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  1. ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

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  2. EMERGENCY MEETING AT MY PLACE AT 7:00 TONIGHT
    CANCEL ALL OF YOUR PLANS
    I HAVE DEFINITIVE, INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE THAT ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP
    I’M SERIOUS. I HAVE A POWERPOINT.
    I’m making sangria. Someone bring guac.
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    Three fangirls start a group chat. Chaos ensues.

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  3. Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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    AO3:
    #84589631
  4. One of Dylan Xie's teenage fangirls gets him into the All Star game via fan polls and draws attention away from important things. Like more manufactured Rozanov-Hollander rivalry drama.

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  5. Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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  6. Shane Hollander wins the Stanley Cup in a completely successful ploy to stop thinking about Ilya Rozanov.

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    AO3:
    #83715976
  7. HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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  8. Shane Hollander won the Stanley Cup (the first one of his career, mind you) and he will enjoy the MLH awards. No scandal on Earth will take his triumph away from him. Or his much deserved hook up with his rival and now friend, Ilya Rozanov.

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    AO3:
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  9. cens and censibility @ottawagirly is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or???????? Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    AO3:
    #83183536
  10. JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    AO3:
    #83019276
  11. Ilya and Shane agreed to come out to their teams separately. The Bears take it well and promise to have Ilya's back, but they have questions. aka a bunch of well meaning straight (?) guys asking about how things work

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    AO3:
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  12. Shane has finally been added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat and is now officially expected to turn up to the social events, but he has more fun than he was ever expecting, and is happy to finally have friends who understand him. This is continuing on from the other works in this series so if you want full context please read the others, but I don't think it would be completely unreadable if you don't.

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  13. Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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  14. Carter Vaughn (NY):

    You know all of a sudden Hollanders lack of texts seems really ominous

    You good there @Hollander

    You:

    No

    No I am not because one of the stupid fucking 19 year olds I’m somehow responsible for decided not to wear his bloody mouthguard at afternoon skate and the absolute dumbass took a stick to the face

    So now I’m sitting in the ER waiting for him to get back from xray because of course its the one rookie who isn’t with a billet family 

    Why are they like this?

    Lily:

    Their mothers didn't drop them on their heads enough as babys so the universe decided to do it for them

    -

    When Montreal and Boston name two 20 year olds as their captains, Scott Hunter decides that they could probably do with somewhere to turn to for advice.

    Four years later, he doesn't quite know if he regrets that or not.

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  15. Hypothesis: Marlow could be queer.
    Method: Exposure to research materials provided by Seb.
    Peer Review: Conducted by the group chat.
    Results: See findings inside.
    Spoiler: He's not.

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  16. Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
    Competitors on the ice, but we're good at burying the hatchet. Thanks to the @NYAdmirals and @KingfisherNYC for hosting us tonight!

    audrey @mrslucahaas
    Do I spy with my little eye Shane Hollander in the background of that third pic?

    sj ❦ @shaydenstan
    Shane Hollander leaning over a pool table I am looking very disrespectfully 👀

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    No you are not. Internet is cancelled. Harris take this down.

    Or: the Centaurs (+ Shane) take New York

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  17. @IlyaRozanov_81 ✅

    Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏

    Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81

    @rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY

    @hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!

    In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.

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  18. The Boston boys have a mystery on their hands.
    This one involves several tequila sunrises, Ilya Rozanov's heart eyes, Scott Hunter's help, and an out-of-control group chat.
    Are they up for the challenge?

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  19. [An image of Ilya Rozanov from 2016, leaving a nightclub in Boston. He is flanked on either side by two women. His right arm is casually slung around the shoulders of one, while the other holds onto his left arm. He is winking at the camera.]

    @NHLInsider It’s been a rough week for Ilya Rozanov after a storybook start to the season. After suffering bruised ribs during Ottawa’s game against Montreal on Thursday, now one of his former flames has come forward claiming he was a less-than-stellar partner. 

    TikTok user @bostonbethany posted a video on Saturday detailing her encounter with Rozanov back in 2017. She says he didn’t pay for her drinks, was constantly checking his phone, could barely make conversation after leading her to believe he was interested in a relationship, failed to satisfy her in the bedroom after trying for nearly an hour, and never called her again.

    This comes as Rozanov is out for at least two weeks with his injury, while the Centaurs, including his husband Shane Hollander, head to Berlin for two games against Detroit as part of the NHL’s Global Series. 

    We’ll let you know if we hear anything back from Rozanov’s camp. 

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    AO3:
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  20. “You're married?” Doctor Pike asks.

    “Only recently,” Shane says, “but we were together for eight years before getting married.” He smiles, and thinking about his husband provides a little bit of solace amidst thinking about his lost wedding band.

    “You definitely came to work with it?”

    “Definitely.” Shane murmurs. “I keep it on. My husband works nights in the ER, so we’re like ships passing in the night. I keep it on since we don't get to see each other often.” His brow furrows, heart sinking in his chest a little at his lost wedding band.

    “Husband? In the ER?”

    Or:
    Shane loses his wedding band and the neurology department discovers Dr Shane Hollander has a husband... who works in the hospital's ER. Now they're determined to uncover the identity of his mysterious husband.

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    AO3:
    #80949401
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