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  1. A harmless drinking game at Bood's barbecue causes secrets about a certain relationship to be revealed by accident. In the summer of 2017 Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov started officially dating. A the start of the summer 2018 Ilya Rozanov's trade to the Ottawa Centaurs was confirmed and released to the public. The news was released to the public when the Centaurs were having a barbecue shocking the whole team. No one knew why the captain of the Boston Bears had been traded to Ottawa, a team with no prospects of winning. Even after his first year no one had a clue why he was traded or even considered for a trade. At the start of the 2018 season Shane came out to his teamates, and ended up being singled out for the rest of the season. After long discussions with Ilya he decided to waive his no trade clause and be traded back to his home town of Ottawa and play alongside Ilya. His trade was released during the summer of 2019. Even more people began questioning the recent trades to Ottawa. Even the team began questioning what would happen between the two due to their rivalry. During the summer of 2019 Ilya and Shane held a private ceremony at their cottage with Yuna, David, Rose, Hayden and the Pikes family as their witnesses. Their private ceremony showed cemented their relationship and their love for one another and they got ready to began another terrific season. The first day of training camp the team was anticipating their captains reaction to Shane having traded to their team. They all watched in anticipation for Ilya's first interaction with Shane, but rather than the huge fight that they expected they stood there shocked at how polite their captain was towards his rival. No one on the team ever expected the two rivals to work so well together on the ice. They worked together on the ice as if they shared one brain and the teams wins increased. One day after practice Dykstra exclaimed "you're all coming round this weekend for a barbecue, no excuses" then he turned pointedly towards Hollander "especially both of you". That weekend everyone attended the barbecue. As the day was ending and the night one of the rookies decided what a great idea it was to play never have i ever. Ilya of course thought it was such a great idea and agreed that they should all play. As the game went on less and less remained playing until it was just Haas, Dykstra, Hayes, Hollander, Rozanov, Barrett, Harris Cassie, Lisa and Caitlin who remained. Harris decided to say "never have I ever drove more than 2 hours for a hookup", to which many of the players drank and reluctanly so did Hollander, which shocked the rest of the group apart from Ilya who was hiding his grin beneath his hand. The game continued until Bood decided to target Harris and the wives by saying "never have I ever slept with a hockey player". Shane and Ilya both knew that they could lie and not drink but they both looked directly at each other and decided to drink. The whole group looked at the two quizzically, then Bood said "I only meant MHL players, not other hockey players" as the others continued to stare at them. But then Ilya broke the silence by saying "wouldn't matter we'd still have to drink", which shocked the group even more. They did their best not to ask too many questions as they waited for either Shane or Ilya to expand on what had just been said. And soon enough they got the answers they were looking for. As the rest if the group were gaping at Shane and Ilya Shane decided to say "didn't you guys know me and Ilya are married." Chaos followed. No one was making sense until Wyatt exclaimed " THE RINGS? THATS WHAT THE RINGS ARE FOR. OMG how did I miss this, I'm a goalie I am meant to watch people." Then Troy exclaimed "what do you mean rings". In response Ilya and Shane at almost the same time pulled out their chains hidden under their tops showing off their matching rings. "OMG, is this actually real" Haas with a confused expression on his face as he began saying "how long has this been going on" to which Shane responded "do you seriously think we'd lie about this." "How long has this been going on" Harris asked trying to piece together what had just been revealed. The whole group then looked at them with expecting faces waiting for the answer. The Ilya suprised everyone saying "we've been together since rookie season" "summer before" Shane interupted with a pleased grin on his face, the Ilya continued "but we've been exclusive since summer of 2017 and married since summer of 2019" he said as he waited for chaos to follow. "My mind is blown, the whole time you've been in the league" Dykstra said with a shocked face remaining on his face. Then Wyatt exclaimed again "WAIT is this why we've never been to your houses, is it because you two live together" to why Ilya smugly responded "of course we live together we are married after all." "Sorry, we literally didn't know you guys were married or even together until 2 minutes ago" Barrett responded with sarcastically. "Is this why you both moved to Ottawa" Haas asked to which was responded with an "of course" from Ilya. The Shane and Ilya shared a look and both quickly stood saying "well it's getting late and we've got practice tomorrow so I think it's time to go. See you all tomorrow at practice" before they quickly rushed out leaving the rest of the group with even more questions than they had started with. Troy turned to the group and said "we're asking them more questions tomorrow right" to which was responded with a resounding "yes". The next day at practice, when Shane and Ilya arrived Hayes, Haas, Dykstra and Barrett all looked towards them eagerly awaiting answers. All while Chouinard stood looking quizzical at the interaction between his teamates.

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  2. "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.” Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

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  3. Harris had an unofficial poll on a whiteboard in the media team’s office: Team Hollander vs Team Rozanov; something that apparently was never allowed to be revealed to the general public according to Harris’s strong warning the first time Wyatt had seen it. He had promptly and dramatically signed his name under Team Hollander, though he had to write small in the little space left. He had obviously landed up at the best team possible - at least when it came to being a fan of Shane Hollander. Then Ilya Rozanov was traded to Ottawa. Suddenly, Shane Hollander went from a Hockey God, whose presence Wyatt was graced with a few times a year, to the most talked about figure in the Centaurs locker room. Ilya Rozanov was not Shane Hollander, but he might as well be the second best thing. Who else knew Shane Hollander better than his rival? Here was a live, captive source of information. A practical Shane Hollander encyclopaedia. Or The Ottawa Centaurs accidentally end up being the Shane Hollander Unofficial Fan Club. And now, with Ilya on the team, Shane Hollander is always there! Wow!

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  4. Would they get into trouble with their own team over this? Probably. Would it be worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely. “He’s doing it again,” Dykstra stage-whispered, pulling Ilya back to reality. “It’s getting weird.” Bood nodded. “Yeah. How he actually managed to land Hollzy with that creepy smile is beyond me.” Ilya snorted. “Fuck off, idiots.” “Ah,” Wyatt made a cheerful noise. “He’s back! We missed you, Cap.” “But we’d also appreciate it if you could stop grinning like a lunatic,” Chouinard said, pointing at Ilya’s face. “You look like you’re about to become the Metros’ worst nightmare.” OR For months, Shane has been treated like an outcast—branded a traitor by the city he once called home. Now he can’t wait to leave Montreal behind for good. Yet, determined to keep his dignity, he takes part in one final fan event to raise money for a children’s hospital. On the surface, it’s simple enough. Fans exchange money for an autograph, a picture and a fleeting moment with their former hero—nothing Shane hasn’t done countless times over the past decade. This time, however, his final obligation to the team doesn’t end the way he expects.

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  5. Nobody knows what to expect with Shane's first week of preseason with the Ottawa Centaurs. They definitely don't expect him to get drunk at Bood's BBQ and lay out the very surprising timeline of his relationship with their captain.

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  6. Svetlana lets Ilya know that Alexei had another daughter. He has two nieces. And they need him. **COMPLETE**

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  7. When Ilya is jumped in an alleyway by some homophobic hockey fans, the entire Ottawa Centaurs team comes to his rescue.

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  8. Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression! Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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  9. In a world where Shane was encouraged to do high school theatre because he was socially awkward. The consequences of this live on the internet forever.

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  10. Spoilers for Books 5 and 6 (Role Model & TLG).

    We know what Ilya and Troy/Harris were doing when their plane almost went down, but what was everyone else on the flight doing and thinking? Let's visit those we know best and see!

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  11. Shane loved the Centaurs. He really did. They felt like a second family, and Shane would never take that for granted. They had one flaw, however. Boundaries, for some reason, seemed to be a foreign concept to the entire team.

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  12. Ilya and Shane are so excited to have made the playoffs in Shane's first season with the Centaurs until they remember: no sex during the playoffs.

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  13. A collection of snippets about Ilya's life with the Ottawa Centaurs, who'd know he was happily domesticated by Shane Hollander if they didn't firmly believe Ilya was straight.

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  14. Ilya welcomes Shane to the Centaurs by playing a prank on him. Shane retaliates. They have always been competitive. Based on real pranks NHL players have played on each other. (Mainly the Penguins)

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    The team has just come back into the locker room and Ilya is sitting in front of his stall, unlacing his skates, when his world changes. “Oh, fuck,” Bood says. He’s got his phone in his hand and a stricken expression on his face. “The Metros plane had to make an emergency landing.” -- Or: Shane's plane is the one that almost crashes.

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  16. "Waitt a minute Barrett why'd ya take a drink," Young slurred with his eyes narrowed, "Harris don't play hockey." Well shit. Of course one of the rookies had to notice, those morons never let anything go. So now everyone and their fucking mothers had turned to stare at Troy who could only let out an awkward laugh. Well this sobered him up. "Harris probably wasn't the first guy he slept with you idiot, he grew up playing hockey maybe it was an old teammate," Holmber said to Young whom he was still currently draped over. "Nooo papa Hazy said professional hockey player, so it has to be someone in the league," Young argued back. The rookies had all taken to calling Wyatt variations of dad and followed him around like a bunch of baby ducks. Troy woulda laughed at the endearing nickname was he not about to get his shit rocked by a 6' 3'' Russian in the parking lot. Because of every hockey player Troy Barrett could've slept with he just had to hook up with Shane mother fucking Hollander. ----- Or the Ottawa Centaurs play never have I ever ----- UPDATE

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  17. The Ottawa Centaurs try to figure out why the hell Ilya Rozanov signed with them and come to the erroneous conclusion that he's in love with their part-time athletic trainer, Iwaizumi Hajime.

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  18. "It is our first game of the season against them. But it is their first against us too. They may have won cups, may have been higher in the ranking. But they are not the same. They are weak. They are missing what made them special, who made them important." Ilyas eyes lingered on Shanes face before he turned back to address the room, slowly spinning to look all his team mates in the eyes. Or: Shane plays his first game with the Centaurs against his old team. Thinks happen and lead to other things

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  19. The rookies set about questioning the limits of fun suits with the MHL dress code. Ilya helps.

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  20. Ilya smiled, obviously drunk. "I am a loverboy." Shane rolled his eyes. "I fell in love with Cassie the first time I met her," Bood said. "I helped her find a lost earring at a party. It was blue and dangly." Shane was about to question how Bood could possibly have fallen in love at first sight when Ilya suddenly slapped the table and yelled, "I should get earrings!" ~~~ The Centaurs are out drinking after a home win against Montreal. Amid a discussion of love and experimentation, Ilya decides he needs to get his ears pierced immediately. Luca gets a date and Shane falls even more in love with his husband.

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