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  1. Operation: Hollanov by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-04

    "Okay, so let's say that what you're saying is correct, and he is in fact making heart-eyes at Hollander. That doesn't immediately explain moving to Ottawa for him, does it?" Troy asked, looking genuinely interested in Wyatt's theory.

    "We know Ilya, don't we? When that guy likes something then he is absolutely gone for it; look at how he treats Chiron. Just imagine. He develops a crush on Shane Hollander and then decides to do anything possible to get together with him. Even if it means moving across countries and joining a shit team.

    "You know… I'd be willing to see it." Bood relented. "He did start a charity with him."

    Or, the Centaurs figure out how down bad Ilya is for Shane, not realizing the feeling is mutual, and decide to try and bring them together with ridiculous plans.

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    AO3:
    #81503361

  2. Captain vs. Captain by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-03

    Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.

    -or-

    “When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”

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    16/16
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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #79528836

  3. Is this about the cookies? by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-02

    Ilya is upset, and Shane has no idea what is happening or what to do. He turns to the one man he knows can empathise.

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    AO3:
    #82298401

  4. the bisexual fairy godmother of the NHL by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-04-02

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker to the queer guys in the league and showed them that he has insane gaydar and is extremely perceptive (and to maybe make sure they absolutely did not ask out his Shane, even when that wasn't happening, but you know Ilya he is so obsessed with Shane he assumes that everyone wants to date his man)
    +1 time they found out Rozanov wasn't just an ally

    or

    5 times Ilya played matchmaker
    +1 time everyone found out he is not just an ally

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    1
    AO3:
    #80184366

  5. worth the weight by

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    2026-04-02

    “Hi,” Ilya says, his attempt at making his voice a purr lost to how fucking happy he is, to have this, to see Shane Hollander in a way no one else ever gets to. He crosses the room and kneels over him, pulling him up into a kiss that Shane gives him easily, making a sweet, soft noise that makes Ilya want to bite him with how cute it is. Instead, he gets a handful of the edge of the soft, fuzzy blanket to whip it off of Shane and replace it with his own body-

    -only to be stopped when the blanket turns out to be far, far fucking heavier than he anticipated, pulling him up short when his attempt at a flick ends with barely moving the edge before it flops back down with audible weight.

    (ilya versus shane's weighted blanket)

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    AO3:
    #82348406

  6. the pda police by

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    2026-04-01

    Roz We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active Hazy I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO Shane @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday? Shane That’s not that much, is it? Dykstra I can’t tell if you’re joking or not???? Shane How often is normal? Roz Shut up Roz Everyone is banned from speaking Roz No more talking (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #79130901

  7. They Mean Well, I Swear by

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    2026-04-01

    Ilya and Shane agreed to come out to their teams separately. The Bears take it well and promise to have Ilya's back, but they have questions. aka a bunch of well meaning straight (?) guys asking about how things work

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #79933751

  8. I’m not gay (but if I was) by

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    2026-04-01

    “Nah, Roz wouldn’t hold that against him. The guy’s a dick but he’s fair. Glad he doesn’t have to hide anymore now, they seem like a good couple. Both hot as fuck too. That wedding is gonna be fucking insane, I can’t wait.” It isn’t until Cliff finishes tying his skates and looks up, he realises that the entire locker room has fallen silent and is looking at him. “What’s up?” He asks with a confused frown.

    Cliff Marlow is a proud ally. And maybe not entirely straight.

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    AO3:
    #82275871

  9. father figure by

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    2026-03-31

    Ilya finds out Luca is going on a date with Cliff Marlow of all people, and that just won’t do. Luca is too young and pure, and Cliff is too… Cliff. Against Shane’s advice, Ilya decides it’s his job to protect Luca from Cliff Marlow-related heartbreak.

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    AO3:
    #82215711

  10. Hollanov Wedding ft. THE BOYZZZ 🙌🏽 by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-31

    ...Or, more appropriately, THE BOYZZZ 🙌🏽 ft. Hollanov Wedding.

    No angst, no chairs—just vibes.

     

    Only makes sense if you read the first installment of the series before this.

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    AO3:
    #82169521

  11. Pour Decisions by

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    2026-03-31

    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    AO3:
    #82177516

  12. mistakes have been made by

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    2026-03-30

    Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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    AO3:
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  13. The Distance Between Us by

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    2026-03-30

    Ilya Rozanov has spent ten years circling Shane Hollander. Ten years of hotel rooms and secret phone calls. Ten years of pretending he doesn't feel it, doesn't need it, doesn't wake up reaching for someone who's already gone. Ten years convincing himself he's not good enough. That he's not worth it.

    Then a plane needs to make an emergency landing near Montreal, and Yuna Hollander is on it.

    So when Shane calls him from a bathroom floor, unable to breathe, Ilya stops pretending.

    After five hundred miles of frozen highway, three and a half hours of driving like a man possessed, a hospital waiting room full of people who have every reason to hate him, and a boy who looks at him like he's something worth keeping, Ilya may have learned a thing or two about what it means to be loved—and to let himself love freely.

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    3 versions
    AO3:
    #81207291

  14. Tin Roof Rusted by

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    2026-03-29

    "Oh my God, what?" Shane demands, nervous now.
    Ilya swears in Russian again. "Is, um. The condom."
    Fuck. "What about the condom?"
    "On porvalysa," he says, like he can't fucking bring himself to say it in a language that Shane can understand. Then he finally looks at Shane, mouth covered like he's a cowering dog afraid to show Shane his teeth. "It broke."

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are twenty, on top of the world, and a little irresponsible about it. This is the crash.

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    AO3:
    #82067426

  15. THE BOYZZZ 🙌🏽 by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-27

    Wed, October 28, at 5:11 PM
    Carter Vaughn changed chat name to "THE BOYZZZ 🙌🏽"
    Carter Vaughn: Hey guys! I just realized we didn’t have a group chat for POC NHL players so I made one!
    J.J. Boiziau: You're so right, man
    613-125-3357: I don’t know why I haven’t thought of this before. Bless my team but it’s like they are trying to camouflage with the ice

     

    OR: Shane gets added to a group chat. It doesn’t change much in the grand scheme of things, but it’s pretty entertaining—and surprisingly supportive.

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    AO3:
    #81932541

  16. hi shane, is this still available? by

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    2026-03-26

    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    AO3:
    #81645471

  17. Kissing Centaurs by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-25

    [Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]

    Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.

    Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.

    Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.

    Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.

    Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?

    Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.

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    AO3:
    #81858316

  18. The Scientific Method of Queer Discovery by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-03-24

    Hypothesis: Marlow could be queer.
    Method: Exposure to research materials provided by Seb.
    Peer Review: Conducted by the group chat.
    Results: See findings inside.
    Spoiler: He's not.

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    AO3:
    #81790461

  19. Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gorbachev by

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    2026-03-23

    rat
    @rinkrat97

    uhm. is this what I think it is?????

    *grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*

    ❤ 278K 8:22 PM - August 31, 2017

    1.2K people are talking about this

    Now Trending: #ProperRussianGreeting #NotGayIfItsSoviet #StalinsLips

    Real American
    @JustAskingQ

    I can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.

    ❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017

    or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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    AO3:
    #81555031

  20. Part of the Family by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-03-22

    Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
    Competitors on the ice, but we're good at burying the hatchet. Thanks to the @NYAdmirals and @KingfisherNYC for hosting us tonight!

    audrey @mrslucahaas
    Do I spy with my little eye Shane Hollander in the background of that third pic?

    sj ❦ @shaydenstan
    Shane Hollander leaning over a pool table I am looking very disrespectfully 👀

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    No you are not. Internet is cancelled. Harris take this down.

    Or: the Centaurs (+ Shane) take New York

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    AO3:
    #81672076
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