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The first thing Shane Hollander tells his parents about the man he will marry one day is that he’s kind of a dick. Or, five times Yuna asked Shane about Ilya Rozanov (and one time she asked David about them).
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- #40306296
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“So I want you to tell me what’s wrong with this,” Harris said, pushing a printed-out screenshot of a tweet toward Ilya. Ilya glanced at it. His lips quirked up into a grin. “It says ‘Happy Pride Month,’” Ilya said. “What is wrong with that?” Harris dragged a hand over his face. “The problem,” Harris said, “is that it says ‘#BeGayDoCrime’ after that.”
- Part 2 of Centaurs' Social Media Shenanigans
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- #39818091
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“I could, though,” Shane said, not willing to give up just yet. “Seduce you. If we were meeting for the first time right now. As adults, I mean.” “You want to try?” Ilya asked. “If you think you can handle it,” Shane said. His blush was only getting darker, but the set of his shoulders was determined. Ilya smiled at him, helplessly charmed. Shane was such a competitive little shit, and he loved him so much. “What did you have in mind?”
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- #39435468
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With his face contorted into a scowl that Rose warned him would become permanent one day, Shane opened the door to reveal one of the hottest men he had ever seen, shirtless, holding his long-lost cat. Instead of being suave or even just normal about the combination strippergram/pet deliveryman on his doorstep, Shane opted to blow it immediately. “Where the fuck have you been?” Shane yelled. A Neighbors AU in which Ilya is the annoying guy next door and Shane tries to deal with it.
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- #38585232
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Shane didn’t like to think of himself as vain, but he was looking at a personal grooming train wreck. This was not the man who had been the face of a Russian cologne Shane couldn’t pronounce no matter how many times Ilya repeated it to him. This guy had a hideous mustache that belonged on a porn star from the 1980s and a haircut that wouldn’t be out of place in a Billy Ray Cyrus music video. “Oh my fucking god,” Shane breathed, distraught. “What did you do?!” Ilya comes home from a road trip with a new look. Set during the Role Model season.
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- AO3:
- #37047382
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Ilya gets to see Shane's real apartment in Montreal, but an unexpected guest interrupts his visit. Set a few weeks after Ilya and Shane's cottage vacation in Heated Rivalry.
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- AO3:
- #36882145