

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  11. hollandershole🕳: are they smiling at each other???? ↳hollandershole🕳: oh my fucking god what is going on sufferingcensfan: did rozanov just swing for hollander then stop when he realised who it was? hollanovtruther: not fighting his man? i know that’s right�

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  12. There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The internet would never figure it out.

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  13. r/BostonBears Breaking: Ilya Rozanov has decided to test the open market on Wednesday. Rozanov has never been a free agent before. Source: @laffertyonice In this week's breakdown, we dive into the three years of MLH chaos, heartbreak, and drama on social media, all ignited by this one insane off-season move.

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  14. “There’s information coming out that the Centaur’s plane crashed on its way to Tampa.”

    The entire world tilts on its axis.

    For a moment Shane feels like he’s being burned alive, and then in an instant it’s just bitter cold; there’s ice in his veins, his lungs, his heart. God, his heart. Is it still beating? He can’t tell. Surely not. Surely, if Ilya were - if he were gone, then Shane’s heart would have fallen still. There would be nothing left for it to beat for.

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  15. Ilya watches as, with shaking fingers, Shane presses something on his phone and turns it to him.

    There is an article open. Ilya sees… a photo of him at Shane’s house in Montreal. A side by side comparison of them, wearing—sharing—the same shirts, and hoodies. Shane’s car driving through the gates at Ilya’s new house.

    Shane hiccups, tears streaming down his cheeks.

    “They figured us out.”

    A year in the life of Shane and Ilya, if they had been outed earlier.

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  16. Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact

    Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.

    ***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***

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  17. THE CENTAURS ARE MLH CUP CHAMPIONS @justahockeygirl
    Dad: I saw your hockey players were trending on Twitter.
    Me: SHANE POSTED ABOUT ILYA AND BROKE INSTAGRAM.
    Dad: That sounds nice, sweetie.

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    Mel Henderson (they/them) @HiItsMel
    I love my job, but can the gays just give me ONE DAY OF PEACE?????

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    paige 🌈🐎🏹 @paige_on_the_pk
    We are being FED!! First the pictures from Game 5, then the parade, and now this? Man, I fucking love being a Centaurs fan.

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    Or, the internet reacts to Shane's post about Ilya. Chaos ensues, followed by tooth-rotting sweetness.

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  18. He was just confused at this point. Was there a problem or not? Why on earth was the school where Hayden Pike sent his children calling him?

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    Ilya Rozanov realizes he's an emergency contact in the exact moment he needs to act like an emergency contact. Hayden Pike has to release a statement about it.

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  19. Shane has spent his entire career rising above it. After one dirty hit, one slur, and one question too many, he stops. A press conference becomes a confession—and a line is finally drawn.

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  20. The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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