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  1. Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?

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  2. Carmicheal: Link: The End of the Hollandry Era - A Power Couple's Unexpected Breakup Shocks Fans

    what is this

    Carmichael: click it

    why

    Carmichael: do it

    are you trying to hack me???

    Carmicheal: no definitely not

    you're not convincing

    Carmicheal: promise just click

    fine

    if i get some weird fucking porn virus im blaming you and taking it out on you too

    oh

    OH SHIT

    in which: the bears go to a club, the bears regret going to said club,rose landry comes through in their hour of need, and connors's girlfriend kicks him out of bed.

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  3. Scott Hunter is Captain America, working a thankless job with the Black Widow, also known as Ilya Rozanov, when shit starts to hit the fan.
    (Also known as, what if the Heated Rivalry characters were in the movie that inspired their very existence?)

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  4. Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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  5. When Shane announces to the world that he is signing with the Ottawa centaurs and that he is engaged to Ilya in a post online the response he gets is a little different to what he was expecting...but it was a lot better too

    ***

    or the replies and comments on Shane's post at the end of "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas...Mostly"

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  6. emergency contact by

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    2026-03-13

    Vancouver General Hospital has very strict rules about workplace relationships, and Dr. Shane Hollander and Dr. Ilya Rozanov follow every single one. The only problem is that they’re married. And no one knows.

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  7. In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics. Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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  8. The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.

    He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.

    The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.

    In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…

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  9. Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

    or

    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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  10. Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

    OR

    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

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  11. Shane is ready to come out to Hayden.

    Hayden is thrilled his friend is ready to tell him about his autism.

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  12. Ilya had been a menace the past couple of days. Shane decided it was time to give his husband a taste of his own medicine. Cue a bunch of pictures of Hayden, an hour, some Scotch tape, and one very mischievous Shane Hollander.

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  13. troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
    Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    kari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
    the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    vi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
    you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverparty

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  14. To make Shane & Ilya's relationship less noticeable on stan twitter, their friends agree to fan the flames of some other ships.

    Featuring: Ilya & Hayden being forced to flirt online, everyone inviting themselves to an orgy with Shane, & the Boston Raiders making sure everyone knows this is a JOKE, seriously, they're just joking, guys.

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  15. “I don’t care that he’s gay!” Hayden says. Shane turns finally, locking eyes with Hayden, searching for any truth in that statement. Because there’s a difference between knowing theoretically that you share a locker room with a gay guy and seeing him ride a dick like it’s his life’s purpose. “I don’t. You know that. I just…him?”

    “Yes,” Shane says softly. “Him.”

    Hayden lets out a guttural groan. “Jesus, man. You couldn’t at least top him?”

    Or: 6 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, +1 time they walk in on someone else

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  16. Shane stared back at the camera, giving it the flattest look possible, “Like Miss Carpenter, everyday, I too had to beg my man to ‘please don’t embarrass me, motherfucker’,” - Or, the 5 times Shane 'ASMR-Is-Music-Right?' Hollander was soft (and freaky) about his husband over the soundtrack of pop music. And the 1 time Ilya ‘Romance-Are-Not-For-Russians’ Rozanov was. (Chapter 5: Bonus Scenes)

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  17. Google search history
    Today: 5th October 2016

    17: 10
    what the fuck is huntanov

    17:10
    what does fanfiction mean

    17:11
    what is huntanov fanfiction

    17:11
    bleach for eyeballs

    (people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

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  18. Ilya has a terrible idea for a Tiktok.

    So of course, he has to do it!

    AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches.

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  19. Shane loves his husband. He really does! But sometimes, it can be hard to put that love into words.

    So maybe, when he tried to put it into words, he ended up writing a couple songs.

    And maybe he released them under a fake name.

    And maybe they got insanely popular somehow.

    -

    AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.

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  20. lily@shanehollanderstop hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs 💬 1.5K 🔄 47.7K ❤ 763.2K or Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

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