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This Quiz Will Reveal Whether You Are Hollander Or Rozanov Deep In Your Soul by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-22
Are you a Shane Hollander or an Ilya Rozanov?
This extremely illegitimate BuzzFeed-y style quiz will reveal the truth about you through a series of increasingly important questions.
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- 1
- AO3:
- #81609091
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-22
Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya Rose: ??? Shane: Trust me Shane: Just get it Rose: Why? Shane: You are probably cursed. or Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #81246331
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Celebrity Crush(ed) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-03-22
It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.
It just means you love hockey.
- Part 2 of crackin' open a cold one
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- 5/5
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #81338996
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@MHL Gossip @MHLGossip
BREAKING: An audio posted by an anonymous source reveals that Boston Captain Ilya Rozanov is currently BLACKMAILING Montreal Captain Shane Hollander with what he calls an ‘incriminating photo’. Fans are left wondering just what the so called ‘Golden Boy’ of the MHL could have done and how does Rozanov have such a photo?
@montrealbabes
FUCK
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- AO3:
- #81575101
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“Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.” “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old. Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #81521411
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Front Row Seats to Love by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-21
Couple watching is Sebbin’s favourite Valentine’s Day activity, and Boston on Valentine’s Day is full of restaurants with red paper hearts taped to the windows, red dresses and flowers, and a hockey player called Brad Hammersmith pretending they’re just best friends who sleep together sometimes.
Or, Seb loves love, and Hammer would like to stop overthinking their relationship.
POV Brad Hammersmith :)
- Part 10 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 6 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- AO3:
- #81599076
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Zebra Huddle: Mel's Version by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-19
Stairwells at midnight, bar service and All Star games
or
Referees might love their group chats, but somehow it was Mel who became the keeper of Shane and Ilya's secrets.
(kind of sequel to Zebra Huddle)
- Part 3 of Zebra Huddle
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- AO3:
- #81499716
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Tequila Sunrise and the Dalton Investigation by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-19
The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
Are they up for the challenge?- Part 9 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 5 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- AO3:
- #81503131
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Will You Maybe Be My Valentine Or Whatever? by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-18
Unfortunately for Brad Hammersmith, Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have working phones and zero respect for minding their own business.
Or, Marlow and Roz find Hammer a date in Sebbin for Valentine's Day.
It's a texting fic, and set during All Stars 2022.
- Part 8 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 4 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- AO3:
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It's all Marly's fault.
He just had to mention 'Jane from Montreal' during an interview. And then JJ went and tweeted about 'Boston Lily'.
And sure, Shane and Ilya are out and married now, but there are some things they had managed to keep private, their burner twitter accounts for one. But with the names Jane and Lily out there and their apparent 'very recognizable talking patterns' it took the internet 0.5 seconds to find them. And now Shane and Ilya have to deal with their friends publicly reacting to things they thought would forever remain anonymous.
Surprising everyone, Ilya is the one suffering the most.
Or.
The Admirals, Metros and Raiders react to Hollanov burner accounts tweets.
- Part 4 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
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- AO3:
- #81389391
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Team Bbq! Be there at 3:00! by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-17
Hayden invites Lily to the team bbq at the end of the regular season. No one is prepared for who shows up.
- Part 5 of Teammate Shenanigans
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- AO3:
- #81344196
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Things You Learn at a Gay Bar in New York on an All-Star weekend by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-17
Marlow attends the 2022 All-Star weekend in New York strictly for the gossip.
Or, Hunter finds out about Sebbin and Hammer.
Or, Roz has been Marlow's gossip buddy forever, and Vaughn might be a promising new one?
POV Cliff Marlow <3
- Part 7 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 3 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- AO3:
- #81385376
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drunk and totally in love (and fuck this is our circus and therefore it's our problem) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-17
Carmicheal: Link: The End of the Hollandry Era - A Power Couple's Unexpected Breakup Shocks Fans
what is this
Carmichael: click it
why
Carmichael: do it
are you trying to hack me???
Carmicheal: no definitely not
you're not convincing
Carmicheal: promise just click
fine
if i get some weird fucking porn virus im blaming you and taking it out on you too
oh
OH SHIT
in which: the bears go to a club, the bears regret going to said club,rose landry comes through in their hour of need, and connors's girlfriend kicks him out of bed.
- Part 4 of fixer upper (the boston remix)
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- AO3:
- #81397576
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with you to the end of the (blue) line by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-16
Scott Hunter is Captain America, working a thankless job with the Black Widow, also known as Ilya Rozanov, when shit starts to hit the fan.
(Also known as, what if the Heated Rivalry characters were in the movie that inspired their very existence?)- Language:
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- #81289526
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(i can't get no) satisfaction by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-16
[An image of Ilya Rozanov from 2016, leaving a nightclub in Boston. He is flanked on either side by two women. His right arm is casually slung around the shoulders of one, while the other holds onto his left arm. He is winking at the camera.]
@NHLInsider It’s been a rough week for Ilya Rozanov after a storybook start to the season. After suffering bruised ribs during Ottawa’s game against Montreal on Thursday, now one of his former flames has come forward claiming he was a less-than-stellar partner.
TikTok user @bostonbethany posted a video on Saturday detailing her encounter with Rozanov back in 2017. She says he didn’t pay for her drinks, was constantly checking his phone, could barely make conversation after leading her to believe he was interested in a relationship, failed to satisfy her in the bedroom after trying for nearly an hour, and never called her again.
This comes as Rozanov is out for at least two weeks with his injury, while the Centaurs, including his husband Shane Hollander, head to Berlin for two games against Detroit as part of the NHL’s Global Series.
We’ll let you know if we hear anything back from Rozanov’s camp.
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- AO3:
- #81279931
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Who Would Win in a Fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Time to Shine - Rachel Reid
2026-03-15
Casey Hicks and Wyatt Hayes understand each other on, like, a cosmic level. It seems like common sense to invite Casey out with the Centaurs after their latest game against each other. But then Casey introduces everyone to his fiancé, and it immediately becomes obvious that not all queer hockey players are the same.
or - Wyatt has a friend, Casey's more in the closet than he thought he was, and Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander discover that some people just out there living their authentic queer romcoms.
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- #81265951
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Marlow watches Sebbin and Hammer be weird on a kiss cam.
Or, as long as no one asked, the kiss both happened and didn’t happen.
POV Cliff Marlow because hothothot, and Ilya Rozanov being a science guy.
- Part 6 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 1 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- AO3:
- #81278111
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A night out at the Kingfisher during a team roadtrip to New York leaves Ilya cursed with a truth spell. Worried this will ruin everything for Ilya and Shane and their very secret relationship, Ilya scrambles to break the curse before saying anything he can't take back.
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- #81209681
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Centaurs & SAPs vs The Timeline by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-13
After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.
The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.
OR
5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.
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time is moving, with situations i'm not choosing by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-13
“Please, Roz,” Ovlichein, their youngest rookie, begs. Ilya doesn't doubt how earnestly he means his words as he arches a brow at him, watching panic spread across Ovlichein's face. “Everyone else said that they couldn't host, and I offered but they said that none of the rooks could, which meant that Breezy and 'Los couldn't either, and then Marley said that we wouldn't gel as a team, and then everyone else agreed, and then Carmie and Sebbin said that we were going to be cursed if we didn't—”
Ilya holds up a hand, gratified when Ovlichein immediately falls silent.
The locker room is empty of everyone else, a trap neatly laid by the team. Ilya would be impressed by their conniving if it weren't so fucking irritating.
“This is a setup,” Ilya says slowly, watching as Ovlichein pales. “You know this, yes? You have been sent as a sacrifice for the whole team.”
OR: Ilya is a sensible captain. He takes care of his rookies, he hosts the team when needed, and he doesn't fuck around with ouija boards. Too bad Boston only cares about the first two things
- Part 20 of heated rivalry masterlist
- Part 1 of ghostly ghouls get game
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- AO3:
- #80788221