Summary:

Shane didn’t like to think of himself as vain, but he was looking at a personal grooming train wreck. This was not the man who had been the face of a Russian cologne Shane couldn’t pronounce no matter how many times Ilya repeated it to him. This guy had a hideous mustache that belonged on a porn star from the 1980s and a haircut that wouldn’t be out of place in a Billy Ray Cyrus music video. “Oh my fucking god,” Shane breathed, distraught. “What did you do?!” Ilya comes home from a road trip with a new look. Set during the Role Model season.