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wonder under summer skies by bluerosebouquet
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2025-12-15
“Do you really need all these pins?” Shane asked, watching Ilya carefully select the fourth box back in the row, which apparently gave him more luck, “You’ve already gotten like five boxes.” “But I want the dog,” Ilya said, looking at Shane as though he was the one who had lost his mind. “You got a dog!” “No, I want this dog,” he tapped the box impatiently, “What is his name?” “Pluto,” Shane said automatically, “He was my favorite as a kid.” “See? That is one I want.”
- Language:
- English
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- 4,738
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75533861
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“I don’t hate him!” Hayden says, which is only true because hate doesn’t quite capture it. No, he despises Rozanov. In his defense, everyone with a pulse and without the last name Hollander does. Or: 5 times Hayden doesn’t get Shane and Ilya’s relationship, +1 time he does.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,450
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #75633306
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Lily and Jane Fall in Love by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2025-12-12
The five encounters with Shane that forced Ilya to lie (brag) to his teammates about his mysterious Montreal Girl, and the time they learned that the lies had never really mattered in the first place.
Or, Shane and Ilya are Not That Subtle about the identities of Jane and Lily, but it doesn't matter because their friends are idiots anyway.
(Behind the scenes of the first fic in this series, “The Montreal Girl”)
- Part 2 of The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane)
- Language:
- English
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- 6,681
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75665376
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Our Captain, Their Problem by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2025-12-11
Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.
It's a very normal day for the Montreal Voyageurs.
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- English
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- 8,868
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #75575896
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Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.
Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”
Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years
- Part 1 of The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,868
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75605916
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The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,185
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 6 versions
- AO3:
- #75114181
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kiss it better baby by weathereyehorizon
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2025-12-10
Shane and Ilya present at the NHL awards followed by an unforgettable night in a Vegas hotel suite. All is not as it seems.
- Language:
- English
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- 3,878
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75538056
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Shane loves yoga. It has always been an escape for him—an escape from his body and his mind. When a bunch of other NHL players interrupt him in a hotel gym during a conference, he is not surprised when they make fun of him, but he is surprised when Ilya asks him to teach them a few poses and they all go along with it. He gets to show off his flexibility, and it seems harmless enough to show off a little extra for Ilya, until-
“Holy shit, Hollander, wait—can you suck your own cock?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #75554896
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stuck in symmetry by firelord_zutara
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2025-11-29
He’s almost at his own door when the muffled sound of his own name catches his attention. “ —like an idiot. Scott Hunter is right next door.” Scott pauses, blinking. He then finds himself unconsciously stepping towards the door his name was uttered behind— before he abruptly freezes, eyes locking on the room number. It’s the room directly next to his own. The one Rozanov had walked out of just this morning. But that voice… it’s vaguely familiar, and it certainly doesn’t belong to Rozanov. Or: Scott Hunter has the unfortunate experience of rooming next to Ilya Rozanov at the 2011 All-Stars.
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry - Scott Hunter's POV
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,344
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #74925691
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Hayden's Holiday by QueerIntentions, taken_aback_by_Tuesdays
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2024-12-25
Hayden and his family visit Ilya & Shane at their cottage. The dinging of the doorbell rang through the cottage. "Must be Hayden!" Shane said happily. Ilya sighed. "We could have had Harris and Chiron, but instead we have Hayden." He was a little wistful at the thought of two dogs to play with. They made their way downstairs, followed by Anya, barking happily. "The Pikes could only come the week before Labour Day," Shane reminded Ilya. "Troy and Harris can come anytime before training camp. You'll have your Chiron cuddles soon." The doorbell rang and rang. Someone must be leaning on it, Ilya thought, as he rushed a bit more to get to the door. The Pikes were weirdly impatient. He opened the door to a frantic-looking Jackie. That was surprising; from the times he had met her, she was usually calm and steady. "Where's the washroom?" Jackie asked, Amber on her hip, Jade and Ruby holding onto an elbow each. (Arthur hiding just behind.) "I'll show you," Shane offered, leading the pack of them off to a quick tour of the bathrooms of the house. (Just as well there were a number of them.) Hayden groaned, recalling Ilya's attention to the door. "Do you need the bathroom too?" Ilya asked. Though this was what Hayden usually sounded like. Hayden gave him a look. "I'm fine," Hayden managed in reasonable tones. "I can't believe I agreed to this," he muttered, heading back towards the car. "Would you like a hand with the luggage?" Ilya called after him. Hayden made a resigned shrug, which Ilya took as a 'yes, please help me.' He was looking forward to this visit (despite his complaints to Shane) and all the entertainment it would provide. Especially all the time with the kids. Following Hayden to the back of the minivan, he scooped up an armload of bags and carried them inside. (Anya helped by following on Ilya's heels.) Shane was waiting by the door, looking at him with a pleased smile. Ilya set down the bags in a heap in the living room and made a beeline for Shane. "So, you like it when I'm on my best behaviour?" Shane nodded and pulled Ilya close. Ilya pushed him against a wall and kissed him deeply. His ass felt amazing under his hands. He scooped him up and held him higher against the wall, as Shane wrapped his legs around him. "Ugh, my eyes!" Hayden said. "Seriously! I'm right here!!" Hayden must've come back inside again. Oh well, it's not like it was a surprise that Ilya would kiss his husband. Surely Hayden would get used to it. Ilya spent a little longer kissing Shane, until Hayden slammed the door, leaving again. God, Shane's hair was so lovely, silky black hair starting to hide his face, it was getting so long. Ilya ran a hand through Shane's hair, just enjoying it. "You guys are still at it?!" Ilya hadn't even noticed the door opening again. Shane was very distracting. Ilya pulled away from Shane and looked at Hayden. "When two people marry, it is because they love each other very much and like to do things like kiss. I'm sorry you haven't had experience with--" Hayden cut him off. "Obviously I've had experience! I'm married to Jackie, asshole!" Ilya pulled away from Shane and shrugged. Hayden did seem awfully uncomfortable with physical touch for someone who was happily married, four kids notwithstanding. (And really, all those kids meant was that they'd had sex at least four times. Wait, there were twins, so three times really. A fluke, even.) "Hayden!" Shane spoke up. "You promised! Ilya's been behaving so well and you're behaving like a dick!" From behind Shane's back, Ilya smirked at Hayden. This behaving well thing was hilarious. He'd definitely need to keep this up. "I'll just go grab some more things," Ilya said, and headed out the door. The trunk had been emptied out; there were just some things among the booster seats and carseat. Grabbing Chompy, a stuffed giraffe of unknown name, and a few dolls, Ilya headed back inside. He arrived just as Jackie came back in, trailing children. "Oh, Ilya," Jackie said. "You're such a help. Thanks for unloading our stuff for us." Hayden made a disbelieving noise behind him and started disagreeing with this. "Really, Hayden?" Jackie said. "Show a better example for the kids." Hayden looked up at Ilya. "Thanks," he said flatly. Ilya smiled. Hayden to tease, kids to play with, and Jackie to join in adult conversations with him and Shane. This would be a great week. Ilya and Shane woke up to the sound of a crash. Oh right, kids in the house. Ilya groaned and pulled Shane closer. He got a kiss, but then Shane slithered out of his arms and went to grab clothes. Apparently it was time to get up. They made their way downstairs and said good morning to everyone. "Who wants pancakes and tater tots?" Ilya asked, to a chorus of yeses. Shane made a face, but managed to keep his mouth shut. He was less stringent now about his diet, but still pickier than Ilya.
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- English
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- 1,650
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #61504582
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Shane and Ilya go to their first BBQ at Bood’s. Together. As a couple. And Shane is a nervous wreck of a man. Also bonus fluff with Harris and Troy. Song inspo and the title: Happy Together by The Turtles Set around late April/early May during The Long Game
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- English
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- 7,023
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #54721171
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Shane and Ilya re-watch their first press conference together, and Ilya is more than delighted to see that Shane had been ogling him basically the entire time. No real plot - all just fluff and banter and reminiscing. Today's theme is "I Always Knew" by The Vaccines.
- Part 1 of Reminiscing
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- English
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- 5,337
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #53496085
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So, in the dark of the night Matti Jalo decides to keep the news that the league’s two biggest rivals seemed to be having some sort of torrid love affair under everyone’s noses to himself. or 5 times someone figured Shane & Ilya out and kept it to themselves and the 1 time they told the whole world themselves in their own words.
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- English
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- 1
- AO3:
- #53198248
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Shane didn’t like to think of himself as vain, but he was looking at a personal grooming train wreck. This was not the man who had been the face of a Russian cologne Shane couldn’t pronounce no matter how many times Ilya repeated it to him. This guy had a hideous mustache that belonged on a porn star from the 1980s and a haircut that wouldn’t be out of place in a Billy Ray Cyrus music video. “Oh my fucking god,” Shane breathed, distraught. “What did you do?!” Ilya comes home from a road trip with a new look. Set during the Role Model season.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,143
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #37047382
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Ilya gets to see Shane's real apartment in Montreal, but an unexpected guest interrupts his visit. Set a few weeks after Ilya and Shane's cottage vacation in Heated Rivalry.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,521
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #36882145
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